Click above to watch the video of the hangover cure we gave to Wiener 1!
Click above to watch the video of the hangover cure we gave to Wiener 1!
Click above to watch the aftermath of Producer Joe's nose surgery. WARNING: It's gross!
Click above to see what happened when Free Beer watched the video of gauze being removed from Joe's nose!
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We started the show talking about the phenomenon of how girls now dress slutty for EVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY. St. Patrick 's Day was no exception yesterday. Our engineer Sean dressed up a leprechaun and went to bars as part of a station promotion. He was groped by hot chicks everywhere. Zane got a message about screwing up his son's paper route the other day. They got complaints about papers not being hung neatly on the doors. She also heard that someone had been discussing it on the radio and managed to put the pieces together and track Zane down. Zane tested Free Beer's body fat percentage on the air this morning because he's starting P90X. The fun part of this was watching Zane try and add up some numbers and get an average. A guy is attempting to break a record by skydiving from 23 miles up in the stratosphere. Within 30 seconds, he plans to break the speed of sound. This seems like a bad decision and we talked about what would happen if he were to just explode on the way down. According to doctors, the NCAA tournament is the biggest time of the year to get a vasectomy. Guys get the procedure done and then just sit around watching basketball during recovery. A teacher called one of his kids a loser in a joking way may be in trouble. The mother of the child is pissed, but every one of the students is defending the teacher. We talked this morning about whether or not chicks reveal cleavage so that guys will look. We got Zane's wife on the phone to talk about her flaunting her boobs and whether or not she did it on purpose or not. We also got a call from a guy that said that his sister-in-law busted Zane checking her out in a creepy way at a hockey game recently. We talked to a guy this morning from New Zealand that bought ghosts in a jar for $2,800. Three hours in to the show, Intern Wiener 1 finally strolled in stinking of booze. Originally, we thought he was hungover but after further questioning, it was confirmed that he was still drunk. In the Headlines segment, we talked about the Texas Rangers manager resigning because of his admission of cocaine use, and a racist page made at a Wal Mart. Dumber Than Zane Trivia took a little twist today when the original contestant lost his phone connection, so we had to get a second contestant on the phone. The pot was $2,000. To help Wiener 1 with his hangover/drunkenness, Producer Joe made him a healthy hangover cocktail. It consisted of butter, hot sauce, Lucky Charms and other random disgusting things. We closed the show with a game of Name That Tune.
You should be applauded Freebeer, I just listened to the segment (knowing I could never watch the video) and I almost had to go lie down myself. Had I watched it, I know I would have done exactly the same thing. I almost fast forwarded it 3-4 times but hung in there for some unknown reason. Whew...I still feel queasy.
David A. wrote at 3:04 PM on Mar-16-2010:
Holy S*** Freebeer that was the craziest thing I've ever heard! I felt horrible for you listening to you trying to take care of business while easing down on to the floor and just going out. What a hilarious brain you have! It was like watching a child fall backwards into a pool of crocodiles in slow motion. Nothing anyone could do but watch you're impeding demise! I'm glad you didn't die!
Annete N. wrote at 12:47 PM on Mar-16-2010:
Just wanted to say again that I'm glad that you are okay. I just watched the video and, even though I knew what happened, it was SCARY.
Free Beer laying down on the job
So of all the days that I needed to Blog, today was definitely the most interesting on the show. Early on, the guys played a video that Joe made of his post-nose rape. For those unaware, Joe had nose surgery over the weekend to correct his F'ed up schnoz. With this said, Free Beer was apprehensive to watch the video of Joe's bloody snot stream. But with enough verbal pokes from Zane and the guys (SHOW CODE!!!), he reluctantly fought through the expressions of disgust and nausea & was able see the video...well, some of it at least. In fairness, he admitted that he HATED to watch such nastiness,... Read More
11:39 AM Mar 16 - Click
below to see what happened when Free Beer watched the video of Producer
Joe getting the gauze removed from... http://bit.ly/cxz5qQ
11:38 AM Mar 16 - Click below to see what happened when Free Beer watched the video of Producer Joe getting the gauze removed from... http://bit.ly/cw5aMa
05:44 AM Mar 16 - The video of the aftermath of Producer Joe's nose surgery is posted. WARNING: This video made Free Beer PASS OUT... http://bit.ly/bTOeGP
In regards to the hate mail portion of the site...
Michael S.
Hey guys,
I know I'm putting myself out there for ridicule and mockery, but I feel I have a valid point to share with you. Whether you even read this is or even care is up in the air, but I have to at least try. I was reading the "Hate Mail" portion... continue reading of your site and I do see a lot of other valid points, but I think they're taken a little out of context and some people are being a little sensitive. What you guys do, no offense, doesn't take a lot of skill, knowledge, or effort and I have to say it does show. I know the whole "idea" of the show is to have a group of "average joes" talking about current events and everyday experiences; I get that and obviously it works because you're still on the air. However there is a line where a joke goes too far and does, actually, become offensive. I have to say Free Beer is my favorite of the bunch because he seems to be the one who cares more about the people in the events that you talk about or is the one to say that something Hot Wings says could be offensive. He seems to be the most genuine, as far as the show goes, and the one I can relate with more. The rest of the guys I couldn't care less about. Zane and Hot Wings sound almost identical and it's hard to know who's speaking. In my opinion, as I'm sure you care about it, Zane should go. He offers almost nothing to the show that Hot Wings doesn't already add, plus it would be one less salary to cover for the network. Seems like a win-win for everyone. Plus he looks like a tool. You guys make him sound like a big muscular guy with his P90X poison and he's just a scrawny little shit. I bet it would only take three 5 year-olds to beat him up as opposed to him killing 100 of them at once. The whole premise of the show is to take quick jabs at people's circumstances and make fun of them, and to a point its enjoyable, but like I said I find this show crossing the line often. You can poke fun at people but saying " F this and F that" is for 14 year-olds, not 40 year-olds. You guys know better than that. I am half your age and I seem to be far more mature than you. But once again, I'm sure you're just selling yourself and acting like this so people will listen. That's almost like what a prostitute does if I'm not mistaken. And don't try making jokes about me that I'm a virgin and a dumb loser. Because I'm not any of those things. I guarantee I make more money than any of you and I don?t sell myself short to do it and I am in a very stable, healthy and loving relationship with a loving woman. If you can go home, and I mean all of you including that dweeb Joe, and look at yourself in the mirror and not regret or feel remorseful that you're selling yourself and putting others down to get a buck then God bless. But don't think that your listeners are ALL laughing at your mean spirited jokes because some of us are shaking our heads in disgust and some of us are seeing the shallow and self-conscious people you really are. Sometime down the road in your lives you will have hardship, whether your children get sick or your parents pass away or you, yourself, become sick or have something happen to you and I want you to remember all of the hurtful things you have said because those hard times are coming, faster than you think and I hope it hits you hard and knock you on your asses. I don?t wish ill upon anyone like some of the other "Hate Mailers", nor will I use incorrect grammar and spelling like a lot of the bumpkins who write to this show, but I do hope you realize that a lot of what you say is hurtful and try to make the world a bit better rather than spreading anger and frustration; there's enough of that already without you. I hope someone reading this takes even just a piece of what I'm trying to say. Life is too short for being angry and mean.
Free Beer laying down on the job
