I imagine you recieve emails like this alot, having said that I will no longer listen to your show. About three years ago my wife told me I had to listen to your show, I did and loved it !!! .... and over a year ago after telling at least 20 co-workers to check it out I struggled to listen for more than five minutes at a time. If it is not bad enough to have to hear the same sound effect OVER AND FUCKING OVER by a complete RETARD !!! , you tools decided to go the Lame Street Media route and be in the tank for Obama's sorry ass !! I know ,tell me again how you had him on your show, Hey I heard he did WWF too, great company... you fucks !! . Today was the end, I caught the end of Joe's stunt best talent you idiots have and had to listen to soundbites, and you liberal scum mocking Palin, gee which retarted monkey played the bites. You may not care, but when GRD has enough people like myself saying we will no longer listen to your station ... oh wait , then you fucks will change and start backing lthe GOP, either way I will never have my radio on GRD again. Thanks for your time and ditch the retard Zane !! Now go foundle yourself's to your Obummer chat !!

scott
Kalamazoo, MI

I have heard your show on the radio. I can't believe you are still on theh air. Cursing at preachers, and just plain being negative 24/7 is not a good way to start off your morning. I will never listen to your show again and I look forward to getting your show off the air. There are some things you can not say on the air, your show sucks. It is by far the saddest thing I have ever listened to. Your material is like a twelve year old's mind!

Danielle
Hartsville, TN

Apparently most of your listeners are as dumb as you are. First of all, The correct answer is 1 because the whole point of an improper fraction is that it is top heavy, meaning the numerator is greater than the denominator - automatically making it equal or greater than one. 1/2 is still greater than zero and is a positive number, but still a proper fraction.

Regarding ZERO, is it a number. Re: 0 (zero) is both a number and the numerical digit used to represent that number in numerals. The arguments that your answer was wrong because zero is not a number just proves that these people really have no grasp of what the question was really after.

I can't believe I even listen to your show, but I do sometimes when they get too war heavy on NPR. A little stupidity in the midst of too much reality sometimes helps.

And what is up with your name, it is so dumb.

Sally
Nashville, TN

I wanted to join your V.I.P. section until I saw that you charge for membership. You really think you're worth thirty bucks or even three for that matter. Being from N.J. I know that you guys are familiar with Preston and Steve who's radio morning show is far greater than yours and has more listeners in three states than yours has in fifteen. They are kick ass and don't charge anything for their V.I.P. section. I thought that you guys were cool but it turns out you only care about the money and not the fans. I hope you guys one day feel the pain of being charged to be a fan of something. It's not right and believe it or not I am going to be taking over fifteen hundred listeners from you for pissing me off.

Sincerely yours,
NOT HAPPY IN N.Y.

P.S. I hope your children become Autistic retards with AIDS and die a slow painful death. Of course I hope you die too. And I hope your wives get raped by black people with seven STD's.

Josh
Albany, NY

***EDITOR'S NOTE***
The views expressed in this email are solely the views of the douche that penned it, and not of the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show.

Hey guys. I'm a security officer at a school in Minnesota. I also have a criminal justice degree and am POST eligible to become a police officer. I have a 4.0 GPA and am continuing with a 4 year degree in business. I am working as a guard as a way to make money for my wife and son until I can land a job as a "real" cop. So glad to know all you guys hate me. I really like your show, but I'm not sure I will continue to listen. Working security is not my dream job, but if you hadn't noticed, the economy kinda sucks. I can take a joke but to say you all hate me for keeping my kid in diapers is a little much.

Thomas in MN

Hello!

I found your Handicap Prank entertaining. Being in a wheelchair myself I find it rather funny that a radio station would allow for such antic's, I dont understand how any business's would want to have there business's name advertized on a radio station that promote's making fun of people in a wheelchair..... I realize free speech but come on guy's are your rating's so low you need to pick on a defensless form of human life or how they get around? But I also realize you try mimicing other "shock jocks" to try getting rating's. I realize you are all undereducated that is why you work minimum wage job's only part time and just trying to make name's for your show....... Pathetic to say the least I can only hope you do more handicap prank's, you fool's record it for public record... when it is time to face the music for your action's better start deleting stuff.....

Jesse

I love listening to you guys in the morning, but now I am done and will NOT listen again. In fact, I will tell everyone I know not to listen to you and why. The teasing about OCD was not funny at all. OCD is an illness! The next time you guys want new material why don't you poke fun at someone in a wheel chair, or someone who lost a limb, or a cancer patient. Are you that stupid that you think people store trash or do the "weirdo" things on purpose. I am never going to accept that you did not realize what you were doing. I deal with a family memeber who has OCD everyday. It is a serious ILLNESS. Period. End of report. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now I know that you guys must have been the jerks in school who teased the kids who limped or stuttered.

deb
Grand Rapids, MI

you guys are pathetic, get a life, i mean you just pick on people who some deserve it but alot of them dont. Like on todays segment about child leashes sayin one women was dumb to listen for 2 years but hate your guys show. Me i listen after your off because your show is so fucking retarded id rather get a sex change than listen to you guys day in and day out. Your how old makin fun of people and some of you have kids even, but yet you act like immature 13 year olds tryin to come up with the best jokes and segments. Why dont you try a you bit called dare or death, where one of you, preferably the one who doesnt have children, is dared you kill yourself, or you are killed if you dont i tell everyone that your show is dumb, but you lost a listener long ago, just thought you should change your stupid show before more do and then you have none then you could also drive into a lake so peace.

riley
hillman, MN

Has anyone ever told you how much you suck. If not, maybe this will be the one. unfortunately i have to listen to you at work because this is the only station we pick up in this shit hole of a warehouse. I come to work at 7:30 and because of your show by 7:45 im trying to find a razor blade so i can put an end to my misery. Your show is stupid, where you came up with those dumbshit names i'll never figure out. How stupid do you have to be to go around being called either "free beer" or "hot wings. Do us all a favor and get the f*ck off this radio station. Free Beer, nice picture you dumb shit. How many times have you and hot wing hooked up with each other. Is there anybody on this show that isnt gay. Do you guys realize that Indiana is Bob & Tom country. You guys are about as cool as Chick Mcgee on his worse day. So in closing go f*ck yourself or each other, i dont care, just get the f*ck off the radio.

mike
kokomo, IN

I wish you guys would get cancelled from the Hawk. Its the only rock station we get clear in The LBI area. I want to listen to Music in the morning. You guys suck. Why does every radio station have two assholes on in the morning? Because every station is trying to copy the success of the Howard Stern Show. Which became totally unfunny sometime in the 90s. Thanks for making Sirrius radio and I pods popular. You guy sound like a bunch of dickheads from the midwest. Go get a job bagging groceries or something. Stay off the New Jersey airwaves! Wingfest sucks too!