you guys have eliminated the need of music for me. I no longer listen to music on my ipod. 100% FBHW.
rodney s. wrote at 11:45 PM on Oct-29-2009:
you guys make work actually tollerable
Kimmer wrote at 4:17 PM on Oct-27-2009:
In regards to your photo in that ginormous chair...
Little Beer in Big chair
(a la, Chris Farley - I hope you know the reference or else this was just retarded.)
You're the best, Mr. Beer!
Kinger wrote at 2:25 PM on Oct-27-2009:
Nice reference to Eau Claire, Wi last Friday. I used to listen on there until they changed formats, now I listen on podcast. Love the show!
Sarah S. wrote at 9:15 AM on Oct-26-2009:
Ok, so I just listened to the Friday Top Three of why you guys are disgusting, and I am pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth at work. Love the show!
Kate F. wrote at 9:10 AM on Oct-24-2009:
I started listening to your show last summer on Q103 in albany. I am so grateful I found you guys. You are sick, twisted and hilarious, thank you for making my morning commute that much better! (and now on my drive home too!)
daniel w. wrote at 3:20 PM on Oct-21-2009:
Hey there i just signed up for vip cant stand not be'ing able to hear the morning show listened to yall for awhile in South Carolina, but now I am in Germany with the army all i can say is thanks for having your material on pod cast !
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 11:17 PM on Oct-19-2009:
Friday's segment was awesome so what are the chances of the "Uncanny Impressions" game making a comeback? You should include Steve and/or whatever interns are around that day.
Justin H. wrote at 7:21 PM on Oct-19-2009:
VIP is cheaper here than at Bob and Tom ($56) , and this show is a lot more funny! Love it
Flashfire wrote at 5:54 PM on Oct-15-2009:
Freecrap and hotcrap is just as good as mine.... The freeweed and hotweed show. Haha stoner moment. Love you show!
Matthew D. wrote at 2:07 PM on Oct-13-2009:
Christopher R. : "Hey Everyone, Come See How Funny I Am!"
Christopher R. wrote at 5:25 AM on Oct-09-2009:
Another Price-is-Right question for the guys:
How long did the first flying car fly?
Zane: "There are no GD flying cars you pud gulper!"
HotWings: (in lispy gay voice)"It flew for exactly 332.68 miles."
Joe: "My junk would look so good in a flying car."
Steve: "CocaCola!"
TRAVIS G. wrote at 9:45 PM on Oct-08-2009:
Do you realize that when you ask everyone what they think on the subject being covered that you hardly every get asked your opinion? Im just left wondering what you think.
Bob D. wrote at 8:37 AM on Oct-06-2009:
Hey, what happened to the Friday top three?
jason s. wrote at 5:51 AM on Oct-05-2009:
Is Jack Lalane Dude Shadoway?s grandpa?
Colin M. wrote at 1:57 PM on Oct-03-2009:
Is it weird my girlfriend doesn't know what a "Schwantz" is? She than proceeded to tell me she had a teacher in school named Mrs. Schwantz
Kelly H. wrote at 7:07 AM on Oct-02-2009:
great :) thanks for getting back to me
Kelly H. wrote at 9:23 AM on Oct-01-2009:
Hey FB, what happened to the Friday Top Three? I loved that segment!
Matthew S. wrote at 3:43 PM on Sep-30-2009:
I had an incident with the holding people up discussion you were talking about a few days ago. I was in line at subway at my college and I was asking them about the fountain drink sizes and subway scrabble instant wins and how many of those I could use on one order. anyways the line was coming closer to me and the lady working there asked me to move along and told me to ask the cashier my questions, I swear I heard her say something under the lines of, "just nice, come in and hold up the line." then when I got to the register i had to tell them my order and they had to split up the orders into 2 orders so I could use both coupons after I paid for one I forgot to get my drinks, luckily i got it in on my other order but I am pretty sure they were not happy with me, I am not sure about the other custumers. I know its late but i thought I would share that.
Laura Z. wrote at 3:56 PM on Sep-27-2009:
Are you guys going to Wingstock? I want to meet you and that's the only way I can think of, since I'm one of your 10 remaining listeners in Philly.
Kelly R. wrote at 3:18 PM on Sep-23-2009:
I like FB's map of the USA, Michigan looks like a ghost :)
JD B. wrote at 9:01 PM on Sep-21-2009:
The "I'm walkin on sunshine" lady from the show intervention on a&e - the drop you guys play alot- was on in an update show tonight....she has been clean since may 7, 2008......no more f'd up drops from her! bummer.
133 wrote at 4:48 PM on Sep-21-2009:
another Joe stunt you should do is the one you guys talked about 2 weeks ago. You said Joe should dress up like Hitler and walk around. And he should say "Hi" to someone walking past him and raise his arm like Hitler did. And go into a restaurant and try and order stuff. That would be the greatest Joe stunt to watch on video. Just imagine how many people would yell at him when he is walking around.
Joshua F. wrote at 4:09 PM on Sep-21-2009:
the best part about that robber video is the old lady adding a kick to the guy after hes being held down by 2 people
Craig B. wrote at 10:01 AM on Sep-17-2009:
New Joe Stunt........ Producer Joe's smell a strangers baby challenge!!
Jacob Q. wrote at 4:53 PM on Sep-15-2009:
Guys, I am not trying to be a word police douche caboose, but there is something that Free Beer started that has caught on that is irritating after listening to the entire show every day; the use of the word awkward. You can make someone feel awkward, or position something awkwardly, but you can't make someone 'awkward'. It doesn't make sense.
I know I am a nit-picky retard, but I just had to make a two sided conversation out of a one-sided podcast. Love the show, mostly because it makes me awkward.
SARA W. wrote at 12:24 PM on Sep-14-2009:
Shave the boys for heavens sake! My husband shaves all like Zane does except taint)and wow that makes for a better time with mouth party!
Jeff B. wrote at 2:19 PM on Sep-12-2009:
Fire up Chips
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 12:39 PM on Sep-12-2009:
I sincerely hope you've called Kendall by now to brag about CMU beating MSU. Please let him know that even us Western fans are laughing and enjoying MSU being humbled.
Tom P. wrote at 12:27 PM on Sep-12-2009:
Great job Eric! I'm going to round up my donation as though it took you 2 hours. You're doing a great thing by helping AT with these fundraisers.
Kelly H. wrote at 7:10 PM on Sep-08-2009:
Free Beer! You gave my ears an orgasm when I heard you sing Johnny Cash on Friday. That was amazing.
Nicholas M. wrote at 8:11 AM on Sep-06-2009:
C'mon Free Beer, Rush rocks!!!
Rush>Nickelback
kristine c. wrote at 5:33 AM on Sep-04-2009:
OMG!!!! Free Beer...ever think of a career in Vegas?!
Timothy D. wrote at 6:34 PM on Sep-03-2009:
Dear Andrew M., GREAT IDEA!
Mark A. wrote at 7:35 AM on Sep-03-2009:
I watched the chicken video..The only thing I could think of was this should be an instructional video for Green Day Gary on how to record hidden videos.
Andrew M. wrote at 2:58 AM on Sep-03-2009:
My father in law loves to fly flags. I want to buy him a pineapple flag as a gag for his birthday. Good idea or bad idea?
Pink wrote at 1:03 PM on Sep-01-2009:
Nickelback sucks. You guys dont. But I cant hate Nickelback enough.
jeremy k. wrote at 7:40 PM on Aug-27-2009:
...what ever happened to the video of zane's dream?
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 10:12 PM on Aug-20-2009:
BTW, you guys recently got a new station, right? How about another Cliptastic Cliptacular? The timing seems right.
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 2:18 PM on Aug-20-2009:
Today was an excellent broadcasting day for you. The Marconi is in th mail.
Dane W. wrote at 7:44 AM on Aug-20-2009:
yo!
Matthew D. wrote at 11:53 PM on Aug-18-2009:
hi freebeer love the show i heard zane get really confused (like most old men do)about what your slide show is BUT if u go back in the archives to the july 9 or 10 show he referances the slide show himself im trying to figure out if hes senile or just retarded i think its the second one but hopefully u and hotwings debate it out on the air cause i would love to u guys coment on that
Peter T. wrote at 6:34 PM on Aug-17-2009:
Free Beer I respect your comments about Michael Vick but I find it
hard to believe that if the Lions were coming off of a 13-3 division
title season and were 1 player from the Super Bowl and Vick was the
player, you would be that quick to bail on them.
As far as the guy from Philly who said he would not root for the
Eagles, easy to quit in August. I wonder how he will feel in
December when Philly playing the Giants for the division if he'll
still hate the team. Love the show and Zane sucks.
Lucas R. wrote at 8:00 PM on Aug-15-2009:
Hey I saw you and Producer Joe at the Saturday Night Alive event watching Brian Vanderark. I didnt want to be the weird listener who comes and bothers you so I thought I'd say love the show here. I work with the guy from the Line of Doom hickey contest, the Kent City slounger, he's a douche. Thanks for making the mornings interesting.
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 11:27 AM on Aug-14-2009:
Please don't change the Friday Top 5 to the Friday Top 3. Just start earlier. It's easily the best part of the week. I'd much rather hear more of your top lists than Mr. Skin, Headlines or replays of other things.
Please, please, PLEASE don't chop the best part of the week in half!
john m. wrote at 12:59 PM on Aug-12-2009:
Hey love the show and I'm so happy to finally be listening again. I podcast now from my office in manhattan and you guys are the only thing preventing me from falling asleep at my desk. Keep up the good work!
Wesley M. wrote at 5:17 PM on Aug-11-2009:
After hearing that you recently cried at the end of Pretty Woman, I was prompted to watch it myself for the first time a couple of nights ago just to see if the ending had any real tear-jerking qualities (while in the privacy of my own home, of course), and sadly - there were none. Seriously, what about that movie could have made you actually CRY? Not only was Gere's "rescue" SO corny and unrealistic, but the movie had one of those late 80's/early 90's "feel-good" endings to it, which normally make people smile awkwardly without realizing it, not sob like a little bitch. If I recall, it even had the title track playing into the credits, making it all the funnier imagining you balling your eyes out while the camera followed the homeless man talking to himself.
Sorry about the "bitch" comment... I know it was unwarranted. But you did kinda have it coming.
christopher s. wrote at 5:59 AM on Aug-10-2009:
great show guys
Kelly H. wrote at 2:30 PM on Aug-07-2009:
Every time I hear that sound clip of you saying "Woof Woof, That's Me!" I crack up! So keep playing it :) I so wish you could remember the rest of that song!
Sarah S. wrote at 2:25 AM on Aug-07-2009:
I love you guys!
Brandon B. wrote at 11:21 AM on Aug-04-2009:
I agree with Mike, get something like that going.
example:
4 or 5 stunts Joe has to do, and we vote on them, the leading vote getter is the stunt Joe must do.
Lindsay G. wrote at 12:27 PM on Aug-03-2009:
You guys are so HOTTTT!
Mike Oxor wrote at 7:24 AM on Aug-03-2009:
How about a web poll that affects something that happens on the show?
Mr. 5 wrote at 12:32 AM on Aug-01-2009:
Damn, Didn't think we'd really be out a truck! Ah but it was worth it! Looking forward to seeing you guys again next year...
T. Eaton
Cathleen M. wrote at 9:30 AM on Jul-31-2009:
i hate 1029 the buzz!!! i texted them at 49375 and asked how old you had to be to participate and the radio dj said 18, and i just turned 18 6 days ago. so i drove an hour and a half out to find out you had to be 21!
WHAT WAS ERIC'S DREAM!?!!??!?!
Bryan H. wrote at 4:53 AM on Jul-31-2009:
Thanks guys for a great time @ Limelight last night. Even though I came in second, it was an incredible blast. Love having you guys in Nashville. Thanks again.
Dave C. wrote at 7:57 AM on Jul-30-2009:
Love the show buddy!
patrick R. wrote at 1:09 PM on Jul-27-2009:
What time does the Game show at Limelight start? They just tell you about it on the buzz, but never give you a time.
Ben H. wrote at 6:35 PM on Jul-24-2009:
Free beer, you sound like a nascar driver who hit one too many walls. What the hell did your mom have to do with nascar? You should put a Michael Waltrip sound clip behind your voice.
Timothy S. wrote at 2:57 AM on Jul-24-2009:
Nice job on espn2 .... I can only assume that it took about 7 takes. and they edited out all of the word scrambles.
Michael D. wrote at 10:43 PM on Jul-23-2009:
The bit today with you and HW going after Zane and his son's texting almost made me burst out laughing at work today (I podcast since I'm in Denver for the summer). That was epic.
TRAVIS G. wrote at 4:55 PM on Jul-23-2009:
Hey my Mom is a good left hand turner as well.
Miguel G. wrote at 3:34 PM on Jul-23-2009:
Tell the Kansas story and give it to VIPS! And every other story you blueball us with that you don't reveal on air.
Dan F. wrote at 2:34 PM on Jul-22-2009:
Moved a couple of weeks ago, finally got my internet and podcast back. Good times are here again.
Kim wrote at 11:08 AM on Jul-22-2009:
So I was on Wiki today and stopped by the page for the show. The page has since been updated to include the most recent prestigious award that the show won.
Bernie L. wrote at 9:12 AM on Jul-22-2009:
PLEASE add a webcam to the studio. I will pay more money for the VIP. I don't mind making you guys rich!!!!!
Jason B. wrote at 6:33 AM on Jul-22-2009:
I just have to say I love the show and Ive never been a morning show person,but you guys have litterally woke me up at 5 am laughing my a$$ off,and it was cool to meet you guys at hooters in Nashville.Keep doing what your doing.
Aaron B. wrote at 3:03 PM on Jul-21-2009:
I'm listing to the "skit from another show" bit
I'm 99% sure that this is the exact same thing I heard in el paso a couple weeks ago...
I wanted to drive the rental car into the desert and just die...
They thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Jessica B. wrote at 7:00 AM on Jul-21-2009:
You guys have a great show i love it thanks for being on the air every day
Ann A. wrote at 3:08 PM on Jul-18-2009:
Forget that Hate Email guy, he's clearly from New York. All real Jerseyans love you guys and wish you were still on in Princeton. Thank God for the podcast. Keep up the good work!
Will A. wrote at 8:14 PM on Jul-16-2009:
Hate Email-
I think its a good thing that all the people with hate emails do hate you guys. Your demographic isn't for idiots who can not create simple sentences!
Lawrence M. wrote at 4:07 PM on Jul-16-2009:
First off the Bear reenactment video FKN WoW I am embarrassed for them... 2nd Steve Thank you for helping get evrything squared away with my VIP podcast
Damian R. wrote at 5:09 PM on Jul-12-2009:
i love you
Kate F. wrote at 8:54 AM on Jul-11-2009:
You should be proud of hobbit steve for putting on a week of monotone goodness (or not)
TRAVIS G. wrote at 9:53 AM on Jul-10-2009:
Can't wait till the show is back live. I was fliping though the radio and heard a local morning show and it reminded me how good you guys are. They played a clip from one of the prep services and thought is was soooo funny. They did all the things you guys make fun of in two mintes that I listened. Good thing Steve did great on the best of.
Kimberly N. wrote at 5:18 AM on Jul-10-2009:
Seriously cant function properly without listening to the show before work! Thank you!
Looney wrote at 2:06 PM on Jul-08-2009:
I LIVE for free beer and hot wings!
Donny B. wrote at 10:49 AM on Jul-06-2009:
You have the greatest radio show in the world!
DadooSuperBowl wrote at 8:23 AM on Jul-04-2009:
I now have a bigger crush on JMV. If I was Tumnus I would have a hard time producing the show too.
DadooSuperBowl wrote at 8:21 AM on Jul-04-2009:
I know have a bigger crush on JMV. If I was Tumnus I would have a hard time producing too. Happy Fourth My Friends.
AngelaRuth wrote at 3:18 PM on Jul-03-2009:
Just saw the video with Jackie Man Voice. Paul and I think she's a keeper. She's Pat Benatar hot and has a cool voice.
jason p. wrote at 7:06 PM on Jul-01-2009:
Don't even begin to think about how you say what you say. Devastating, so on and so forth, etc. DO NOT over analyze. Not to sound like your mom, but just be yourself. Christ, don't listen to any of us (except me right now!). Just let it flow naturaly. That's why we all listen. Honesty and openness win every time.
The Mayor of Awesometown wrote at 2:06 PM on Jul-01-2009:
Aww.. do fireworks make your hearing aid screech too much?
I know you'e not Hot Wings but this sees right for this circumstance...
"Old man take a look at my life; I'm a lot liiiiiiike yooooouuuu...!
DoNotLizard wrote at 7:48 AM on Jul-01-2009:
Now that Steve has been added to the show, Joe can go hang out with Prince Fred and his neighbor, Quincy Jones, in California.
Chris E. wrote at 7:35 AM on Jun-29-2009:
Think-fast gameshow..... coming soon. holla.
kristine c. wrote at 6:52 AM on Jun-29-2009:
It was so nice of Steve to dress up for his sister's rehearsal dinner...he doesn't even match. Although maybe it is better for him not to wear his "good" clothes if he knows he could end up having an "accident".
Nicholas M. wrote at 4:18 PM on Jun-27-2009:
Ive been a podcaster for about a year so far and i gotta say that the show on Friday the 26th was the funniest show that ive heard you guys do. You had me in tears during the Twitter segment and steves top 5. Keep it up!
Nathan H. wrote at 6:10 PM on Jun-26-2009:
I've listened since day 1 here in Nashville. Funniest radio show out there. I just now became a podcaster/VIP member, it took me long enough didn't it? Kaboobie!
Nate B. wrote at 9:47 AM on Jun-26-2009:
You guys should make more VIP office videos!!
Its a behind the scenes stuff that's cool to me!!
David S. wrote at 1:52 PM on Jun-25-2009:
I for one like the podcast in one lump sum, unlike the other people that want it in 16 segments. They can go eat a thick one.
Anthony P. wrote at 5:22 PM on Jun-24-2009:
I may be an ugly chud (now without a girlfriend), but hearing you destroy Zane about his stubbed toe made my day!
Cynthia S. wrote at 2:04 PM on Jun-24-2009:
I luv U.
Geof C. wrote at 12:36 PM on Jun-23-2009:
The Jib Jab E-card they received is hilarious. I laughed out loud while at work and everyone stared at me. BUT I DON'T CARE!!!
Timothy S. wrote at 8:10 PM on Jun-22-2009:
Thank god you guys have the podcast...I think I would gauge my eyes out if I had to listen to the terrible morning shows here in Buffalo, I became addicted to the show in albany and nothing compares to it here. Just crappy morning sports shows who talk about the same stuff and nothing goes for the monring drive.
Keep up the good work.
Amy F. wrote at 9:32 AM on Jun-22-2009:
Don't listen to them Free Beer - that Chicago song is awesome.
Violet G. wrote at 12:04 PM on Jun-19-2009:
Stephen Hawking sings is awesome - dont get rid of it
jeremy k. wrote at 11:52 AM on Jun-19-2009:
no more stephen hawking sings! the bit is stale! the only funny thing about it is when zane has the computer sing with the actual song! otherwise everything else is hilarious
Matt C. wrote at 1:45 PM on Jun-17-2009:
Hey guys I'm a teacher/podcaster from Albany who now teaches down in Charlotte. You guys make my day go a lot smoother and keep me in a good mood while educating the youth of America. Thanks guys!!
Ryan T. wrote at 5:27 AM on Jun-16-2009:
I can't believe I use to listen to Bob & Tom. I'm so retarded. I now ban myself for fifteen minutes.
Jeremy S. wrote at 7:54 PM on Jun-15-2009:
Whatever happened to the "Cliptastic Cliptacular?" With all the recent changes with the show I think now would be the perfect time to bust out some classic references to get new listeners up to speed.
Amy F. wrote at 6:01 AM on Jun-14-2009:
Even though I know nothing about hockey, I felt bad for you guys on Friday night.
Loupe S. wrote at 1:23 PM on Jun-12-2009:
You guys really entertain me on my way to work, i love it!
Jason P. wrote at 2:57 PM on Jun-11-2009:
A friend turned me on to your show and now I listen every day, its great!!!!
Sasha F. wrote at 8:27 AM on Jun-11-2009:
I was listening to the podcast from Tuesday and I have a comment on the Alzhiemers Residents @ the nursing homes. I work on a Dementia Unit and if the cetain resident is considered a Elopement risk they do wear bracelets, like house arrest bracelets, that sets off almarms if they leave the unit or building. :)
AngelaRuth wrote at 7:25 AM on Jun-11-2009:
I need Jackie to talk more on the show. I love her voice and I love it when you guys give her a hard time about it. That's funny stuff
Shabaaz wrote at 4:03 PM on Jun-10-2009:
Great show! I love it - the best morning show on radio today
alisha c. wrote at 8:27 PM on Jun-06-2009:
awesome show
Walton H. wrote at 8:41 AM on Jun-01-2009:
Anyone who says the old site is better then the new is a fool! Besides the few issues they are working on, the links on this site actually work. Great work on the new look guys!
Sasha F. wrote at 7:26 AM on Jun-01-2009:
Happy Birthday Free Beer! Love the show guys!
Francis wrote at 12:00 PM on May-29-2009:
Love the show! I listen every day
Dan F. wrote at 5:29 PM on May-28-2009:
Thanks for entertaining me while I am wasting my life away in a factory.
DoNotLizard wrote at 4:39 PM on May-28-2009:
Great show! I've been listening since Jersey. I'm one of the ten Philadelphia listeners. The website is like a dream come true, with the archives and VIP Club. I would really love it if the Dude Shadoway clips were on the site.
The Name That ... bit really sucks. Perhaps a Hot Wings Words of Truth segment would be more engaging. He can say things like, "Iguanas are one foot long" or "There's an axe in my truck because I like to chop wood." Then you guys can make fun of him in that stupid Hot Wings voice.
Clips of your early days in radio would be a great segment, like the Joe and Ben show or "He caught Chelsea..." I've never heard any early Eric Zane.
Walter M. wrote at 6:54 AM on May-27-2009:
Great blog on "bravery" and remembering Memorial Day! Not enough people today remember why we have Memorial Day and what it's significance is. We should all honor the brave men and women who volunteer to put their lives on the line for our country.
Kevin W. wrote at 8:56 PM on May-26-2009:
I have been listening for 3 years now and have been able to get 4 other people addicted to the show. Love the show keep up the good work!
PS Where is that 'Best Of' CD?
Cullen wrote at 3:43 PM on May-26-2009:
You're such a softy, FB. I liked the new blog entry, though.
TomTom wrote at 8:41 AM on May-26-2009:
LOVE the show! Your recap of the Indy 500 was well done...Keep it up!
M. Howard wrote at 6:40 AM on May-25-2009:
Guys - the website looks terrific // cant wait to download the shows!
Angela G. wrote at 11:00 AM on May-22-2009:
I'm diggin' the new website! Love the show...keep up the good work...so on and so forth...
Xav99 wrote at 11:22 AM on May-21-2009:
Great show guys, keep up the good work.
Carol Fox wrote at 12:43 PM on May-20-2009:
I went to one of these Sweat Lodges before your theories are pretty funny regarding them.
Steve-O wrote at 12:34 PM on May-20-2009:
Love the new website! I can finally catch the last hour of the show in an archive, I always miss that when driving in to work.
Sammy V wrote at 12:32 PM on May-20-2009:
Awesome show! Will they have cyanide chips for all of us one day?
Walter G. wrote at 12:27 PM on May-20-2009:
I heard the topic the other day on the oldest person living at home. I think I win I am 70 years old and have lived with my mother every day of my life.
Mikey L. wrote at 12:45 PM on May-19-2009:
The Mullett Pussface story was hiliarious!
Vinton90 wrote at 12:37 PM on May-19-2009:
Hey I got a Red Neck Car Accessory! My dash lights went out on me and i used a small flash light to illuminate the dash because I couldnt afford to get the dash fixed!
Great show guys, I listen daily.
JudyGR wrote at 12:31 PM on May-19-2009:
The Jesus Cheeto - Remember the grilled cheese sandwich with the face of the Virgin Mary? Every year someone see's God in their food. Your show is great!
VenD wrote at 12:33 PM on May-18-2009:
Love the name of the show, Love the show, Love you guys! Keep up the good work!
