A:
Ataxia Telangiectasia (AT):
Imagine a disease that combines the worst symptoms of muscular dystrophy, cerebral palsy, cystic fibrosis, immune deficiencies, and cancer. Children with A-T are usually confined to wheelchairs by age 10 and often do not survive their teens. Because A-T is a multi-system disease, scientists believe that A-T research will help more prevalent diseases such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, AIDS, and cancer.
B:
Big Bag:
Songs aired during name that tune that are ruled as too obscure. Free Beer first gave Joe a sideways insult like, "Yeah Joe's diggin' deep into the his big bag of hits for these songs." From that point on, Joe's shitty music choices were "thrown into the big bag of hits".
Brokeback Mountain Bet:
A bet centered around the NFL Conference championship games and the film, "Brokeback Mountain". Each of the four show members had a team to represent them after they drew team names out of a hat. The two losing teams representatives (Hot Wings and Zane) had two go see Brokeback Mountain holding hands.
Burn King:
Nickname for Free Beer.
C:
D:
Donkey Teeth:
Joe’s massive front teeth, that bite anything in site.
Dude Shadoway:
A radio personality that talks to D-List celebrities, with no creditable info on the celebrity.
Dumber than Zane:
A listener calls in and faces Zane in a contest of wits, prize is paid for by Cat Footwear.
E:
El Matador:
Free Beer; he is called this after he wins Sportier Than Thou. See: Sportier Than Thou.
Enamelonious:
Nick name for Producer Joe. A reference to Joe's donkey teeth. Somehow it was discussed that if Joe were a super hero, he would have super powers that come from his huge teeth. The super hero's name would forever be...Enamelonious!
F:
Fistor:
The superhero Zane thinks about to get to sleep on restless nights.
Free Beer Sexy Talk:
Free Beer said some things that made him sound like he was having sex while watching Joe do a stunt.
Free Beer Word Scramble:
Free Beer mixes up the words that he is saying and often fixes his mistake soon after, trying to dismiss it without a rebuttal.
Free Beer’s Massive Lips:
Self explanatory, Free Beer is made fun of for his massive lips that can be heard smacking while on the air.
G:
God Warrior Lady:
Lady on a “wife swapping” show that screams at the husband that she is a “God Warrior.”
H:
Hot Wings Adam’s Apple:
Self explanatory, Hot Wing’s huge Adam’s Apple that maybe heard hitting the microphone when live on the air.
Hot Zester:
Name given to a really warm, smelly fart. First used when Zane was describing the potent blast that made his brother-in-law, Kevin barf onto his pants as he sat helplessly in the back seat of Zane's mini-van.
I:
Idiot of The Day:
Once a day on the air, the show finds a special idiot that is in the news and tells what they did that brought the respect to the family of how stupid their act was.
J:
Jackalope:
A fake animal that Zane was convinced was real, which is a rabbit with antlers. Free Beer and Hot Wings once again convinced Zane that there was actually a Jackalope, and Zane flipped out about that it was real. Which was once again fake.
Jake:
The cameraman that does the video’s for What Can Joe Do. See: “What Can Joe Do”
K:
Ka Zoo Time:
Listeners call in while the show plays music on Ka Zoo’s to the theme of a song and listeners have to say the name of the song when they play Ka Zoo’s.
Kidz Bop:
The children’s album that sings songs from bands, which everyone on the show hates, but not as much as Hot Wings.
L:
Light Rock and Classic Talk with Greg and Chris:
A fake show that Free Beer and Hot Wings host, under the names Greg and Chris. Zane calls in from a phone in another room and fights the guest they talk to on every point, and comes up with the exact opposite of the guests reason for being on.
M:
Mayor of Awesome Town:
Hot Wings put it on a name tag and wore it around the office.
Midget:
The wrong way to say “small person.”
Minger:
Think of the ugliest person you can think of, a minger is 10 times uglier.
Mooseknuckle:
When a man’s jeans are too tight where the package is able to be seen through the jeans. Male equivalent of “camel toe.”
Mouthbreather:
A listener that calls in and you can hear them breathing over the phone, which annoys Zane very much.
Mr. Ten:
A “Manly” fashion show that Zane went in to show off his muscles, after later looks it seem to be a gay man show.
Mr. Ten Tattoo:
See: Ataxia Telangiectasia
MyTown:
Full service design studio that can handle all of your visual communication needs including logo development, print media strategies, and web site development. MyTown
N:
Name that Tune:
Listeners and the show play songs and the person that calls out the name the fastest gets a point. Zane has been known to get the song within 2 seconds the song plays, Zane has also had a handicap.
Neck Queef:
Name referencing a noise that came out of Free Beer's neck and transmitted from his mouth during a random discussion. When amplifed the noise seemed non-human.
Norman Bummer:
Zane's bipolar stepbrother.
Nose Whistle:
Zane’s nose whistles every once and a while, most often when he is getting a PA Prank. See: PA Prank.
O:
P:
PA Pranks:
Zane goes to a store and calls on his cell phone to get a page over the intercom with suggestive names, and gets them and shares on the air. ( Once a year there is a Tournament of PA Pranks).
Peaches:
Zane’s Plymouth Neon (Canadian) it’s a Sunset Orange color.
Poo Poo Pacaso:
What Zane did when he was younger, he would smear his Feces over the wall at a house of someone he doesn’t know.
Push-up Paul:
Zane’s brother, Paul gets drunks at a party and challenges people to push-up contests. He has run marathons, and drinks right after.
Q:
R:
S:
Shed Ball:
A game that Free Beer use to play in a shed, which he yet has to find video of.
Smarter than a Fifth Grader:
Free Beer and Hot Wings play clips from the show, Smarter than a Fifth Grader, and have the listeners call in and answer the questions to find who is smarter than a fifth grader.
Sounds of the Game:
During the Football season, the show gets suggestive sayings that are used during the football games.
Sportier Than Thou:
Free Beer plays against a listener about sports trivia, he has a great record. He has only lost a hand full out of about 100 games.
Stuff in the Dryer Challenge:
The listening audience calls in and puts noisy things into a dryer and turns it on, then the show votes on which of the 3 listeners that did the challenge wins by having the loudest dryer.
Stump The Show Challenge:
The listeners call in and ask the show a question, a one answer question, and they each have a chance to answer the question.
Stupid Siren:
When a person says something stupid on the air, the siren goes off. This began after a round of Dumber Than Zane, when a question was brought up about a “Dead siren” which is a female singer. Zane thought it was a police siren of the sorts.
T:
Tournament of PA Pranks:
Listeners call in and vote on the best PA Pranks over the year, then when the winner of the tournament is chosen a shirt is made up with the winners name on the back. See: PA Pranks.
U:
Upperdecker:
Pooping in the top of a toilet, which Zane did at people’s houses he didn’t know.
V:
W:
What Can Joe Do?:
Once a week Producer Joe does a stunt that he get paid for, after he spins his wheel to choose what he will do for the week. The show brings up different stunts for him to do and it is put on the wheel.
What Hot Wings Thinks:
A daily informative skit the Hot Wings writes about things that bugs him or stupid thing that are in the new.
Window Licker:
A stupid person, the saying has come from England.
X:
Y:
You Don’t Have To Yell Challenge:
The listener audience goes through a drive-through and yell the order at the person through the speaker box, trying to get them to say “You don’t have to yell.”
You Tube Jake:
See: Jake
Z: