Do these 'lessons' seem inappropriate?

He made these comments to Matt Lauer yesterday on the Today Show

You may be surprised what factors lead to long life

Is this the best tip ever?

This may make your crappy day go a little quicker

Is this the best return on investment ever?

He basically said what everyone else has been saying since he started

You'll be surprised to find out how he was injured

Should this be the new norm?

He beat the previous record by two days

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How many of these do you do?

Now allegedly being sued by the Tennessee Titans

Yeah, they may need to do a little fine tuning...

Plunged through the roof of parking structure to concrete

Why is this news? Look at the age of the guy she's marrying!

'No band would play under those conditions.'

What strange smells do you enjoy?

How many of these do you still do?

'Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes'

Failed talent show contestant is suing for $3.8M!

Arrested for supporting a terrorist group linked to Al-Qaeda

Can your dog bark-talk?

Is this real or fake?

This guy will tell you how to do it!

That's right, a sandwich in a can!

This is probably the cutest thing you'll see all day.

This just seems fake...

This article combines salary, winnings and endorsements.

'A Lindsay Lohan fan holds a "Free Lindsay" sign in front of the Beverly Hills Courthouse'

Nice shorts, buddy!

Tired of looking at these yet? We're not!

'It's Lindsay Lohan -- she's the greatest actress!'

Yes, you read that correctly!

She appeared a bit loopy and was slurring her speech

And other awful 9/11 sports analogies

This girl didn't do too well on her body mass screening

She just wants people to stop making fun of her!

How many of these do you own?

If the Viz Kid isn't the dumbest product of all time, this sure as hell is!

Is this the dumbest product of all time?

The debate continues!

Wait, what the hell is a beer snake?

"They're real and they're spectacular!"

This should make family gatherings nice and awkward!

Even dumber are the cops who accepted the 'funny money'

Find out if these things really work!

Wow, Iran sure is in-touch with the rest of the world!

"It's like an instant circle of friends no matter what city you end up in"

Are you guilty of any of these?

We get it, Mel. You're racist and hate everyone.

Do any of your least favorites top the list?

This guy sure thinks so

Yeah, his career is over!

Coming soon to a seat near you?

This guy's life needs to be made into a movie

Of course, he believes that racism played a roll in LeBron's move

Check out the highlights here!

Tell us how you really feel, Mel!

Seeing their salaries will make you sick

Apparently, rainbows weren't the only thing making him cry tears of joy. Here's the rest of his very emotional camping "trip".

Click on the link to check it out.

Christian Hardee has taken it upon himself to become "The Viper", a vigilante based in the city of Columbia

Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

In the eighth inning last night, Russell Branyan hit a chopper down the line that rolled into foul territory and was picked up by a teenager-preventing Ichiro from tying the game. Watch the young man's excitement turn to horror.

Yesterday, a video of six Israeli soldiers dancing to Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" while on patrol (watch it here) went ~viral~. Tonight, during his interview with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Larry King broached the subject. The result was deliciously awkward.

Tragedy was apparently averted in Texas tonight despite a fan falling from the second deck of the Ballpark at Arlington going after a foul ball.

I said Bristol Palin was bad when I posted the teaser for her The Secret Life of the American Teenager acting debut, but the full scene is even more excruciating. Palin is like a malfunctioning robot FROM HELL. Video inside.

At least according to a new Marist poll, which says 26% of people in this country don't know that the U.S. declared its independence from...

Joan R. Ginther, a native of Bishop, Texas, made her fourth appearance Monday at lottery headquarters in Austin to collect seven figures, lottery officials said.

They are snorting it or eating a lot of it (3 or 4 tbsps) to get the "marijuana-like high" that the common spice can provide.

Sarah Palin was doing a meet-and-greet at the American Amusement Machine Association's International Bowl Expo 2010 last week (Ha) and, well, it appears one guy she met was a fan of more than just her fiscal policies.