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After an 84% spike in 'issues', flying with comfort turkeys, gliding possums, snakes, spiders and other animals will require a bit more documentation than "I needs him" [Spiffy] 01/19/18
After an 84% spike in 'issues', flying with comfort turkeys, gliding possums, snakes, spiders and other animals will require a bit more documentation than "I needs him" [Spiffy]
Turkeys Are At It Again and Police In Massachusetts Are Not Having It (Video) 10/18/17
Turkeys Are At It Again and Police In Massachusetts Are Not Having It (Video)
Could ballsy turkeys be one of the first signs of the apocalypse? It's really seeming like aggressive turkeys are becoming something of an epidemic around the country, just in time for Thanksgiving! 
Wednesday, October 18, 2017 10/18/17
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Turkeys Terrorize This Massachusetts Neighborhood (Video) 09/27/17
Turkeys Terrorize This Massachusetts Neighborhood (Video)
An influx of Turkeys has been causing all kinds of problems for this community in Cambridge, Massachusetts. 

"There's no stopping them. They are sure they own the neighborhood," said Jaquie Olds, whose windows were smashed out by one of these bats**t birds. 

People...
Wednesday, September 27, 2017 09/27/17
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
30 Pound Turkey Smashes Through The Windshield Of Family's Car (Video) 03/30/17
30 Pound Turkey Smashes Through The Windshield Of Family's Car (Video)

On Tuesday morning, the Tarabocchia...

Friday, November 04, 2016 11/04/16
Friday, November 04, 2016
An Arkansas Town Drops Live Turkeys From A Plane Once A Year (Video) 10/13/16
An Arkansas Town Drops Live Turkeys From A Plane Once A Year (Video)

If you think your town has some downright wacky traditions, you'll probably be amazed by this town's. Yellville, Arkansas has a parade dedicated to the now 71-year-old tradition of the "turkey drop." That's right, as if a town named "Yellville" doesn't make you think it's...

Thursday, October 13, 2016 10/13/16
Thursday, October 13, 2016
A Turkey Won't Let This New Jersey Woman Get Close To Her Car (Video) 03/01/16
A Turkey Won't Let This New Jersey Woman Get Close To Her Car (Video)
Animals can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.  It's bad enough when you have a disobedient pet, but much worse when it's a wild animal.

A woman in South Jersey is having issues getting near her car because of a wild turkey who appears to be standing guard.  The turkey arrived...
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