This guy was recently arrested with $20,000 bail after being picked up for his third DUI when he passed out behind the wheel at the McDonald's drive-thru.
McDonald's isn't the only wacky part of this story, apparently once police woke up the drunk 30-year-old and were going to make him take the usual sobriety test.
After the third time, Christopher Bidzinski knew his fate and asked if he could just be arrested, not be put through the test, and just eat a couple more fries.
"I'm not going to f***ing pass," he said.
Police still had to put him through the sobriety test, during which Bidinski chose as the perfect time to show off his lackluster cartwheels.
He fell over like the drunk buffoon he was while another officer searched his car to find a chilled bottle of wine.
He was of course arrested and the body cam footage came out for all of us have a good laugh on this Friday morning.