51-year-old Australian Glenn Langford is living his best life.
Last week, Langford drank a whole bottle of whiskey and somehow ended up naked inside an 88-year-old pipe organ in Brisbane's Masonic Memorial Centre. The reason? He said it was because he was handing out cheeseburgers to the homeless. What?! And if you think this story isn't bizarre enough, Langford was found by cops holding a toy gun and a remote-controlled police car. All in all, just another day in Australia!
Unfortunately, the pipe organ was damaged during the whole ordeal. It is insured for a million dollars, but the caretaker thinks that it is irreparable. Langford apologized for everything and said that he's planning on quitting drinking and seeing a shrink. Probably a good idea!