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Baby Shower
Posted by Hot Wings on June 07 2009
So, this weekend Kerri and I had a couples' baby shower at my parents' house and just about every time we opened something I had to ask her if we registered for it. Some things are obvious and I had a hand in the registering, like a high chair. I know we need one of those and I know we registered for it. But she registered for some other stuff when I wasn't around, like this Diaper Genie thing. It's supposed to suppress the stink of a meaty soiling, but to me it just looks like a garbage can you throw used diapers into. I'm told, by all recent moms, that thinking that makes me an idiot because it's so much better than just a stupid, old garbage can, but I don't know. Perhaps when I put it together, I'll drop a mean coiler in there and test it out. I also don't understand the baby wipe warmer. Is room temperature that bad? Then again, I like a hot towel on my face so why wouldn't my son like a hot butt wipe on his pucker? Hell, maybe I'll start using 'em. Might be just the thing for those times when the peanut butter is really stuck in the carpet. Overall, it was a pretty fun day. Almost everyone we care about was there, plus we got a bunch of gifts and didn't have to bring any for anyone else! I already want another kid, 'cause now that we have a lot of the basics for quality baby raising, I could theoretically register for nail guns and truck accessories and stuff. That'd be sweet. First things first, though.
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