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  <title>Cool Links</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/blog" />
  <tagline>Blog's for September, 2010</tagline>
  <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com</id>
  <copyright>Free Beer and Hot Wings</copyright>
  <modified>2010-09-09T16:49:33Z</modified>
  <dc:date>2010-09-09T16:49:33Z</dc:date>
  <dc:rights>Free Beer and Hot Wings</dc:rights>
  <entry>
    <title>Joe Montana tears holes in a classic sports movie</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Joe-Montana-tears-holes-in-a-classic-sports-movie/-872810557969697544.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Joe-Montana-tears-holes-in-a-classic-sports-movie/-872810557969697544.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-09T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-09T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;WARNING: This will ruin the movie for you.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-09T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>16 year old comes up with an idea that turned into a $30M company</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/16-year-old-comes-up-with-an-idea-that-turned-into-a-$30M-company/-660070717757950646.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/16-year-old-comes-up-with-an-idea-that-turned-into-a-$30M-company/-660070717757950646.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-09T13:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-09T13:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is definitely one of those 'Why didn't I think of that' moments</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-09T13:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The biggest wastes of talent in sports</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-biggest-wastes-of-talent-in-sports/10582076394716220.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-biggest-wastes-of-talent-in-sports/10582076394716220.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-08T16:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-08T16:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Expectations were so high, yet the payoff was so low</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-08T16:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Does Megan Fox have clubbed thumbs?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Does-Megan-Fox-have-clubbed-thumbs/543850777689184100.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Does-Megan-Fox-have-clubbed-thumbs/543850777689184100.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-08T16:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-08T16:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It would appear so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-08T16:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is how a heavy storm looks inside a cruise liner</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-how-a-heavy-storm-looks-inside-a-cruise-liner/-710147011452998298.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-how-a-heavy-storm-looks-inside-a-cruise-liner/-710147011452998298.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-08T13:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-08T13:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This seems terrifying.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-08T13:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>17 images you won't believe aren't photoshopped</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/17-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped/-692523092485844174.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/17-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped/-692523092485844174.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-08T13:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-08T13:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of these are pretty incredible!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-08T13:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 worst foods to eat</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-worst-foods-to-eat/-809107297853602723.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-worst-foods-to-eat/-809107297853602723.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-08T12:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-08T12:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of your favorite guilty pleasures are on the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-08T12:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wanna have a baby girl?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-have-a-baby-girl/118385173130042994.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-have-a-baby-girl/118385173130042994.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-07T16:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-07T16:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Follow these instructions to do so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-07T16:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jerry Lewis and his share a kiss on his telethon</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jerry-Lewis-and-his-share-a-kiss-on-his-telethon/534162122442519137.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jerry-Lewis-and-his-share-a-kiss-on-his-telethon/534162122442519137.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-07T15:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-07T15:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It seemed like it lasted a bit too long though...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-07T15:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Iranian woman sentenced to stoning now faces 99 lashes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Iranian-woman-sentenced-to-stoning-now-faces-99-lashes/14099929713194449.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Iranian-woman-sentenced-to-stoning-now-faces-99-lashes/14099929713194449.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-07T15:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-07T15:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All of this because she was pictured with her face unveiled</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-07T15:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Copycat acid attacker strikes in Arizona</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Copycat-acid-attacker-strikes-in-Arizona/960032119131877538.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Copycat-acid-attacker-strikes-in-Arizona/960032119131877538.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-07T14:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-07T14:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Seriously, who attacks someone with acid?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-07T14:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New video shows upbeat Chilean miners</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-video-shows-upbeat-Chilean-miners/411059002135966769.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-video-shows-upbeat-Chilean-miners/411059002135966769.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T16:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T16:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They appear to be in good health as they receive supplies and listen to music</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T16:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man tries to commit suicide and lives</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-tries-to-commit-suicide-and-lives/-787684528213645956.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-tries-to-commit-suicide-and-lives/-787684528213645956.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You won't believe how far of a fall he survived!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Discovery Channel gunman shot and killed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Discovery-Channel-gunman-shot-and-killed/668874008187515827.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Discovery-Channel-gunman-shot-and-killed/668874008187515827.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T15:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T15:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All hostages reported to be safe</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great fight in the Nationals/Marlins game</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-fight-in-the-Nationals/Marlins-game/-341308691731326515.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-fight-in-the-Nationals/Marlins-game/-341308691731326515.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T15:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T15:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Watch how quickly the batter gets pummeled!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T15:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nyjer Morgan's unnecessary homeplate colission</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nyjer-Morgans-unnecessary-homeplate-colission/38372035906617512.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nyjer-Morgans-unnecessary-homeplate-colission/38372035906617512.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T15:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T15:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This list the fuse for last night's brawl</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T15:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A 9/11 musical, 'Clear Blue Tuesday', opens Friday in NYC</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-9/11-musical,-Clear-Blue-Tuesday,-opens-Friday-in-NYC/-162494528587282596.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-9/11-musical,-Clear-Blue-Tuesday,-opens-Friday-in-NYC/-162494528587282596.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T14:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T14:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Does this seem like a good idea to you?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T14:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>50 of the dumbest questions asked to Yahoo Answers</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/50-of-the-dumbest-questions-asked-to-Yahoo-Answers/-246813758615126631.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/50-of-the-dumbest-questions-asked-to-Yahoo-Answers/-246813758615126631.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T14:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T14:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You won't believe some of this stupidity</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T14:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 14 most brutal college hazing rituals</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-14-most-brutal-college-hazing-rituals/778581525585031255.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-14-most-brutal-college-hazing-rituals/778581525585031255.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T13:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T13:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Trying to fit in sure is great!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T13:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>35 ingenious life hacks</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/35-ingenious-life-hacks/810078260274303958.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/35-ingenious-life-hacks/810078260274303958.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-02T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-02T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;From chilling a hot beer in three minutes to accessing free hotel porn!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-02T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>An 8 year old ugly female power lifter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/An-8-year-old-ugly-female-power-lifter/-845375792881249316.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/An-8-year-old-ugly-female-power-lifter/-845375792881249316.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-01T16:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-01T16:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What were you doing when you were 8 years old?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-01T16:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This woman has a strange relationship with a calf</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-woman-has-a-strange-relationship-with-a-calf/-697142418600487166.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-woman-has-a-strange-relationship-with-a-calf/-697142418600487166.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-01T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-01T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This might be the creepiest news story ever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-01T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>For youths, a grim tour on magazine crews</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/For-youths,-a-grim-tour-on-magazine-crews/105769469911826175.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/For-youths,-a-grim-tour-on-magazine-crews/105769469911826175.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-01T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-01T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Surprisingly, it's not all glitz and glammor</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-01T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The truth about 12 health myths</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-truth-about-12-health-myths/607384399102099286.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-truth-about-12-health-myths/607384399102099286.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-01T13:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-01T13:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of these are true?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-01T13:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>College football's hottest fans</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/College-footballs-hottest-fans/779852847910491066.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/College-footballs-hottest-fans/779852847910491066.html</id>
    <modified>2010-09-01T12:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-09-01T12:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ranking the schools from 1 through 120!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-09-01T12:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 cars you should be embarrassed to be seen driving</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-cars-you-should-be-embarrassed-to-be-seen-driving/144983738985385702.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-cars-you-should-be-embarrassed-to-be-seen-driving/144983738985385702.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T16:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T16:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's parked in YOUR driveway?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T16:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>21 year old claimed to be 14 year old to play football</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/21-year-old-claimed-to-be-14-year-old-to-play-football/694540211108622339.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/21-year-old-claimed-to-be-14-year-old-to-play-football/694540211108622339.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T15:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T15:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's now in jail facing many charges including tresspassing</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T15:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rick Sanchez calls Obama the 'cotton-pickin' President</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rick-Sanchez-calls-Obama-the-cotton-pickin-President/-571987074960178661.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rick-Sanchez-calls-Obama-the-cotton-pickin-President/-571987074960178661.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T13:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T13:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He immediately apologized after coming back from commercials.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T13:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wendy's cook pulls knife on co-worker</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wendys-cook-pulls-knife-on-co-worker/26580033290917522.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wendys-cook-pulls-knife-on-co-worker/26580033290917522.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T13:33:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T13:33:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"He wanted the public to get good bacon."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T13:33:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This girl is too tall for school?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-girl-is-too-tall-for-school/-797479186426918299.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-girl-is-too-tall-for-school/-797479186426918299.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T13:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T13:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;14 year old Brazilian girl cannot fit on the bus at 6'9"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T13:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>John Lennon's toilet sells for big money at auction</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/John-Lennons-toilet-sells-for-big-money-at-auction/482755743817925894.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/John-Lennons-toilet-sells-for-big-money-at-auction/482755743817925894.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-31T13:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-31T13:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It sold for 10 times it's estimate!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-31T13:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>64% of young women would do THIS to get ahead...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/64-of-young-women-would-do-THIS-to-get-ahead.../729475811995989647.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/64-of-young-women-would-do-THIS-to-get-ahead.../729475811995989647.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-30T15:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-30T15:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You won't believe what they would do!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-30T15:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NFL prospect's sex offender record unearthed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NFL-prospects-sex-offender-record-unearthed/861079545748969824.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NFL-prospects-sex-offender-record-unearthed/861079545748969824.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-30T14:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-30T14:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this keeping him out of the NFL?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-30T14:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 most dangerous jobs and their pay</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-dangerous-jobs-and-their-pay/800650340034332589.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-dangerous-jobs-and-their-pay/800650340034332589.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-30T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-30T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do they seem worth it to you?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-30T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hey ladies...looking for a raise at work?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hey-ladies...looking-for-a-raise-at-work/-734799153664816702.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hey-ladies...looking-for-a-raise-at-work/-734799153664816702.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-30T12:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-30T12:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just follow these simple steps!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-30T12:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The reported cast of Dancing With the Stars</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-reported-cast-of-Dancing-With-the-Stars/212699827553533595.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-reported-cast-of-Dancing-With-the-Stars/212699827553533595.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-27T15:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-27T15:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;or 'Dancing With the Has-Beens', as it is being called</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-27T15:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mayoral candidate pops the question during debate</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mayoral-candidate-pops-the-question-during-debate/-587158559585678471.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mayoral-candidate-pops-the-question-during-debate/-587158559585678471.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-27T11:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-27T11:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, this is the same zealot we talked to from Providence, RI</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-27T11:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Jersey loses $400M in education funding</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-Jersey-loses-$400M-in-education-funding/896174555378649757.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-Jersey-loses-$400M-in-education-funding/896174555378649757.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This was all because of a silly application error</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fried food finalists set for 2010 State Fair of Texas</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fried-food-finalists-set-for-2010-State-Fair-of-Texas/20400951808118431.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fried-food-finalists-set-for-2010-State-Fair-of-Texas/20400951808118431.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T16:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T16:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Everything tastes better with batter!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T16:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Elin Nordegren finally speaks out</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Elin-Nordegren-finally-speaks-out/405801250044192213.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Elin-Nordegren-finally-speaks-out/405801250044192213.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'I've been through hell'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Traffic jam in China sets world record</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Traffic-jam-in-China-sets-world-record/443111144934933309.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Traffic-jam-in-China-sets-world-record/443111144934933309.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T15:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T15:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It stretches 60 miles and has lasted 9 days!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst on-camera interview ever?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-on-camera-interview-ever/-275115471422623210.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-on-camera-interview-ever/-275115471422623210.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T14:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T14:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This Mayoral candidate sure does make things awkward</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T14:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman who dumped cat in trash can caught on tape</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-who-dumped-cat-in-trash-can-caught-on-tape/-221107312980072505.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-who-dumped-cat-in-trash-can-caught-on-tape/-221107312980072505.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'I thought it would be funny'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>11 very unfortunate mistakes on TV news graphics</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-very-unfortunate-mistakes-on-TV-news-graphics/-783577386147328041.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-very-unfortunate-mistakes-on-TV-news-graphics/-783577386147328041.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-26T12:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-26T12:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Isn't it someone's job to look out for things like this?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-26T12:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Guess Who's official website</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Guess-Whos-official-website/-103740459241132149.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Guess-Whos-official-website/-103740459241132149.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-24T13:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-24T13:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Guess which guys aren't the original members!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-24T13:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Today Show hosts grapple over saying the word 'suck' on TV</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Today-Show-hosts-grapple-over-saying-the-word-suck-on-TV/771708271350644653.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Today-Show-hosts-grapple-over-saying-the-word-suck-on-TV/771708271350644653.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-24T13:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-24T13:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ann Curry was uncomfortable and the others made it worse for her</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-24T13:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Congratulations to the 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest contestants</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Congratulations-to-the-2010-Illinois-State-Fair-Hog-Calling-Contest-contestants/-440856020731878945.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Congratulations-to-the-2010-Illinois-State-Fair-Hog-Calling-Contest-contestants/-440856020731878945.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-24T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-24T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In this contest, all of these disgusting pigs were winners</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-24T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>World's largest amateur rocket set to launch</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Worlds-largest-amateur-rocket-set-to-launch/124568175137896182.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Worlds-largest-amateur-rocket-set-to-launch/124568175137896182.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-24T12:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-24T12:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The homemade rocket will be launched from a homemade submarine!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-24T12:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Situation will earn a ton of money this year</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Situation-will-earn-a-ton-of-money-this-year/826256412564409749.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Situation-will-earn-a-ton-of-money-this-year/826256412564409749.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-24T12:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-24T12:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Most of the money will come from products based on his abs</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-24T12:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Top 10 popular songs in China</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Top-10-popular-songs-in-China/589001566941205877.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Top-10-popular-songs-in-China/589001566941205877.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-23T16:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-23T16:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You'll be surprised at most of the songs on this list</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-23T16:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>33 miners trapped in Chilean mine</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/33-miners-trapped-in-Chilean-mine/602377853365565309.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/33-miners-trapped-in-Chilean-mine/602377853365565309.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-23T15:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-23T15:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rescue could 'take months'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-23T15:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Meet the YouTube stars making $100K plus per year</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Meet-the-YouTube-stars-making-$100K-plus-per-year/999280136742998163.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Meet-the-YouTube-stars-making-$100K-plus-per-year/999280136742998163.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-23T13:37:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-23T13:37:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All of that cash from banner ads?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-23T13:37:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Iran unveils new unmanned bomber</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Iran-unveils-new-unmanned-bomber/-511675602203986590.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Iran-unveils-new-unmanned-bomber/-511675602203986590.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-23T13:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-23T13:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It's name?  The Ambassador of Death!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-23T13:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this the manliest sport in the world?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-manliest-sport-in-the-world/776082927478054411.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-manliest-sport-in-the-world/776082927478054411.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-20T11:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-20T11:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You be the judge!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-20T11:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>VA girls trade landlord sex for rent</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/VA-girls-trade-landlord-sex-for-rent/482366736015197426.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/VA-girls-trade-landlord-sex-for-rent/482366736015197426.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-19T14:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-19T14:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now facing extortion charges</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-19T14:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>9 athletes who are more white trash than Kenny Powers</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-athletes-who-are-more-white-trash-than-Kenny-Powers/286539461507087360.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-athletes-who-are-more-white-trash-than-Kenny-Powers/286539461507087360.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-19T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-19T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of these are not surprising at all</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-19T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mother slaps baby on Southwest flight</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-slaps-baby-on-Southwest-flight/750521101684356298.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-slaps-baby-on-Southwest-flight/750521101684356298.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-19T13:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-19T13:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You may be surprised at the flight attendant's actions</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-19T13:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lost cell-phone caller drives into river</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lost-cell-phone-caller-drives-into-river/-397894395655029671.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lost-cell-phone-caller-drives-into-river/-397894395655029671.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-18T14:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-18T14:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this the worst driver ever?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-18T14:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>In Arkansas, thou shalt not wear a rival hat to Petrino pressers</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/In-Arkansas,-thou-shalt-not-wear-a-rival-hat-to-Petrino-pressers/-805287732785141703.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/In-Arkansas,-thou-shalt-not-wear-a-rival-hat-to-Petrino-pressers/-805287732785141703.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-18T13:44:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-18T13:44:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It might make the coach get a little fussy.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-18T13:44:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Blagojevich found guilty on single count in corruption trial</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Blagojevich-found-guilty-on-single-count-in-corruption-trial/-643085408176969819.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Blagojevich-found-guilty-on-single-count-in-corruption-trial/-643085408176969819.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-18T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-18T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The jury was hung on the other 23 counts</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-18T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Brett Favre going to give it one more shot</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Brett-Favre-going-to-give-it-one-more-shot/-718642739000602429.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Brett-Favre-going-to-give-it-one-more-shot/-718642739000602429.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-18T13:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-18T13:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wow...everyone is shocked!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-18T13:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Human-electric' hybrid car goes 30 mph uphill</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Human-electric-hybrid-car-goes-30-mph-uphill/-726058173782395740.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Human-electric-hybrid-car-goes-30-mph-uphill/-726058173782395740.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-17T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-17T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This seems like the most unsafe, inconvenient car ever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-17T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Groundhog Day' for real?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Groundhog-Day-for-real/660013838887430728.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Groundhog-Day-for-real/660013838887430728.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-17T15:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-17T15:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Woman wakes up every day in 1994</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-17T15:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Plane struck by lightning, splits in to 3 pieces on landing</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plane-struck-by-lightning,-splits-in-to-3-pieces-on-landing/694778720994830902.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plane-struck-by-lightning,-splits-in-to-3-pieces-on-landing/694778720994830902.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-17T15:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-17T15:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Shockingly, only one person dies!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-17T15:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Billionaire offers $1,000,000 to anyone will get naked near Obama</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Billionaire-offers-$1,000,000-to-anyone-will-get-naked-near-Obama/-260917028568806506.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Billionaire-offers-$1,000,000-to-anyone-will-get-naked-near-Obama/-260917028568806506.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-17T13:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-17T13:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This seems like a Joe Stunt in the making!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-17T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top 10 ways your brain is sabotaging you</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-ways-your-brain-is-sabotaging-you/60172497929343348.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-ways-your-brain-is-sabotaging-you/60172497929343348.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T16:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T16:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...And how to beat it!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T16:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Which action star has the best one liner in 'The Expendables'?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Which-action-star-has-the-best-one-liner-in-The-Expendables/808807987971377550.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Which-action-star-has-the-best-one-liner-in-The-Expendables/808807987971377550.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There are so many!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tila Tequila attacked at a rowdy concert</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tila-Tequila-attacked-at-a-rowdy-concert/380242764541827379.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tila-Tequila-attacked-at-a-rowdy-concert/380242764541827379.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Let's be honest...no one is upset.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this guy too big to play football?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-guy-too-big-to-play-football/-270490631522065701.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-guy-too-big-to-play-football/-270490631522065701.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T15:44:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T15:44:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This guy is a ridiculous freak of nature</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T15:44:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dina Lohan spars with Matt Lauer during tense Today Show Interview</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dina-Lohan-spars-with-Matt-Lauer-during-tense-Today-Show-Interview/649196487127287884.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dina-Lohan-spars-with-Matt-Lauer-during-tense-Today-Show-Interview/649196487127287884.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T14:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T14:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She was there to set the record straight about Lindsay's jail stint</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T14:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Has Guinness found a new World's Smallest Man?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Has-Guinness-found-a-new-Worlds-Smallest-Man/-89971871160227178.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Has-Guinness-found-a-new-Worlds-Smallest-Man/-89971871160227178.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-16T12:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-16T12:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He stands just two feet, six inches tall!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-16T12:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dr. Laura goes on an n-word rant</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dr.-Laura-goes-on-an-n-word-rant/331426700119252960.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dr.-Laura-goes-on-an-n-word-rant/331426700119252960.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-13T15:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-13T15:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She then apologizes for her offensive language</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-13T15:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Train-hopping teens call 911 on themselves</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Train-hopping-teens-call-911-on-themselves/-842328586876500332.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Train-hopping-teens-call-911-on-themselves/-842328586876500332.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-13T13:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-13T13:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They did numerous things wrong, besides the obvious</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-13T13:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Swede could face huge speeding fine</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Swede-could-face-huge-speeding-fine/-781085979581849312.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Swede-could-face-huge-speeding-fine/-781085979581849312.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-13T13:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-13T13:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was pulled over driving 180 MPH!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-13T13:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Embezzler sentenced to house arrest</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Embezzler-sentenced-to-house-arrest/-860925859905950551.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Embezzler-sentenced-to-house-arrest/-860925859905950551.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-13T13:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-13T13:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This must be the longest house arrest sentence ever!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-13T13:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Click here to check out Rich Guzzi's website and see his tour dates!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-here-to-check-out-Rich-Guzzis-website-and-see-his-tour-dates!/124610976687822032.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-here-to-check-out-Rich-Guzzis-website-and-see-his-tour-dates!/124610976687822032.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-12T17:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-12T17:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's the hypnotist that we had on the show today and he's awesome</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-12T17:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this kid the most annoying movie reviewer ever?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-kid-the-most-annoying-movie-reviewer-ever/469507449129687039.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-kid-the-most-annoying-movie-reviewer-ever/469507449129687039.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-12T13:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-12T13:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Most people would probably say 'yes'.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-12T13:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man hikes entire Amazon River</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-hikes-entire-Amazon-River/-335252633445233000.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-hikes-entire-Amazon-River/-335252633445233000.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-12T12:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-12T12:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It took him over two years to accomplish this!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-12T12:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman quits her job with dry erase board</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-quits-her-job-with-dry-erase-board/-261196293822948518.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-quits-her-job-with-dry-erase-board/-261196293822948518.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-11T15:33:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-11T15:33:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If this is real, it's great!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-11T15:33:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Student drugs and rapes his fraternity brother...and tapes it</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-drugs-and-rapes-his-fraternity-brother...and-tapes-it/-368432354962383490.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-drugs-and-rapes-his-fraternity-brother...and-tapes-it/-368432354962383490.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-11T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-11T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;No really...fraternities are great!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-11T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Guy dodges foul ball, lets it hit his girlfriend</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Guy-dodges-foul-ball,-lets-it-hit-his-girlfriend/250276543139677682.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Guy-dodges-foul-ball,-lets-it-hit-his-girlfriend/250276543139677682.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-11T13:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-11T13:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now that is chivalry!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-11T13:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mel Gibson's dad makes some controversial comments</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibsons-dad-makes-some-controversial-comments/733645639083266797.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibsons-dad-makes-some-controversial-comments/733645639083266797.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-10T15:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-10T15:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Way to take the heat off Mel, Dad!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-10T15:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What do you do to get back at someone for road rage?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-do-you-do-to-get-back-at-someone-for-road-rage/624990629352418854.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-do-you-do-to-get-back-at-someone-for-road-rage/624990629352418854.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-10T15:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-10T15:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This woman had a very unique approach!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-10T15:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Levi Johnston for Mayor?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Levi-Johnston-for-Mayor/-776239784779745665.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Levi-Johnston-for-Mayor/-776239784779745665.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-10T14:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-10T14:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good luck, Wasilla!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-10T14:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Laurence Fishburne's friends try to buy up all of his daughter's porn</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Laurence-Fishburnes-friends-try-to-buy-up-all-of-his-daughters-porn/863130745546611506.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Laurence-Fishburnes-friends-try-to-buy-up-all-of-his-daughters-porn/863130745546611506.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-09T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-09T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now THAT is how you help out your friends!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-09T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fake Craigslist ad sends scavengers to woman's house</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fake-Craigslist-ad-sends-scavengers-to-womans-house/984328035338155738.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fake-Craigslist-ad-sends-scavengers-to-womans-house/984328035338155738.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-09T15:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-09T15:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That is taking revenge to a whole new level</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-09T15:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everyone thought the baby was dead</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-thought-the-baby-was-dead/-880301660472797588.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-thought-the-baby-was-dead/-880301660472797588.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-09T14:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-09T14:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, that's creepy.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-09T14:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Idiots call 911 while trying to stash their weed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Idiots-call-911-while-trying-to-stash-their-weed/499758961941475044.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Idiots-call-911-while-trying-to-stash-their-weed/499758961941475044.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-09T13:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-09T13:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Nice job turning yourself in!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-09T13:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-Annoying-Trends-That-Make-Every-Movie-Look-the-Same/-776335874229263077.html" />
    <author>
      <name>joe</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-Annoying-Trends-That-Make-Every-Movie-Look-the-Same/-776335874229263077.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-06T16:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-06T16:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: joe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hollywood: the dream factory, the place where joy is made and everybody craps rainbows and cocaine. But underneath the glitz is a bunch of working stiffs who are either just trying to get the job done, or hacks who get their original ideas by</summary>
    <dc:creator>joe</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-06T16:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Facebook posts Sarah Palin doesn't want you to see</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Facebook-posts-Sarah-Palin-doesnt-want-you-to-see/-617052886310240869.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Facebook-posts-Sarah-Palin-doesnt-want-you-to-see/-617052886310240869.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T15:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T15:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Not surprisingly, the page is heavily monitored</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T15:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 things you should never say to your wife</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-wife/111854912201090463.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-wife/111854912201090463.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T14:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T14:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of these are you guilty of?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T14:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman calls 911 in attempt to get a date</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-calls-911-in-attempt-to-get-a-date/-153405721679066222.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-calls-911-in-attempt-to-get-a-date/-153405721679066222.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T13:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T13:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She's quite an attractive lady as well!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T13:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The fortunate 10 from the sports world</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-fortunate-10-from-the-sports-world/-528566644788206273.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-fortunate-10-from-the-sports-world/-528566644788206273.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Athletes who make a ton for doing the least</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman uses toes to alert police of home invasion</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-uses-toes-to-alert-police-of-home-invasion/352433956880584889.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-uses-toes-to-alert-police-of-home-invasion/352433956880584889.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T13:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T13:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How the hell did she do that?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T13:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Katie Couric confused by Palin's kids names</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Katie-Couric-confused-by-Palins-kids-names/-800620713405709244.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Katie-Couric-confused-by-Palins-kids-names/-800620713405709244.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-05T13:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-05T13:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Let's be honest...they have stupid names</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-05T13:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This man says his dog saved his life</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-man-says-his-dog-saved-his-life/736488648921121383.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-man-says-his-dog-saved-his-life/736488648921121383.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-04T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-04T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It seems like the dog just alerted him to something he was ignoring</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-04T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 party songs we never want to hear again</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-party-songs-we-never-want-to-hear-again/726118808847343983.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-party-songs-we-never-want-to-hear-again/726118808847343983.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-04T13:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-04T13:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These need to just go away</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-04T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Monkey saves puppy from explosion!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Monkey-saves-puppy-from-explosion!/974237776394744418.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Monkey-saves-puppy-from-explosion!/974237776394744418.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-04T13:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-04T13:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, a MONKEY saves a PUPPY!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-04T13:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Was the plot of Inception ripped off a Scrooge McDuck comic?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-the-plot-of-Inception-ripped-off-a-Scrooge-McDuck-comic/860996386100806950.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-the-plot-of-Inception-ripped-off-a-Scrooge-McDuck-comic/860996386100806950.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-04T12:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-04T12:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It sure seems like it!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-04T12:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cars don't run well with foreign material in the gas tank...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cars-dont-run-well-with-foreign-material-in-the-gas-tank.../182134397296913186.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cars-dont-run-well-with-foreign-material-in-the-gas-tank.../182134397296913186.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-03T12:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-03T12:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's in YOUR gas tank?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-03T12:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Reporters attacked by accused vandal and his mom</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reporters-attacked-by-accused-vandal-and-his-mom/873885768204551771.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reporters-attacked-by-accused-vandal-and-his-mom/873885768204551771.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-02T14:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-02T14:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The whole thing was caught on camera</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-02T14:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Should you have to pay child support if the kid isn't yours?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-you-have-to-pay-child-support-if-the-kid-isnt-yours/-208321404132501052.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-you-have-to-pay-child-support-if-the-kid-isnt-yours/-208321404132501052.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-02T13:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-02T13:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The state of California is making this guy do just that</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-02T13:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shark sightings on the east coast!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shark-sightings-on-the-east-coast!/-27070739203877313.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shark-sightings-on-the-east-coast!/-27070739203877313.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-02T13:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-02T13:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One spotted off Cape Cod estimated to be 14 feet long</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-02T13:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The mystery behind spontaneous human combustion</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-mystery-behind-spontaneous-human-combustion/-858446988710908409.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-mystery-behind-spontaneous-human-combustion/-858446988710908409.html</id>
    <modified>2010-08-02T13:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-08-02T13:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;200 cited cases have been reported over the course of the last 300 years!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-08-02T13:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scottish pole dancing school taking some heat</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scottish-pole-dancing-school-taking-some-heat/-277526403605737586.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scottish-pole-dancing-school-taking-some-heat/-277526403605737586.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-29T15:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-29T15:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do these 'lessons' seem inappropriate?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-29T15:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NJ Governor Chris Christie's comments on the 'Jersey Shore' cast</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-Governor-Chris-Christies-comments-on-the-Jersey-Shore-cast/-794007085991140765.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-Governor-Chris-Christies-comments-on-the-Jersey-Shore-cast/-794007085991140765.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-29T15:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-29T15:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He made these comments to Matt Lauer yesterday on the Today Show</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-29T15:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 signs you'll live forever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-signs-youll-live-forever/961035695947715593.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-signs-youll-live-forever/961035695947715593.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-29T14:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-29T14:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You may be surprised what factors lead to long life</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-29T14:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Golfer tips caddie in a non-traditional way</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Golfer-tips-caddie-in-a-non-traditional-way/-674843488348717784.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Golfer-tips-caddie-in-a-non-traditional-way/-674843488348717784.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-29T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-29T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this the best tip ever?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-29T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 worst jobs in America</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-worst-jobs-in-America/-169254669918923241.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-worst-jobs-in-America/-169254669918923241.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-28T16:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-28T16:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This may make your crappy day go a little quicker</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-28T16:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Original Ansel Adams photos found at garage sale</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Original-Ansel-Adams-photos-found-at-garage-sale/569204972022703944.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Original-Ansel-Adams-photos-found-at-garage-sale/569204972022703944.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-28T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-28T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this the best return on investment ever?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-28T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bob Barker comments on Drew Carey's 'Price is Right' hosting</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bob-Barker-comments-on-Drew-Careys-Price-is-Right-hosting/195902173286618691.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bob-Barker-comments-on-Drew-Careys-Price-is-Right-hosting/195902173286618691.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-28T15:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-28T15:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He basically said what everyone else has been saying since he started</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-28T15:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Florida Marlins' Chris Coghlan on the DL</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Florida-Marlins-Chris-Coghlan-on-the-DL/193476787266964677.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Florida-Marlins-Chris-Coghlan-on-the-DL/193476787266964677.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-28T14:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-28T14:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You'll be surprised to find out how he was injured</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-28T14:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Florida pizza joint adds a 15% tip automatically</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Florida-pizza-joint-adds-a-15-tip-automatically/734384746222983073.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Florida-pizza-joint-adds-a-15-tip-automatically/734384746222983073.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-28T14:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-28T14:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Should this be the new norm?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-28T14:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>12 year old kid climbs highest point in every state in record time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-year-old-kid-climbs-highest-point-in-every-state-in-record-time/-524526204059908827.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-year-old-kid-climbs-highest-point-in-every-state-in-record-time/-524526204059908827.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He beat the previous record by two days</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wanna join Team Free Beer and Hot Wings for the Disney Marathon for A-T?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-join-Team-Free-Beer-and-Hot-Wings-for-the-Disney-Marathon-for-A-T/211114083276287922.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-join-Team-Free-Beer-and-Hot-Wings-for-the-Disney-Marathon-for-A-T/211114083276287922.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click above and get signed up!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top 10 annoying workplace habits</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-annoying-workplace-habits/896978073307206797.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-annoying-workplace-habits/896978073307206797.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T15:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T15:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of these do you do?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T15:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lane Kiffin continues to be a dick</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lane-Kiffin-continues-to-be-a-dick/63825316240450439.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lane-Kiffin-continues-to-be-a-dick/63825316240450439.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T15:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T15:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now allegedly being sued by the Tennessee Titans</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T15:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>First full-face transplant debuts on television</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/First-full-face-transplant-debuts-on-television/-642197839382842669.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/First-full-face-transplant-debuts-on-television/-642197839382842669.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, they may need to do a little fine tuning...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Boy walks just days after 16 story plunge</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Boy-walks-just-days-after-16-story-plunge/-2011721548538639.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Boy-walks-just-days-after-16-story-plunge/-2011721548538639.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-27T13:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-27T13:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Plunged through the roof of parking structure to concrete</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-27T13:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Linda Hogan, Hulk's ex-wife, getting re-married</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Linda-Hogan,-Hulks-ex-wife,-getting-re-married/525430706890495579.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Linda-Hogan,-Hulks-ex-wife,-getting-re-married/525430706890495579.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-26T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-26T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Why is this news?  Look at the age of the guy she's marrying!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-26T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is a strange reason for a band to leave the stage</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-a-strange-reason-for-a-band-to-leave-the-stage/329911529335019975.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-a-strange-reason-for-a-band-to-leave-the-stage/329911529335019975.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-26T15:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-26T15:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'No band would play under those conditions.'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-26T15:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mother leaves open gas cans around house because she "likes the smell"</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-leaves-open-gas-cans-around-house-because-she-likes-the-smell/-860082575259031031.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-leaves-open-gas-cans-around-house-because-she-likes-the-smell/-860082575259031031.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-26T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-26T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What strange smells do you enjoy?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-26T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>AskMen.com's list of things men shouldnt do after age 30</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/AskMen.coms-list-of-things-men-shouldnt-do-after-age-30/134192224420821800.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/AskMen.coms-list-of-things-men-shouldnt-do-after-age-30/134192224420821800.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-26T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-26T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of these do you still do?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-26T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this the headline of the year?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-headline-of-the-year/-110485960988675538.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-headline-of-the-year/-110485960988675538.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-26T13:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-26T13:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-26T13:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Simon Cowell sued for millions after being 'humiliated'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Simon-Cowell-sued-for-millions-after-being-humiliated/-371694326485037453.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Simon-Cowell-sued-for-millions-after-being-humiliated/-371694326485037453.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Failed talent show contestant is suing for $3.8M!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Student who threatened 'South Park' duo faces terrorism charges</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-who-threatened-South-Park-duo-faces-terrorism-charges/-128212167754987909.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-who-threatened-South-Park-duo-faces-terrorism-charges/-128212167754987909.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T15:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T15:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arrested for supporting a terrorist group linked to Al-Qaeda</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T15:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What does this dog 'say' when he barks?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-does-this-dog-say-when-he-barks/-222589781669519984.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-does-this-dog-say-when-he-barks/-222589781669519984.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T13:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T13:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can your dog bark-talk?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A strange obsession after wisdom teeth surgery</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-strange-obsession-after-wisdom-teeth-surgery/43836422208883279.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-strange-obsession-after-wisdom-teeth-surgery/43836422208883279.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T13:44:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T13:44:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this real or fake?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T13:44:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Want to trade a cell phone for a Porsche?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Want-to-trade-a-cell-phone-for-a-Porsche/724574638525081638.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Want-to-trade-a-cell-phone-for-a-Porsche/724574638525081638.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T13:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T13:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This guy will tell you how to do it!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T13:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Anyone have a craving for a Candwich?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Anyone-have-a-craving-for-a-Candwich/628394941904730671.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Anyone-have-a-craving-for-a-Candwich/628394941904730671.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-23T12:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-23T12:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's right, a sandwich in a can!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-23T12:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This dog and deer are best friends</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-dog-and-deer-are-best-friends/-784930526834877511.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-dog-and-deer-are-best-friends/-784930526834877511.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-22T16:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-22T16:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is probably the cutest thing you'll see all day.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-22T16:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Forty-ton whale lands on yacht during Cape Town sailing trip</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Forty-ton-whale-lands-on-yacht-during-Cape-Town-sailing-trip/-479882065564651811.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Forty-ton-whale-lands-on-yacht-during-Cape-Town-sailing-trip/-479882065564651811.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-22T13:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-22T13:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This just seems fake...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-22T13:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 50 highest earning American athletes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-50-highest-earning-American-athletes/-906530950646425196.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-50-highest-earning-American-athletes/-906530950646425196.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-22T13:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-22T13:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This article combines salary, winnings and endorsements.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-22T13:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe in the 'Today in Pictures' section on ABC News' website</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-in-the-Today-in-Pictures-section-on-ABC-News-website/460716281005830414.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-in-the-Today-in-Pictures-section-on-ABC-News-website/460716281005830414.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-21T00:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-21T00:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'A Lindsay Lohan fan holds a "Free Lindsay" sign in front of the Beverly Hills Courthouse'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-21T00:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe in the Los Angeles Times...again!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-in-the-Los-Angeles-Times...again!/-572273120651677592.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-in-the-Los-Angeles-Times...again!/-572273120651677592.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-21T00:37:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-21T00:37:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Nice shorts, buddy!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-21T00:37:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe all over Gawker's website</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-all-over-Gawkers-website/-343764880527263078.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-all-over-Gawkers-website/-343764880527263078.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-21T00:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-21T00:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tired of looking at these yet?  We're not!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-21T00:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe quoted in the Los Angeles Times!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-quoted-in-the-Los-Angeles-Times!/184573517542294578.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-quoted-in-the-Los-Angeles-Times!/184573517542294578.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-21T00:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-21T00:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'It's Lindsay Lohan -- she's the greatest actress!'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-21T00:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Michael Lohan holds Producer Joe's 'Free Lindsay' sign!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Michael-Lohan-holds-Producer-Joes-Free-Lindsay-sign!/-563149472685968281.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Michael-Lohan-holds-Producer-Joes-Free-Lindsay-sign!/-563149472685968281.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-20T23:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-20T23:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, you read that correctly!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-20T23:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What was up with Whoopi on The View yesterday?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-was-up-with-Whoopi-on-The-View-yesterday/-139030018612548222.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-was-up-with-Whoopi-on-The-View-yesterday/-139030018612548222.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-20T15:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-20T15:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She appeared a bit loopy and was slurring her speech</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-20T15:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dwyane Wade's bad World Trade Center reference</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dwyane-Wades-bad-World-Trade-Center-reference/-805025332557863712.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dwyane-Wades-bad-World-Trade-Center-reference/-805025332557863712.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-20T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-20T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And other awful 9/11 sports analogies</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-20T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>F for being fat?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/F-for-being-fat/72967167214143744.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/F-for-being-fat/72967167214143744.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-20T13:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-20T13:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This girl didn't do too well on her body mass screening</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-20T13:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>11 year old placed under police protection after death threats</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-year-old-placed-under-police-protection-after-death-threats/595998201856769346.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-year-old-placed-under-police-protection-after-death-threats/595998201856769346.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-19T15:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-19T15:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She just wants people to stop making fun of her!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-19T15:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>7 items that tell people you're a douche</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-items-that-tell-people-youre-a-douche/-977085798128280132.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-items-that-tell-people-youre-a-douche/-977085798128280132.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-19T15:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-19T15:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How many of these do you own?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-19T15:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Tummy Tweeter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Tummy-Tweeter/-149062833163333732.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Tummy-Tweeter/-149062833163333732.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-19T13:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-19T13:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If the Viz Kid isn't the dumbest product of all time, this sure as hell is!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-19T13:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Indroducing the Viz Kid</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Indroducing-the-Viz-Kid/-363402587948695576.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Indroducing-the-Viz-Kid/-363402587948695576.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-19T13:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-19T13:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this the dumbest product of all time?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-19T13:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are NASCAR drivers real athletes?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-NASCAR-drivers-real-athletes/-811325789957229663.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-NASCAR-drivers-real-athletes/-811325789957229663.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T16:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T16:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The debate continues!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T16:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Winnipeg football team unveils 'zero-tolerance policy' for beer snakes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Winnipeg-football-team-unveils-zero-tolerance-policy-for-beer-snakes/518974409347912417.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Winnipeg-football-team-unveils-zero-tolerance-policy-for-beer-snakes/518974409347912417.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wait, what the hell is a beer snake?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Al Roker caught staring at Meredith Vieira's rack</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-Roker-caught-staring-at-Meredith-Vieiras-rack/-551361299422638613.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-Roker-caught-staring-at-Meredith-Vieiras-rack/-551361299422638613.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T14:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T14:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"They're real and they're spectacular!"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T14:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Some Levi Johnston quotes about Sarah Palin</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Some-Levi-Johnston-quotes-about-Sarah-Palin/-41211140011831674.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Some-Levi-Johnston-quotes-about-Sarah-Palin/-41211140011831674.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T14:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T14:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This should make family gatherings nice and awkward!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T14:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's not a good idea to pay your bail with counterfeit money</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Its-not-a-good-idea-to-pay-your-bail-with-counterfeit-money/-245933216975018695.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Its-not-a-good-idea-to-pay-your-bail-with-counterfeit-money/-245933216975018695.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Even dumber are the cops who accepted the 'funny money'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Home remedies from around the world</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Home-remedies-from-around-the-world/-194756184616981460.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Home-remedies-from-around-the-world/-194756184616981460.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T13:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T13:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Find out if these things really work!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T13:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Adulterous' girl in Iran awaits death by stoning</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Adulterous-girl-in-Iran-awaits-death-by-stoning/369754020852416484.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Adulterous-girl-in-Iran-awaits-death-by-stoning/369754020852416484.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-16T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-16T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wow, Iran sure is in-touch with the rest of the world!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-16T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Any couch surfers out there?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Any-couch-surfers-out-there/-801149571013041083.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Any-couch-surfers-out-there/-801149571013041083.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-15T13:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-15T13:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"It's like an instant circle of friends no matter what city you end up in"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-15T13:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top fashion mistakes by men...according to women</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-fashion-mistakes-by-men...according-to-women/-700215867425394615.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-fashion-mistakes-by-men...according-to-women/-700215867425394615.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-15T13:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-15T13:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are you guilty of any of these?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-15T13:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yes, there is ANOTHER Mel Gibson rant</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Yes,-there-is-ANOTHER-Mel-Gibson-rant/214872494040720838.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Yes,-there-is-ANOTHER-Mel-Gibson-rant/214872494040720838.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-14T13:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-14T13:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We get it, Mel.  You're racist and hate everyone.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-14T13:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 5 most hated TV commercial characters</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-5-most-hated-TV-commercial-characters/167504405615133345.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-5-most-hated-TV-commercial-characters/167504405615133345.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-14T13:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-14T13:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do any of your least favorites top the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-14T13:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Should you be allowed to shoot a burglar on your property?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-you-be-allowed-to-shoot-a-burglar-on-your-property/-376826272737557587.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-you-be-allowed-to-shoot-a-burglar-on-your-property/-376826272737557587.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-14T12:37:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-14T12:37:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This guy sure thinks so</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-14T12:37:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mel Gibson's latest rant</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibsons-latest-rant/629698977203497536.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibsons-latest-rant/629698977203497536.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-13T13:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-13T13:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, his career is over!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-13T13:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cell phones on airplanes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cell-phones-on-airplanes/-684938051744368039.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cell-phones-on-airplanes/-684938051744368039.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-13T13:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-13T13:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Coming soon to a seat near you?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-13T13:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The barefoot bandit has been caught!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-barefoot-bandit-has-been-caught!/-475189259555562683.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-barefoot-bandit-has-been-caught!/-475189259555562683.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-12T16:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-12T16:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This guy's life needs to be made into a movie</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-12T16:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jesse Jackson checks in on the LeBron James news</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jesse-Jackson-checks-in-on-the-LeBron-James-news/679225255748033298.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jesse-Jackson-checks-in-on-the-LeBron-James-news/679225255748033298.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-12T15:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-12T15:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Of course, he believes that racism played a roll in LeBron's move</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-12T15:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Spain beats Netherlands to win World Cup</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Spain-beats-Netherlands-to-win-World-Cup/279136890534854694.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Spain-beats-Netherlands-to-win-World-Cup/279136890534854694.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-12T15:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-12T15:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out the highlights here!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-12T15:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>More of Mel Gibson's comments...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-of-Mel-Gibsons-comments.../-193389719408509512.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-of-Mel-Gibsons-comments.../-193389719408509512.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-12T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-12T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tell us how you really feel, Mel!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-12T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top sports salaries</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-sports-salaries/53690344163401690.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-sports-salaries/53690344163401690.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-12T12:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-12T12:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Seeing their salaries will make you sick</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-12T12:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Rest of Rainbow Man's Trip</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Rest-of-Rainbow-Mans-Trip/969236784167338842.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Rest-of-Rainbow-Mans-Trip/969236784167338842.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T14:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T14:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Apparently, rainbows weren't the only thing making him cry tears of joy. Here's the rest of his very emotional camping "trip".</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T14:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Reuters Headline of the Year</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reuters-Headline-of-the-Year/-632454826703937760.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reuters-Headline-of-the-Year/-632454826703937760.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T13:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T13:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click on the link to check it out.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T13:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Funny News: Real-life 'Kick-Ass' superhero says, 'I'm just doing what's right...in tights'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Funny-News:-Real-life-Kick-Ass-superhero-says,-Im-just-doing-whats-right...in-tights/8545120643580003.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Funny-News:-Real-life-Kick-Ass-superhero-says,-Im-just-doing-whats-right...in-tights/8545120643580003.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T13:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T13:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Christian Hardee has taken it upon himself to become "The Viper", a vigilante based in the city of Columbia</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T13:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mel Gibson Caught On Tape Admitting He Hit Oksana</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibson-Caught-On-Tape-Admitting-He-Hit-Oksana/511529037379202616.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mel-Gibson-Caught-On-Tape-Admitting-He-Hit-Oksana/511529037379202616.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T13:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T13:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T13:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Young Fan's Interference Leads To Mariners Loss, Priceless Expressions Of Wounded Innocence</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Young-Fans-Interference-Leads-To-Mariners-Loss,-Priceless-Expressions-Of-Wounded-Innocence/213932637103917631.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Young-Fans-Interference-Leads-To-Mariners-Loss,-Priceless-Expressions-Of-Wounded-Innocence/213932637103917631.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T13:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T13:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the eighth inning last night, Russell Branyan hit a chopper down the line that rolled into foul territory and was picked up by a teenager-preventing Ichiro from tying the game. Watch the young man's excitement turn to horror.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T13:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Larry King and Benjamin Netanyahu Share Awkward Ke$ha Moment</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Larry-King-and-Benjamin-Netanyahu-Share-Awkward-Ke$ha-Moment/775599682241794150.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Larry-King-and-Benjamin-Netanyahu-Share-Awkward-Ke$ha-Moment/775599682241794150.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-08T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-08T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yesterday, a video of six Israeli soldiers dancing to Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" while on patrol (watch it here) went ~viral~. Tonight, during his interview with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Larry King broached the subject. The result was deliciously awkward.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-08T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fan Falls From Upper Deck At MLB Game</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fan-Falls-From-Upper-Deck-At-MLB-Game/-499390486151428771.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fan-Falls-From-Upper-Deck-At-MLB-Game/-499390486151428771.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-07T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-07T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tragedy was apparently averted in Texas tonight despite a fan falling from the second deck of the Ballpark at Arlington going after a foul ball.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-07T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Behold: Bristol Palin's Full-and Infinitely More Horrid-Acting Debut</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Behold:-Bristol-Palins-Full-and-Infinitely-More-Horrid-Acting-Debut/413713405732966135.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Behold:-Bristol-Palins-Full-and-Infinitely-More-Horrid-Acting-Debut/413713405732966135.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-07T13:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-07T13:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I said Bristol Palin was bad when I posted the teaser for her The Secret Life of the American Teenager acting debut, but the full scene is even more excruciating. Palin is like a malfunctioning robot FROM HELL. Video inside.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-07T13:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>26 percent of Americans don't know who we declared independence from</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/26-percent-of-Americans-dont-know-who-we-declared-independence-from/-662037373090614630.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/26-percent-of-Americans-dont-know-who-we-declared-independence-from/-662037373090614630.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-06T13:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-06T13:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least according to a new Marist poll, which says 26% of people in this country don't know that the U.S. declared its independence from...</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-06T13:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman wins millions from Texas lottery for 4th time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-wins-millions-from-Texas-lottery-for-4th-time/541221907682056363.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-wins-millions-from-Texas-lottery-for-4th-time/541221907682056363.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-06T13:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-06T13:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Joan R. Ginther, a native of Bishop, Texas, made her fourth appearance Monday at lottery headquarters in Austin to collect seven figures, lottery officials said.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-06T13:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Your Kids Are Getting High on Nutmeg Right Now</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Your-Kids-Are-Getting-High-on-Nutmeg-Right-Now/-420942396236652831.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Your-Kids-Are-Getting-High-on-Nutmeg-Right-Now/-420942396236652831.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-06T13:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-06T13:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They are snorting it or eating a lot of it (3 or 4 tbsps) to get the "marijuana-like high" that the common spice can provide.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-06T13:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This Man Is Inappropriately Excited to Meet Sarah Palin</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-Man-Is-Inappropriately-Excited-to-Meet-Sarah-Palin/863629606695708964.html" />
    <author>
      <name>FBHW</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-Man-Is-Inappropriately-Excited-to-Meet-Sarah-Palin/863629606695708964.html</id>
    <modified>2010-07-06T13:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-07-06T13:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: FBHW&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sarah Palin was doing a meet-and-greet at the American Amusement Machine Association's International Bowl Expo 2010 last week (Ha) and, well, it appears one guy she met was a fan of more than just her fiscal policies.</summary>
    <dc:creator>FBHW</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-07-06T13:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe on CBS 2 in Chicago</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-on-CBS-2-in-Chicago/673501907978339971.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-on-CBS-2-in-Chicago/673501907978339971.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T22:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T22:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"...an apparent radio stunt..."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T22:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe makes it to Yahoo's page</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-makes-it-to-Yahoos-page/50221463710836243.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe-makes-it-to-Yahoos-page/50221463710836243.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T19:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T19:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out those fancy dance moves!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T19:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>All of the NJ housewives are going broke</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/All-of-the-NJ-housewives-are-going-broke/184784836534340006.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/All-of-the-NJ-housewives-are-going-broke/184784836534340006.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T13:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T13:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is anyone really surprised?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T13:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mother of the Year candidate?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-of-the-Year-candidate/217565511855662422.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-of-the-Year-candidate/217565511855662422.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T13:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T13:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Would you allow your kids to play here?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T13:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Obama makes Bush-esque "internets" reference</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obama-makes-Bush-esque-internets-reference/547336992730219295.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obama-makes-Bush-esque-internets-reference/547336992730219295.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T12:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T12:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Aren't Presidents adorable?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T12:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Crazy images of lightning striking the same spot twice</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Crazy-images-of-lightning-striking-the-same-spot-twice/-983381790554540789.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Crazy-images-of-lightning-striking-the-same-spot-twice/-983381790554540789.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-25T11:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-25T11:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chicago's Willis Tower and Trump Tower simultaneously hit</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-25T11:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Al Gore accused of 'unwanted sexual conduct'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-Gore-accused-of-unwanted-sexual-conduct/-428730162771533880.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-Gore-accused-of-unwanted-sexual-conduct/-428730162771533880.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T16:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T16:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Accusations stem from a 2006 interaction with a massage therapist</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T16:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The longest match in tennis history suspended</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-longest-match-in-tennis-history-suspended/79004832760090393.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-longest-match-in-tennis-history-suspended/79004832760090393.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T15:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T15:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Isner and Mahut's match at Wimbledon is tied 59-59 in the fifth set</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T15:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gas surge forces BP to remove cap on Gulf oil well</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gas-surge-forces-BP-to-remove-cap-on-Gulf-oil-well/-422009001846791641.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gas-surge-forces-BP-to-remove-cap-on-Gulf-oil-well/-422009001846791641.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oil is once again spewing into the Gulf</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Does Oprah hate handicapped people?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Does-Oprah-hate-handicapped-people/54786640968699067.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Does-Oprah-hate-handicapped-people/54786640968699067.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This article would make it appear so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Proof that no good deed goes unpunished</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Proof-that-no-good-deed-goes-unpunished/167710296669025217.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Proof-that-no-good-deed-goes-unpunished/167710296669025217.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T13:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T13:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good samaritan arrested, even though he "was just trying to help"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T13:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How is the iPad causing an internet porn revolution?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-is-the-iPad-causing-an-internet-porn-revolution/464167695236186370.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-is-the-iPad-causing-an-internet-porn-revolution/464167695236186370.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T13:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T13:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;HTML5 will inherit the torch from Flash, causing porn sites to scramble</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T13:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>20 of the worst names ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/20-of-the-worst-names-ever/365307022623037972.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/20-of-the-worst-names-ever/365307022623037972.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-24T12:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-24T12:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;After reading these, you'll be happy with what your parents named you</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-24T12:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>By the year 2050...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/By-the-year-2050.../-774515240143538306.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/By-the-year-2050.../-774515240143538306.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T16:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T16:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You won't believe what most Americans think will happen in the next 40 years</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T16:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jerry Seinfeld: Lady Gaga 'is a jerk'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jerry-Seinfeld:-Lady-Gaga-is-a-jerk/830853937631873998.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jerry-Seinfeld:-Lady-Gaga-is-a-jerk/830853937631873998.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T15:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T15:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was pissed that she mad a scene in his box at the Mets game</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T15:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NY cigarette tax increased to keep state running</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NY-cigarette-tax-increased-to-keep-state-running/-194383933710259003.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NY-cigarette-tax-increased-to-keep-state-running/-194383933710259003.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Will YOU still smoke, even after this crazy price jump?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fisherman catches an 883-pound blue marlin off North Carolina</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fisherman-catches-an-883-pound-blue-marlin-off-North-Carolina/-323404168071602859.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fisherman-catches-an-883-pound-blue-marlin-off-North-Carolina/-323404168071602859.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T12:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T12:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This SHOULD HAVE netted him a $912,000 first prize...but it didn't</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T12:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Runaway Bride is dead broke</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Runaway-Bride-is-dead-broke/727388666263774670.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Runaway-Bride-is-dead-broke/727388666263774670.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T11:57:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T11:57:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In other news, her eyes are still too big for her face</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T11:57:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Would Sandra Bullock take Jesse James back?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Would-Sandra-Bullock-take-Jesse-James-back/775108601479452542.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Would-Sandra-Bullock-take-Jesse-James-back/775108601479452542.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-23T11:56:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-23T11:56:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some seem to think so</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-23T11:56:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 9 cars bought mostly by women</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-9-cars-bought-mostly-by-women/-104090734833397353.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-9-cars-bought-mostly-by-women/-104090734833397353.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T16:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T16:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Does your wife or girlfriend have one of the cars that tops the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T16:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out the stats on the newest sandwich from Friendly's</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-stats-on-the-newest-sandwich-from-Friendlys/-912678160107907351.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-stats-on-the-newest-sandwich-from-Friendlys/-912678160107907351.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T16:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T16:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As if regular fast food wasn't unhealthy enough already...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T16:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Just in case you didn't hate Bernie Madoff already...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Just-in-case-you-didnt-hate-Bernie-Madoff-already.../-213067634127380005.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Just-in-case-you-didnt-hate-Bernie-Madoff-already.../-213067634127380005.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T15:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T15:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's been telling his fellow jailbirds about cash he funneled</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T15:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man kills himself with homemade guillotine</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-kills-himself-with-homemade-guillotine/299068755116232680.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-kills-himself-with-homemade-guillotine/299068755116232680.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T14:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T14:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wait, who has a homemade guillotine?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T14:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>After the Rapture Pet Care</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/After-the-Rapture-Pet-Care/-438459875011690387.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/After-the-Rapture-Pet-Care/-438459875011690387.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T13:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T13:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to your pets?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T13:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is Michael Jackson's boyhood home in Gary, IN</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-Michael-Jacksons-boyhood-home-in-Gary,-IN/-536687400606492021.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-Michael-Jacksons-boyhood-home-in-Gary,-IN/-536687400606492021.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T13:56:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T13:56:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Should we send Producer Joe there on the 1 year anniversary of his death?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T13:56:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Manute Bol died and this is what he's being remembered for?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Manute-Bol-died-and-this-is-what-hes-being-remembered-for/-325342051046538194.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Manute-Bol-died-and-this-is-what-hes-being-remembered-for/-325342051046538194.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-22T12:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-22T12:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'd tell you in this line, but Zane is a pussy and will whine.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-22T12:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Republican forced to apologize for BP apology</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Republican-forced-to-apologize-for-BP-apology/-991144089041841560.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Republican-forced-to-apologize-for-BP-apology/-991144089041841560.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-18T15:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-18T15:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Texas' Barton called deal with Obama a 'shakedown, isn't alone in GOP</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-18T15:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 greatest catch phrases of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-greatest-catch-phrases-of-all-time/837101610624397729.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-greatest-catch-phrases-of-all-time/837101610624397729.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-18T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-18T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of the best from TV and movies!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-18T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heads found in Southwest air cargo facility</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heads-found-in-Southwest-air-cargo-facility/914087221359669908.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heads-found-in-Southwest-air-cargo-facility/914087221359669908.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-18T13:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-18T13:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ark. officials now investigating whether body parts were legally obtained</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-18T13:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NC man claims to have come face-to-face with Bigfoot</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NC-man-claims-to-have-come-face-to-face-with-Bigfoot/637042643340735199.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NC-man-claims-to-have-come-face-to-face-with-Bigfoot/637042643340735199.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-17T16:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-17T16:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'The thing was 10 feet tall with beautiful hair, yellowish hair and a yellow beard'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-17T16:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man honored for donating kidney may lose job</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-honored-for-donating-kidney-may-lose-job/237777814904255011.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-honored-for-donating-kidney-may-lose-job/237777814904255011.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-17T16:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-17T16:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He received a termination warning for living outside of the city limits</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-17T16:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Seattle cop punches woman in face over jaywalking stop</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Seattle-cop-punches-woman-in-face-over-jaywalking-stop/-370756688080537982.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Seattle-cop-punches-woman-in-face-over-jaywalking-stop/-370756688080537982.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-17T12:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-17T12:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Union is backing the cop</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-17T12:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out this great drawbridge artwork!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-this-great-drawbridge-artwork!/654133053026806765.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-this-great-drawbridge-artwork!/654133053026806765.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-17T12:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-17T12:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;No matter what language you speak, that is a penis</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-17T12:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Teacher fired for premarital sex</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teacher-fired-for-premarital-sex/262070839932725457.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teacher-fired-for-premarital-sex/262070839932725457.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She taught fourth grade at private Christian school</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Obscene' sculpture to be removed from public display in MI town</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obscene-sculpture-to-be-removed-from-public-display-in-MI-town/-257174266914211611.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obscene-sculpture-to-be-removed-from-public-display-in-MI-town/-257174266914211611.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T15:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T15:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this obscene to you?  You be the judge!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T15:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Perez Hilton may be facing jail time?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Perez-Hilton-may-be-facing-jail-time/-54376923609056044.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Perez-Hilton-may-be-facing-jail-time/-54376923609056044.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T15:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T15:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He tweeted an upskirt photo of UNDERAGE Miley Cyrus</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T15:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BP's complaint hotline about the oil spill is fake</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BPs-complaint-hotline-about-the-oil-spill-is-fake/-935052381036656086.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BPs-complaint-hotline-about-the-oil-spill-is-fake/-935052381036656086.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T14:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T14:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Phone operator says calls from concerned citizens fall on deaf ears</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T14:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Arizona mom says she no longer wants her kids</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arizona-mom-says-she-no-longer-wants-her-kids/463743698650121015.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arizona-mom-says-she-no-longer-wants-her-kids/463743698650121015.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T14:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T14:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She was 'sick of her children' and wanted to 'have fun and play'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shooting for 400MPH on an electric motorcycle?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shooting-for-400MPH-on-an-electric-motorcycle/731619448498615343.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shooting-for-400MPH-on-an-electric-motorcycle/731619448498615343.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-16T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-16T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Woman attempting to break world record for an electric vehicle</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-16T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 mascot fights caught on tape</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-mascot-fights-caught-on-tape/-822248528963011983.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-mascot-fights-caught-on-tape/-822248528963011983.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T23:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T23:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is your team's mascot an ass-kicker?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T23:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman shoots herself to get medical care</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-shoots-herself-to-get-medical-care/119962530502235062.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-shoots-herself-to-get-medical-care/119962530502235062.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She was uninsured and too broke to treat her shoulder injury</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rick Barber for Congress!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rick-Barber-for-Congress!/976156436630437853.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rick-Barber-for-Congress!/976156436630437853.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Gather your armies!'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wanna trade an iPad for pot?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-trade-an-iPad-for-pot/-805418049427980496.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-trade-an-iPad-for-pot/-805418049427980496.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T12:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T12:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just post an ad on Craigslist!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T12:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A chocolate-covered iPad?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-chocolate-covered-iPad/754814203815132880.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-chocolate-covered-iPad/754814203815132880.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T12:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T12:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This seems silly, yet delicious</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T12:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The internet finds its newest 'hero' in Zach Anner</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-internet-finds-its-newest-hero-in-Zach-Anner/-758787213620533043.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-internet-finds-its-newest-hero-in-Zach-Anner/-758787213620533043.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-15T12:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-15T12:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Of course, Oprah is behind it all</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-15T12:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 daring global delicacies</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-daring-global-delicacies/903916237090351546.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-daring-global-delicacies/903916237090351546.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T15:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T15:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Feast your eyes on these exotic dishes from different countries</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T15:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mystery SC candidate either mentally impaired or the next Sarah Palin</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mystery-SC-candidate-either-mentally-impaired-or-the-next-Sarah-Palin/487580058729219584.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mystery-SC-candidate-either-mentally-impaired-or-the-next-Sarah-Palin/487580058729219584.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T14:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T14:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;32 year-old unemployed veteran wins SC Democratic Senate Primary</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T14:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Vince Young cited in Dallas strip club assault</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vince-Young-cited-in-Dallas-strip-club-assault/468960804205656162.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vince-Young-cited-in-Dallas-strip-club-assault/468960804205656162.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was involved in a fight over a 'Hook 'em Horns' gesture</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everyone is pissed by the horns at the World Cup</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-is-pissed-by-the-horns-at-the-World-Cup/-16957678083016469.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-is-pissed-by-the-horns-at-the-World-Cup/-16957678083016469.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T14:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T14:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Organizers will not ban 'vuvuzelas' from stadiums despite numerous complaints.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T14:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 most broke former superstars</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-broke-former-superstars/-959485250048961619.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-broke-former-superstars/-959485250048961619.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T13:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T13:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Find out if your former heroes top the list!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T13:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jimmy Dean has died</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jimmy-Dean-has-died/504111869804679359.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jimmy-Dean-has-died/504111869804679359.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-14T13:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-14T13:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Died at age 81 in his Virginia home</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-14T13:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dramatic CCTV footage shows moment Haiti quake hit palace</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dramatic-CCTV-footage-shows-moment-Haiti-quake-hit-palace/-617528825652785675.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dramatic-CCTV-footage-shows-moment-Haiti-quake-hit-palace/-617528825652785675.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-11T16:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-11T16:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Watch as walls and towers collapse as people scramble!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-11T16:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Another smoking kid!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Another-smoking-kid!/868323838036591470.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Another-smoking-kid!/868323838036591470.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-11T14:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-11T14:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This three-year-old now smokes and drinks beer after surviving a car crash</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-11T14:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 22 top stadium concert singalong songs</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-22-top-stadium-concert-singalong-songs/134623181992830210.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-22-top-stadium-concert-singalong-songs/134623181992830210.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-11T13:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-11T13:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Purple Rain, Sweet Caroline, We Will Rock You, among others</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-11T13:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Round-the-world teen sailor alive, well</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Round-the-world-teen-sailor-alive,-well/470799708410160865.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Round-the-world-teen-sailor-alive,-well/470799708410160865.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-11T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-11T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She was feared lost after radio and satellite phone communication was lost</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-11T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Golden Tate breaks into donut shop due to maple bar addiction</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Golden-Tate-breaks-into-donut-shop-due-to-maple-bar-addiction/613177881382226271.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Golden-Tate-breaks-into-donut-shop-due-to-maple-bar-addiction/613177881382226271.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-10T14:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-10T14:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;911 call: 'They're drunk and being retarded'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-10T14:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Globe publishes Coleman death photos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Globe-publishes-Coleman-death-photos/452311423234340530.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Globe-publishes-Coleman-death-photos/452311423234340530.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-10T13:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-10T13:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They also claim 'Gary Coleman Was Murdered!'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-10T13:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Girlfriend killed by lightning minutes before Knoxville man's proposal</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Girlfriend-killed-by-lightning-minutes-before-Knoxville-mans-proposal/209284829994633087.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Girlfriend-killed-by-lightning-minutes-before-Knoxville-mans-proposal/209284829994633087.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-10T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-10T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Everything went black. I was thrown several feet back. My legs turned to jelly.'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-10T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Do you ice your bro's?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Do-you-ice-your-bros/59342261441003451.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Do-you-ice-your-bros/59342261441003451.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-10T12:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-10T12:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click the link and learn the facts on icing</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-10T12:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did Pete Rose use a corked bat?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Pete-Rose-use-a-corked-bat/50741843334497539.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Pete-Rose-use-a-corked-bat/50741843334497539.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T16:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T16:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The x-ray of his bat would make it appear as though he did</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T16:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Shannon Price couldn't seem more sleazy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shannon-Price-couldnt-seem-more-sleazy/-491894051443700550.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Shannon-Price-couldnt-seem-more-sleazy/-491894051443700550.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T15:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T15:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Coleman's ex-wife shops death photos and $50,000 interview</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T15:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gary Coleman's will has become public</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Colemans-will-has-become-public/347619099504127968.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Colemans-will-has-become-public/347619099504127968.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T15:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T15:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Guess who is NOT named in the will...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T15:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BP's method of spin control?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BPs-method-of-spin-control/763843994180276732.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BPs-method-of-spin-control/763843994180276732.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T14:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T14:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Buy up Yahoo and Google search terms to redirect users to their official website!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T14:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>An alternative protest to BP's oil spill</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/An-alternative-protest-to-BPs-oil-spill/196224170674597229.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/An-alternative-protest-to-BPs-oil-spill/196224170674597229.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, this will make a big difference</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Should the oil-soaked birds in the Gulf be euthanized?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-the-oil-soaked-birds-in-the-Gulf-be-euthanized/118752151198653812.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-the-oil-soaked-birds-in-the-Gulf-be-euthanized/118752151198653812.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-09T14:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-09T14:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is it kinder just to kill them?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-09T14:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 100 greatest characters of the last 20 years</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-100-greatest-characters-of-the-last-20-years/934425910014093012.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-100-greatest-characters-of-the-last-20-years/934425910014093012.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T18:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T18:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do your favorites top the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T18:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Obama's Kalamazoo H.S. speech must have been boring</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obamas-Kalamazoo-H.S.-speech-must-have-been-boring/-176395091803103146.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Obamas-Kalamazoo-H.S.-speech-must-have-been-boring/-176395091803103146.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T17:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T17:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One kid fell asleep numerous times</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T17:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Who would buy that?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Who-would-buy-that/-954617228811582066.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Who-would-buy-that/-954617228811582066.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T16:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T16:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The funniest for sale signs of all time</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T16:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man swipes police website to complain about speed cameras</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-swipes-police-website-to-complain-about-speed-cameras/-669946286402373756.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-swipes-police-website-to-complain-about-speed-cameras/-669946286402373756.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T16:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T16:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now using the site to provide information on the location of speed cameras</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T16:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 11 funniest unintentionally-sexual signs of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-11-funniest-unintentionally-sexual-signs-of-all-time/700482019710022391.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-11-funniest-unintentionally-sexual-signs-of-all-time/700482019710022391.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T15:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T15:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These signs really catch people's attention!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T15:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Seinfeld has made $2.7B since the show went off the air!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Seinfeld-has-made-$2.7B-since-the-show-went-off-the-air!/-533572844213853141.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Seinfeld-has-made-$2.7B-since-the-show-went-off-the-air!/-533572844213853141.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T13:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T13:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It went off the air 12 years ago!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T13:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Underwater BASE jumping seems crazy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Underwater-BASE-jumping-seems-crazy/352393722182376170.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Underwater-BASE-jumping-seems-crazy/352393722182376170.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-08T12:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-08T12:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This 'jumper' hits the deepest submerged hole</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-08T12:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Was Obama in a rap video in the 90's?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-Obama-in-a-rap-video-in-the-90s/816910813267876835.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-Obama-in-a-rap-video-in-the-90s/816910813267876835.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-07T15:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-07T15:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You be the judge!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-07T15:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NJ 'Housewife' and husband in massive debt</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-Housewife-and-husband-in-massive-debt/563634514504437526.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-Housewife-and-husband-in-massive-debt/563634514504437526.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-07T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-07T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bankruptcy court records show they have nearly $11M in various debts</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-07T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Porn star killer falls to death, samurai sword in hand</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Porn-star-killer-falls-to-death,-samurai-sword-in-hand/438348927297969715.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Porn-star-killer-falls-to-death,-samurai-sword-in-hand/438348927297969715.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-07T14:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-07T14:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Fell 50 feet to his death after an eight-hour police standoff</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-07T14:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The five worst World Cup anthems</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-five-worst-World-Cup-anthems/59781234189241140.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-five-worst-World-Cup-anthems/59781234189241140.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T18:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T18:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's the point of world cup songs? Does anyone like them?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T18:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Miami Living Magazine runs penis shadow ad</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miami-Living-Magazine-runs-penis-shadow-ad/588422073508941745.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miami-Living-Magazine-runs-penis-shadow-ad/588422073508941745.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T18:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T18:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yeah, real subtle!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T18:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gary Coleman 911 Call</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Coleman-911-Call/-496418875203714192.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Coleman-911-Call/-496418875203714192.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T16:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T16:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'There's blood everywhere'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T16:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BBC reporter looks just like suspected shooter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BBC-reporter-looks-just-like-suspected-shooter/299841308519657151.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BBC-reporter-looks-just-like-suspected-shooter/299841308519657151.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T16:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T16:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well that sure is unfortunate</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T16:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this woman too hot to be a banker?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-woman-too-hot-to-be-a-banker/280241243026495125.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-woman-too-hot-to-be-a-banker/280241243026495125.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T15:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T15:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Debrahlee Lorenzana says she was fired her over her looks</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T15:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Blind Everest climber left to die</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Blind-Everest-climber-left-to-die/302555971887975920.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Blind-Everest-climber-left-to-die/302555971887975920.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T13:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T13:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gave him high doses of oxygen, steroids for altitude sickness, and left him</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T13:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Voicemail from the lamest pickup artist ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Voicemail-from-the-lamest-pickup-artist-ever/-888794601378253102.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Voicemail-from-the-lamest-pickup-artist-ever/-888794601378253102.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-03T13:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-03T13:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This guy sounds like a real winner!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-03T13:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Stewart goes after Obama for lazy oil spill response</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stewart-goes-after-Obama-for-lazy-oil-spill-response/-881958553963725000.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stewart-goes-after-Obama-for-lazy-oil-spill-response/-881958553963725000.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Get back to the motherf***ing spill,' Stewart screamed at one point</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Toronto robbers spray ATM users with feces, steal their money</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Toronto-robbers-spray-ATM-users-with-feces,-steal-their-money/233829992299615184.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Toronto-robbers-spray-ATM-users-with-feces,-steal-their-money/233829992299615184.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T15:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T15:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Talk about a sh**ty situation.  Wokka wokka.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T15:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Young couple discovers they are siblings</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Young-couple-discovers-they-are-siblings/-419381833874538462.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Young-couple-discovers-they-are-siblings/-419381833874538462.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T14:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T14:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Despite the discovery, they still plan to have childrean</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T14:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The ten weirdest injuries in sports history</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ten-weirdest-injuries-in-sports-history/-537612861395948365.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ten-weirdest-injuries-in-sports-history/-537612861395948365.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Athletes should just stop celebrating all together</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Al and Tipper Gore separate</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-and-Tipper-Gore-separate/110018656961123762.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Al-and-Tipper-Gore-separate/110018656961123762.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T14:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T14:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They say that it was a 'mutual and mutually supportive decision'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T14:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 most bizarre sounds you've never heard</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-bizarre-sounds-youve-never-heard/345924848053039153.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-bizarre-sounds-youve-never-heard/345924848053039153.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The first recording ever, animal sounds, alien language, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Westboro Baptist Church picks their latest target</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Westboro-Baptist-Church-picks-their-latest-target/-355698388605103760.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Westboro-Baptist-Church-picks-their-latest-target/-355698388605103760.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T13:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T13:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Megan Phelps Parodies Lady Gaga's 'Telephone'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T13:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This guy is going to swim the English Channel</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-guy-is-going-to-swim-the-English-Channel/714965750536687936.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-guy-is-going-to-swim-the-English-Channel/714965750536687936.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-02T12:33:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-02T12:33:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Did we mention he has no arms or legs?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-02T12:33:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NYC man survives fall from third floor balcony</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYC-man-survives-fall-from-third-floor-balcony/462052954455003882.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYC-man-survives-fall-from-third-floor-balcony/462052954455003882.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-01T16:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-01T16:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Too bad he landed on a fence and had a spike impaled in his head</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-01T16:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Hell hole' swallows city block</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hell-hole-swallows-city-block/981437133318880894.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hell-hole-swallows-city-block/981437133318880894.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-01T16:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-01T16:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This doesn't look real at all</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-01T16:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Vulgar voice mails force debt collector to pay $1.5 million</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vulgar-voice-mails-force-debt-collector-to-pay-$1.5-million/-570088933178082388.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vulgar-voice-mails-force-debt-collector-to-pay-$1.5-million/-570088933178082388.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-01T15:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-01T15:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Most messages were laced with profanity and spewed racial slurs</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-01T15:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>YES reporter loses her porkchop to a hungry fan</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/YES-reporter-loses-her-porkchop-to-a-hungry-fan/90392663133169602.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/YES-reporter-loses-her-porkchop-to-a-hungry-fan/90392663133169602.html</id>
    <modified>2010-06-01T14:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-06-01T14:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This fan got a little too frisky</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-06-01T14:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Biggest house in America up for sale</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Biggest-house-in-America-up-for-sale/-458194976537111953.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Biggest-house-in-America-up-for-sale/-458194976537111953.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Modelled after the Palace of Versailles and is on the market for $75M</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>25 horribly sexist vintage ads</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/25-horribly-sexist-vintage-ads/-676056485251547031.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/25-horribly-sexist-vintage-ads/-676056485251547031.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T15:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T15:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'The Chef mixer does everything but cook - that's what wives are for!'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T15:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>LAPD blurs man boobs in mug shot</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/LAPD-blurs-man-boobs-in-mug-shot/-677500212088637544.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/LAPD-blurs-man-boobs-in-mug-shot/-677500212088637544.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Was that really necessary?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Six amazing hybrid animals</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Six-amazing-hybrid-animals/271586551279688657.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Six-amazing-hybrid-animals/271586551279688657.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ligers, tigons and grolar bears, oh my!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The woolly mystery known as the sheep pig</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-woolly-mystery-known-as-the-sheep-pig/-216633911144927024.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-woolly-mystery-known-as-the-sheep-pig/-216633911144927024.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T12:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T12:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It's a traditional curly-tailed pig covered in a sheep-like wool coat!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T12:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How long can you hold your breath while driving?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-long-can-you-hold-your-breath-while-driving/873316683609664086.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-long-can-you-hold-your-breath-while-driving/873316683609664086.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-28T12:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-28T12:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Teens hurt after driver held breath and fainted</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-28T12:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>50 Cent loses a ton of weight and looks like hell</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/50-Cent-loses-a-ton-of-weight-and-looks-like-hell/-485779599927516302.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/50-Cent-loses-a-ton-of-weight-and-looks-like-hell/-485779599927516302.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-27T16:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-27T16:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Lost 55 pounds for a roll in an upcoming movie</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-27T16:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jesse James' father says his story is a lie</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jesse-James-father-says-his-story-is-a-lie/-192742428973289387.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jesse-James-father-says-his-story-is-a-lie/-192742428973289387.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-27T16:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-27T16:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Claims to have never beaten him when he was a child</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-27T16:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst drinks in America</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-drinks-in-America/-848269047341482383.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-drinks-in-America/-848269047341482383.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-27T12:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-27T12:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Supermarket aisles and drive-thru menus are awash in empty liquid calories</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-27T12:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Two year old smokes two packs a day!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-year-old-smokes-two-packs-a-day!/-973674534728588772.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-year-old-smokes-two-packs-a-day!/-973674534728588772.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-27T12:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-27T12:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Video of Indonesian toddler causing a firestorm</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-27T12:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ozzie Guillen has no sympathy for Clevelanders</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ozzie-Guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-Clevelanders/105767032812760797.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ozzie-Guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-Clevelanders/105767032812760797.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-27T12:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-27T12:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Way to twist the knife in deep, Ozzie!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-27T12:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst sex stories ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-sex-stories-ever/-787990179992153721.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-sex-stories-ever/-787990179992153721.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T15:56:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T15:56:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The full release, the brass ring, the french connection, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T15:56:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman gives birth while behind the wheel</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-gives-birth-while-behind-the-wheel/-46731073577040033.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-gives-birth-while-behind-the-wheel/-46731073577040033.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T15:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T15:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Why wouldn't she at least pull over?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T15:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Oil reaches Louisiana shores</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Oil-reaches-Louisiana-shores/925895115734956337.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Oil-reaches-Louisiana-shores/925895115734956337.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T15:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T15:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here are some pretty depressing pictures of the devastation</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T15:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Meadowlands gets 2014 Super Bowl</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Meadowlands-gets-2014-Super-Bowl/663884426610950816.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Meadowlands-gets-2014-Super-Bowl/663884426610950816.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T13:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T13:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm sure players will love playing in 15 degree weather!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T13:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man burns down house because of late dinner</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-burns-down-house-because-of-late-dinner/-373167361032541173.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-burns-down-house-because-of-late-dinner/-373167361032541173.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's now locked up and being held on $50,000 bond</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is why everyone hates people in sororities and fraternities</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-why-everyone-hates-people-in-sororities-and-fraternities/-560985356774201550.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-why-everyone-hates-people-in-sororities-and-fraternities/-560985356774201550.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T13:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T13:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sorority girls drunkenly trashed Underground Railroad Museum</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T13:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The saddest, most disgusting ESPN lawsuit you'll ever read</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-saddest,-most-disgusting-ESPN-lawsuit-youll-ever-read/608114184311540337.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-saddest,-most-disgusting-ESPN-lawsuit-youll-ever-read/608114184311540337.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-26T12:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-26T12:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Woman sues ESPN after they catch her pooping in a trash can</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-26T12:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this the greatest opening line to an article ever?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-greatest-opening-line-to-an-article-ever/832067758776709448.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-the-greatest-opening-line-to-an-article-ever/832067758776709448.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T16:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T16:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We sure think so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T16:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>13 year old boy scales Mt. Everest</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/13-year-old-boy-scales-Mt.-Everest/-569456710880697950.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/13-year-old-boy-scales-Mt.-Everest/-569456710880697950.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sets record as the youngest person to scale the mountain</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kevin Jonas and his wife sleep in separate beds?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kevin-Jonas-and-his-wife-sleep-in-separate-beds/-170338059759148699.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kevin-Jonas-and-his-wife-sleep-in-separate-beds/-170338059759148699.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T15:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T15:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And they've only been married for five months!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T15:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 memorable songs from 80's movies</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-memorable-songs-from-80s-movies/-183794095094940127.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-memorable-songs-from-80s-movies/-183794095094940127.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T14:33:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T14:33:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can you name the movie?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T14:33:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What one Lost cast member really thinks</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-one-Lost-cast-member-really-thinks/707164356001460104.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-one-Lost-cast-member-really-thinks/707164356001460104.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Even the cast members didn't understand the convoluted plot.'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Slipknot bassist found dead</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Slipknot-bassist-found-dead/403228986045685139.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Slipknot-bassist-found-dead/403228986045685139.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T13:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T13:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Found dead in a hotel room, no evidence of foul play</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T13:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The sad reality of Ronald McDonald</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-sad-reality-of-Ronald-McDonald/-19477008611164460.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-sad-reality-of-Ronald-McDonald/-19477008611164460.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T13:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T13:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He's a sex addicted pervert!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T13:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The best customer service complaint call ever?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-customer-service-complaint-call-ever/910933739387796595.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-customer-service-complaint-call-ever/910933739387796595.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-25T13:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-25T13:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Be sure to know what you're talking about before you complain</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-25T13:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Venus Williams' French Open outfit creates a buzz</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Venus-Williams-French-Open-outfit-creates-a-buzz/25014270453355623.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Venus-Williams-French-Open-outfit-creates-a-buzz/25014270453355623.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-24T14:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-24T14:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She sported a black dress with bright red trim over skin-tone underwear</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-24T14:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Why looks are the last bastion of discrimination</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Why-looks-are-the-last-bastion-of-discrimination/156827186574573080.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Why-looks-are-the-last-bastion-of-discrimination/156827186574573080.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-24T14:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-24T14:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have you ever gotten a job because you're attractive?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-24T14:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Plumber hides camera to tape client in shower</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plumber-hides-camera-to-tape-client-in-shower/-396098302729422934.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plumber-hides-camera-to-tape-client-in-shower/-396098302729422934.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-21T15:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-21T15:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arrested for illegally videotaping his client in the nude</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-21T15:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>DMV relocates driver to unfortunate locale on license</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/DMV-relocates-driver-to-unfortunate-locale-on-license/443695193554774603.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/DMV-relocates-driver-to-unfortunate-locale-on-license/443695193554774603.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-21T12:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-21T12:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's right...her street address is 'Eat Ass'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-21T12:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Photos reveal inside look at East Austin tunnel home</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Photos-reveal-inside-look-at-East-Austin-tunnel-home/-618729800516597410.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Photos-reveal-inside-look-at-East-Austin-tunnel-home/-618729800516597410.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-20T15:57:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-20T15:57:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What would your neighbors be surprised to know you do in your house?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-20T15:57:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are you up to speed on your sexting code words?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-you-up-to-speed-on-your-sexting-code-words/-720055590118489986.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-you-up-to-speed-on-your-sexting-code-words/-720055590118489986.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-20T14:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-20T14:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click here to learn how to sext discreetly!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-20T14:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 20 craziest rumors in sports</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-craziest-rumors-in-sports/-592484075795788191.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-craziest-rumors-in-sports/-592484075795788191.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-20T13:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-20T13:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Was Delonte West was having an affair with LeBron James' mom?  And more!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-20T13:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe, the Civil War hero?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe,-the-Civil-War-hero/573807113692916437.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joe,-the-Civil-War-hero/573807113692916437.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-20T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-20T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This Wisconsin Civil War soldier looks just like Joe!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-20T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Field of Dreams' property for sale</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Field-of-Dreams-property-for-sale/-512014094931133979.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Field-of-Dreams-property-for-sale/-512014094931133979.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-19T12:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-19T12:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It can be yours for only $5.4M!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-19T12:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Delaware man charged with faking his way in to Harvard</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Delaware-man-charged-with-faking-his-way-in-to-Harvard/-652076519304148096.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Delaware-man-charged-with-faking-his-way-in-to-Harvard/-652076519304148096.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-19T12:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-19T12:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He duped the school out of $45,000 in financial aid, grants and scholarships</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-19T12:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Charles Barkley on The Tonight Show</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Charles-Barkley-on-The-Tonight-Show/-252185164347111237.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Charles-Barkley-on-The-Tonight-Show/-252185164347111237.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-19T12:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-19T12:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Talks about LeBron James, Kobe Bryant and the NBA Playoffs</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-19T12:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Help Zane and WIRX raise money for Hospice at Home</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Help-Zane-and-WIRX-raise-money-for-Hospice-at-Home/-572385716889571176.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Help-Zane-and-WIRX-raise-money-for-Hospice-at-Home/-572385716889571176.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-18T13:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-18T13:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sponsor him as he competes in the 2010 Whirlpool Ironman 70.3 Steelhead Triathlon</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-18T13:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great awkward happy chat between news anchors</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-awkward-happy-chat-between-news-anchors/-563554267841585953.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-awkward-happy-chat-between-news-anchors/-563554267841585953.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-17T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-17T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;News anchor asks, 'So She's Enjoying Penis A Little Bit More?'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-17T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>George Lucas sends letter to 'Lost'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/George-Lucas-sends-letter-to-Lost/769496316415137136.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/George-Lucas-sends-letter-to-Lost/769496316415137136.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-17T13:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-17T13:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Finally admits he didn't plan 'Star Wars' in advance</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-17T13:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Russel Crowe walks out of BBC interview swearing</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Russel-Crowe-walks-out-of-BBC-interview-swearing/15172884544345519.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Russel-Crowe-walks-out-of-BBC-interview-swearing/15172884544345519.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-17T12:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-17T12:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He didn't like the line of questioning from the interviewer.  Loser.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-17T12:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out the pictures from our trip to visit Q103 in Albany!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-pictures-from-our-trip-to-visit-Q103-in-Albany!/-694897244289625381.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-pictures-from-our-trip-to-visit-Q103-in-Albany!/-694897244289625381.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-17T12:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-17T12:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ravenswood, Toyota/Scion and the Think Fast Gameshow!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-17T12:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hangover cures that people actually try that are ridiculous</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hangover-cures-that-people-actually-try-that-are-ridiculous/-753661451851426789.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hangover-cures-that-people-actually-try-that-are-ridiculous/-753661451851426789.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-14T13:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-14T13:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They might just cure you...if they don't kill you in the process</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-14T13:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The world's strangest vending machines</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-strangest-vending-machines/122942090407905671.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-strangest-vending-machines/122942090407905671.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-14T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-14T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;From pizza to a bar of gold, the oddest items - instantly</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-14T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>1 in 5 parents regret the name they gave their child</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/1-in-5-parents-regret-the-name-they-gave-their-child/-544087032679924284.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/1-in-5-parents-regret-the-name-they-gave-their-child/-544087032679924284.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-13T14:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-13T14:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Many wished they had picked something less popular or easier to spell</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-13T14:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CrabRevenge.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CrabRevenge.com/-48950547850114690.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CrabRevenge.com/-48950547850114690.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-13T13:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-13T13:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Want to get REAL revenge on your ex?  This website can help!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-13T13:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BringBackLicks.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BringBackLicks.com/469395078775880059.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BringBackLicks.com/469395078775880059.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-13T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-13T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This website wants to bring back corporal punishment in schools!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-13T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man hits armed robber with beer bottle</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-hits-armed-robber-with-beer-bottle/219655848990017267.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-hits-armed-robber-with-beer-bottle/219655848990017267.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-12T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-12T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good samaritan shot several times, but will hopefully recover</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-12T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is it OK to text during sex?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-it-OK-to-text-during-sex/-850461277353834156.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-it-OK-to-text-during-sex/-850461277353834156.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-11T16:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-11T16:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;10% of under 25s say it is!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-11T16:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Apparently the Joaquin Phoenix documentary sucks</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Apparently-the-Joaquin-Phoenix-documentary-sucks/192189050881287432.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Apparently-the-Joaquin-Phoenix-documentary-sucks/192189050881287432.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-11T15:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-11T15:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is anyone really surprised by this?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-11T15:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Parents pen passive-aggressive note to bride-to-be</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Parents-pen-passive-aggressive-note-to-bride-to-be/-191658235508861108.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Parents-pen-passive-aggressive-note-to-bride-to-be/-191658235508861108.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-11T13:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-11T13:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This takes some serious balls</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-11T13:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ten foods you only eat because you used to</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ten-foods-you-only-eat-because-you-used-to/-414785270055088248.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ten-foods-you-only-eat-because-you-used-to/-414785270055088248.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-11T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-11T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sugary cereals, pot pies, Little Ceasar's pizza, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-11T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The funniest news freeze-frames of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-funniest-news-freeze-frames-of-all-time/38062179495180399.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-funniest-news-freeze-frames-of-all-time/38062179495180399.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-10T16:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-10T16:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Be sure to vote for your favorites!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-10T16:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Alabama man Wins $1M in MLB 2K10 Perfect Game contest</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Alabama-man-Wins-$1M-in-MLB-2K10-Perfect-Game-contest/883201862521140739.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Alabama-man-Wins-$1M-in-MLB-2K10-Perfect-Game-contest/883201862521140739.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-10T12:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-10T12:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There is hope for gamers yet!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-10T12:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>TSA worker beats up co-worker</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/TSA-worker-beats-up-co-worker/-691607891160545195.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/TSA-worker-beats-up-co-worker/-691607891160545195.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-07T12:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-07T12:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was tired of being mocked for his small penis</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-07T12:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Crazy Bird' terrorizes walkers in West Palm Beach</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Crazy-Bird-terrorizes-walkers-in-West-Palm-Beach/-321019546028889681.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Crazy-Bird-terrorizes-walkers-in-West-Palm-Beach/-321019546028889681.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-06T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-06T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least they have this great composite sketch so they can find the bird</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-06T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out the Atlanta Braves manager's retirement cake</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-Atlanta-Braves-managers-retirement-cake/-813667100676187386.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-Atlanta-Braves-managers-retirement-cake/-813667100676187386.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-06T13:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-06T13:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Thanks for the 50 Years Bobby Cocks'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-06T13:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 8 worst local commercials</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-8-worst-local-commercials/-484906144815438156.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-8-worst-local-commercials/-484906144815438156.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-05T15:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-05T15:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The worst, but most entertaining ads filmed by small-business owners</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-05T15:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>We are Nashville!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/We-are-Nashville!/-99796005246743059.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/We-are-Nashville!/-99796005246743059.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-05T15:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-05T15:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A great post from a Nashville Predators fan site</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-05T15:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Elisabeth Hasselbeck criticizes Erin Andrews</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Elisabeth-Hasselbeck-criticizes-Erin-Andrews/126494009765916993.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Elisabeth-Hasselbeck-criticizes-Erin-Andrews/126494009765916993.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-05T15:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-05T15:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Says that her outfit on Dancing With the Stars was too skimpy</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-05T15:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A new way to taunt Ben Roethlisberger!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-new-way-to-taunt-Ben-Roethlisberger!/256420635152708196.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-new-way-to-taunt-Ben-Roethlisberger!/256420635152708196.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-05T13:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-05T13:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Get your 'Rapelisberger' t-shirts now!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-05T13:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 environmental disasters of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-environmental-disasters-of-all-time/271787511277799296.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-environmental-disasters-of-all-time/271787511277799296.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-05T12:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-05T12:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Will the oil spill in the gulf make this list eventually?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-05T12:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The best conspiracy theories in sports history</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-conspiracy-theories-in-sports-history/-518181984740771621.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-conspiracy-theories-in-sports-history/-518181984740771621.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-04T13:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-04T13:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ali/Liston, '85 NBA Draft, Spygate, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-04T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Waterfall level rises super quick</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Waterfall-level-rises-super-quick/-610764506820350138.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Waterfall-level-rises-super-quick/-610764506820350138.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-03T16:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-03T16:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These pictures are pretty crazy!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-03T16:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top 10 sex myths from AskMen.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-sex-myths-from-AskMen.com/743198368813786587.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-sex-myths-from-AskMen.com/743198368813786587.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-03T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-03T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have you been going about it all wrong?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-03T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dead man embalmed and mounted on his motorcycle</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dead-man-embalmed-and-mounted-on-his-motorcycle/505627656630602525.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dead-man-embalmed-and-mounted-on-his-motorcycle/505627656630602525.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-03T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-03T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least he's getting good mileage now...wokka wokka</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-03T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Stephen Hawking's simple time travel explanation</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Hawkings-simple-time-travel-explanation/96903398692301161.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Hawkings-simple-time-travel-explanation/96903398692301161.html</id>
    <modified>2010-05-03T12:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-05-03T12:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good thing he understands what he's saying</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-05-03T12:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 13 worst songs by professional athletes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-13-worst-songs-by-professional-athletes/359771301467046476.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-13-worst-songs-by-professional-athletes/359771301467046476.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T18:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T18:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These are absolute gems!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T18:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 ugliest players in NBA history</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-ugliest-players-in-NBA-history/575182437884389856.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-ugliest-players-in-NBA-history/575182437884389856.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T16:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T16:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This article really needs no more explanation</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T16:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>$10M space balloon crashes during takeoff</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$10M-space-balloon-crashes-during-takeoff/-283142872533423415.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$10M-space-balloon-crashes-during-takeoff/-283142872533423415.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A gust of wind sent it spiraling out of control during take-off</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Should milk that's not from a cow be called 'milk'?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-milk-thats-not-from-a-cow-be-called-milk/682408650535737511.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Should-milk-thats-not-from-a-cow-be-called-milk/682408650535737511.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T12:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T12:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A TV reporter makes an inappropriate suggestion for what it should be called</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T12:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>People's 2010 list of the most beautiful people</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Peoples-2010-list-of-the-most-beautiful-people/621513011536260463.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Peoples-2010-list-of-the-most-beautiful-people/621513011536260463.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T12:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T12:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana and many more!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T12:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Porn for the blind?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Porn-for-the-blind/-537234979904983970.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Porn-for-the-blind/-537234979904983970.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-30T12:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-30T12:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Author came up with the idea after, oddly enough, authoring book for blind children</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-30T12:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>British Prime Minister Gordon Brown calls supporter a 'bigot'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/British-Prime-Minister-Gordon-Brown-calls-supporter-a-bigot/-715592724236895710.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/British-Prime-Minister-Gordon-Brown-calls-supporter-a-bigot/-715592724236895710.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-29T15:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-29T15:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Comment was recorded because his microphone was still on</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-29T15:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The body building Grandma, Ernestine Shepherd</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-body-building-Grandma,-Ernestine-Shepherd/520724301448964689.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-body-building-Grandma,-Ernestine-Shepherd/520724301448964689.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-29T14:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-29T14:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She's in ridiculous shape and runs marathons at 73 years old</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-29T14:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Boy Scouts have given up entirely</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Boy-Scouts-have-given-up-entirely/519792415184852112.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Boy-Scouts-have-given-up-entirely/519792415184852112.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-29T12:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-29T12:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They are now offering a video game badge</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-29T12:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Noah's Ark found?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Noahs-Ark-found/816759466093704151.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Noahs-Ark-found/816759466093704151.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T15:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T15:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Remains have been discovered 13,000ft up a Turkish mountain</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T15:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>US Senator says 'shitty deal' on Capital Hill</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/US-Senator-says-shitty-deal-on-Capital-Hill/-284077883843873344.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/US-Senator-says-shitty-deal-on-Capital-Hill/-284077883843873344.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T15:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T15:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;While reading an email, he felt the need to repeat the phrase a dozen times</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T15:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>9 companies with the best job perks</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-companies-with-the-best-job-perks/123252439763240720.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-companies-with-the-best-job-perks/123252439763240720.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T14:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T14:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can your job match any of these?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T14:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rescued girl gives awkward interview to GMA</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rescued-girl-gives-awkward-interview-to-GMA/788389446809848967.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rescued-girl-gives-awkward-interview-to-GMA/788389446809848967.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Inspired to venture out to explore after reading an American Girl book</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scott Sicko changes his mind about the NFL</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scott-Sicko-changes-his-mind-about-the-NFL/-499321658305132106.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scott-Sicko-changes-his-mind-about-the-NFL/-499321658305132106.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T13:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T13:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Signs with Cowboys after originally saying he would complete his degree</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T13:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sherri Shepherd thinks Dr. Phil doesn't know who Gaby Sidibe is</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sherri-Shepherd-thinks-Dr.-Phil-doesnt-know-who-Gaby-Sidibe-is/85924347534482269.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sherri-Shepherd-thinks-Dr.-Phil-doesnt-know-who-Gaby-Sidibe-is/85924347534482269.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T12:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T12:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Regardless, that's not even who he was talking about</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T12:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mugshot of the year?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mugshot-of-the-year/330496677004391129.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mugshot-of-the-year/330496677004391129.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-28T11:56:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-28T11:56:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;With that tattoo, I'd say so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-28T11:56:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Donald Trump's Bret Michaels update</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Donald-Trumps-Bret-Michaels-update/-600114540067790398.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Donald-Trumps-Bret-Michaels-update/-600114540067790398.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-27T12:37:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-27T12:37:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Notice how many times he plugs his stupid show.  Nice job, dick.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-27T12:37:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did Tito Ortiz beat up Jenna Jameson?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Tito-Ortiz-beat-up-Jenna-Jameson/574561103133049874.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Tito-Ortiz-beat-up-Jenna-Jameson/574561103133049874.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-27T12:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-27T12:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was arrested yesterday for felony domestic violence at her home</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-27T12:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Larry King's wife palms his saggy ass</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Larry-Kings-wife-palms-his-saggy-ass/-504259985000268910.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Larry-Kings-wife-palms-his-saggy-ass/-504259985000268910.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-27T12:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-27T12:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Maybe they're trying to mend things in their relationship?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-27T12:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 11 funniest unintentionally-sexual books of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-11-funniest-unintentionally-sexual-books-of-all-time/87769294188733458.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-11-funniest-unintentionally-sexual-books-of-all-time/87769294188733458.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-27T11:56:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-27T11:56:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Thank you, publishing companies, for being so unaware</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-27T11:56:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New Meadowlands stadium filled with view-obstructing beams</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-Meadowlands-stadium-filled-with-view-obstructing-beams/-295874690345251457.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-Meadowlands-stadium-filled-with-view-obstructing-beams/-295874690345251457.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-26T14:44:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-26T14:44:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Giants and Jets say that they do not plan to sell the seats</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-26T14:44:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Bret Michaels in critical condition</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bret-Michaels-in-critical-condition/389162382278454246.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bret-Michaels-in-critical-condition/389162382278454246.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-26T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-26T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Suffered "massive brain hemorrhage" following recent emergency appendectomy</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-26T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Stephen Hawking believes that aliens exist</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Hawking-believes-that-aliens-exist/364431494432216486.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Hawking-believes-that-aliens-exist/364431494432216486.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-26T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-26T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And his explanation sounds exactly like the plot to Independence Day</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-26T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Matt Millen in trouble for 'Polack' joke</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Matt-Millen-in-trouble-for-Polack-joke/-277348487633182934.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Matt-Millen-in-trouble-for-Polack-joke/-277348487633182934.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-26T14:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-26T14:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;More importantly, why was Matt Millen commenting on the NFL draft?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-26T14:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Joe Biden looking crazy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Joe-Biden-looking-crazy/614353191195312050.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Joe-Biden-looking-crazy/614353191195312050.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-23T15:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-23T15:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A photographic tribute</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-23T15:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 unintentionally perverted toys for children</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-for-children/294833060999180873.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-for-children/294833060999180873.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-23T14:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-23T14:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How the hell did anyone consider these to be acceptable?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-23T14:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Ruins of Detroit</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Ruins-of-Detroit/-476583637721013328.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Ruins-of-Detroit/-476583637721013328.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-23T13:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-23T13:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A slideshow to show what a dump that place is now</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-23T13:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The world's most expensive stuff for 2010</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-most-expensive-stuff-for-2010/-375310135052010670.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-most-expensive-stuff-for-2010/-375310135052010670.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-22T13:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-22T13:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For the world's wealthiest, money is no object</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-22T13:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Will Matt and Trey be killed for showing Muhammad?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Will-Matt-and-Trey-be-killed-for-showing-Muhammad/-36418982467504357.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Will-Matt-and-Trey-be-killed-for-showing-Muhammad/-36418982467504357.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-22T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-22T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Radical Islamic website warned them they could face violent retribution</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-22T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Government goes high-tech to redesign $100 bills</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Government-goes-high-tech-to-redesign-$100-bills/-507931258857059683.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Government-goes-high-tech-to-redesign-$100-bills/-507931258857059683.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-22T13:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-22T13:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;An effort to stay ahead of counterfeiters as copying becomes more sophisticated</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-22T13:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is 'Unschooling' the next big craze?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-Unschooling-the-next-big-craze/-562885006010904169.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-Unschooling-the-next-big-craze/-562885006010904169.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T15:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T15:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hands-off approach to education allows kids to make their own decisions</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T15:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Roethlisberger inquiry a bit bumpy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Roethlisberger-inquiry-a-bit-bumpy/728763022901586781.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Roethlisberger-inquiry-a-bit-bumpy/728763022901586781.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T14:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T14:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Documents reveal questionable decisions, missteps, contradictions</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T14:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>9 dudes that would never get laid if they weren't famous</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-dudes-that-would-never-get-laid-if-they-werent-famous/468773887341757254.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-dudes-that-would-never-get-laid-if-they-werent-famous/468773887341757254.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What a bunch of mutants</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Plastic, pants found in dead whale</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plastic,-pants-found-in-dead-whale/-436273052207017789.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Plastic,-pants-found-in-dead-whale/-436273052207017789.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T13:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T13:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stomach contents reveal dangers of 'industrial' dining</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T13:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>DontEvenReply.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/DontEvenReply.com/-51527485445908529.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/DontEvenReply.com/-51527485445908529.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T12:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T12:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Emails from an A-hole</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T12:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The next generation flying car?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-next-generation-flying-car/450323732743758954.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-next-generation-flying-car/450323732743758954.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-21T12:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-21T12:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Transformer TX, a flying Humvee-like prototype, could be airborne by 2015</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-21T12:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Soccer kiss called 'gay' by ESPN editor</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Soccer-kiss-called-gay-by-ESPN-editor/-10812766439835071.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Soccer-kiss-called-gay-by-ESPN-editor/-10812766439835071.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-20T15:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-20T15:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Um, yeah?  It is two men kissing after all...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-20T15:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this Apple's next iPhone?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-Apples-next-iPhone/219369772024088537.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-Apples-next-iPhone/219369772024088537.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-20T13:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-20T13:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gizmodo paid 10 grand for this thing!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-20T13:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>13 year old kid to climb Everest</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/13-year-old-kid-to-climb-Everest/231551937878658952.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/13-year-old-kid-to-climb-Everest/231551937878658952.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-20T12:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-20T12:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Would you allow your child to do this?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-20T12:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This father wanted to know why his son was banned from XBox Live</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-father-wanted-to-know-why-his-son-was-banned-from-XBox-Live/-285291128400346906.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-father-wanted-to-know-why-his-son-was-banned-from-XBox-Live/-285291128400346906.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-19T14:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-19T14:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The response seems pretty simple</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-19T14:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Brian Davis calls 2 stroke penalty on himself</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Brian-Davis-calls-2-stroke-penalty-on-himself/-184725322442365188.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Brian-Davis-calls-2-stroke-penalty-on-himself/-184725322442365188.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-19T14:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-19T14:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gives Jim Furyk the victory at the Verizon Heritage</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-19T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man accused of vomiting on girl at game</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-accused-of-vomiting-on-girl-at-game/-580604246475326214.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-accused-of-vomiting-on-girl-at-game/-580604246475326214.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-19T13:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-19T13:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-19T13:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Georgia man arrested twice in one day on drug charges</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Georgia-man-arrested-twice-in-one-day-on-drug-charges/-37130523044504517.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Georgia-man-arrested-twice-in-one-day-on-drug-charges/-37130523044504517.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-19T13:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-19T13:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arrested for marijuana possession at noon, and again at 6:30</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-19T13:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Roethlisberger documents</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Roethlisberger-documents/-841290293373368252.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Roethlisberger-documents/-841290293373368252.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-16T13:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-16T13:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"His penis was already out of his pants."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-16T13:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wounded Warrior Project 5K Fund Raising Event</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wounded-Warrior-Project-5K-Fund-Raising-Event/-758358490380183254.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wounded-Warrior-Project-5K-Fund-Raising-Event/-758358490380183254.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-15T16:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-15T16:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Help support service men and women who were severely injured while serving overseas</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-15T16:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>12 of the manliest world records</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-of-the-manliest-world-records/-92404046820824419.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-of-the-manliest-world-records/-92404046820824419.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-15T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-15T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How manly are YOU?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-15T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Amazing pro gamer plays video games with just his lips and chin</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Amazing-pro-gamer-plays-video-games-with-just-his-lips-and-chin/659325391897037357.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Amazing-pro-gamer-plays-video-games-with-just-his-lips-and-chin/659325391897037357.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-15T13:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-15T13:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He has been paralyzed from the neck down since birth</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-15T13:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Truck hangs over the edge of a bridge</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Truck-hangs-over-the-edge-of-a-bridge/685897203424226214.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Truck-hangs-over-the-edge-of-a-bridge/685897203424226214.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-15T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-15T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Be happy you weren't riding in this thing!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-15T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Stephen Colbert grills Wikileaks founder over helicopter video</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Colbert-grills-Wikileaks-founder-over-helicopter-video/-400086251466851216.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stephen-Colbert-grills-Wikileaks-founder-over-helicopter-video/-400086251466851216.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-15T12:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-15T12:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Many wondered how he would handle this interview...he was very serious</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-15T12:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Steven Seagal allegedly kept sex slaves?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Steven-Seagal-allegedly-kept-sex-slaves/493526364950838104.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Steven-Seagal-allegedly-kept-sex-slaves/493526364950838104.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-14T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-14T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Accused of hiring women to serve his strange, violent sexual desires</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-14T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Airline passenger wakes up in airplane hangar</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Airline-passenger-wakes-up-in-airplane-hangar/-104109288510672143.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Airline-passenger-wakes-up-in-airplane-hangar/-104109288510672143.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-14T15:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-14T15:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Fell asleep during a flight and flight crew mistakenly left him on the plane</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-14T15:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Slurring Jerry Jones badmouths Bill Parcels and Tim Tebow</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Slurring-Jerry-Jones-badmouths-Bill-Parcels-and-Tim-Tebow/278125877030562978.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Slurring-Jerry-Jones-badmouths-Bill-Parcels-and-Tim-Tebow/278125877030562978.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-14T15:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-14T15:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is why you try to control yourself when you're drunk in public</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-14T15:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nerd chick makes gum wrapper prom dress</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nerd-chick-makes-gum-wrapper-prom-dress/869323846899458713.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nerd-chick-makes-gum-wrapper-prom-dress/869323846899458713.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-14T13:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-14T13:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She also made her geek boyfriend a matching vest.  Awesome.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-14T13:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man flies above NC in balloon chair</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-flies-above-NC-in-balloon-chair/-339500554315688202.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-flies-above-NC-in-balloon-chair/-339500554315688202.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-14T12:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-14T12:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He traveled 50 miles across the state attached to 40 balloons</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-14T12:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The strangest reason for a team to party</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-strangest-reason-for-a-team-to-party/22978984328961719.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-strangest-reason-for-a-team-to-party/22978984328961719.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-13T16:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-13T16:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Panthers finish last in the division...and throw a party?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-13T16:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Family sends 7 year old adopted child back to Russia alone</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Family-sends-7-year-old-adopted-child-back-to-Russia-alone/-692580561380282438.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Family-sends-7-year-old-adopted-child-back-to-Russia-alone/-692580561380282438.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-13T13:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-13T13:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Family said he showed violent and psychotic behavior</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-13T13:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Unexploded IED removed from soldier's head</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Unexploded-IED-removed-from-soldiers-head/948711292622262229.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Unexploded-IED-removed-from-soldiers-head/948711292622262229.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-13T12:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-13T12:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Doctors removed it after it became lodged in his head during an attack</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-13T12:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The world's 18 strangest amusement park rides</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-18-strangest-amusement-park-rides/199375300586981610.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-18-strangest-amusement-park-rides/199375300586981610.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-13T12:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-13T12:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For all of you adrenaline junkies out there...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-13T12:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The ultimate Star Wars nerd quiz</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ultimate-Star-Wars-nerd-quiz/-271797944098767733.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ultimate-Star-Wars-nerd-quiz/-271797944098767733.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-12T16:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-12T16:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can you identify all of these sound clips from Star Wars?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-12T16:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A cure for melanoma?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-cure-for-melanoma/-664740241953594601.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-cure-for-melanoma/-664740241953594601.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-12T13:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-12T13:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Then why is it going to take five years to be approved?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-12T13:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ordinary t-shirts could become body armor</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ordinary-t-shirts-could-become-body-armor/594947212947250720.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ordinary-t-shirts-could-become-body-armor/594947212947250720.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-12T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-12T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Researchers added boron,the third hardest material on earth, to fabric</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-12T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Student asked to leave the prom because her dress was too revealing</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-asked-to-leave-the-prom-because-her-dress-was-too-revealing/-556839762186993707.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-asked-to-leave-the-prom-because-her-dress-was-too-revealing/-556839762186993707.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-09T12:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-09T12:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Her punishment?  A choice between suspension or a PADDLING!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-09T12:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Six hockey players beat up their coach after winning championship</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Six-hockey-players-beat-up-their-coach-after-winning-championship/-954499861901974903.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Six-hockey-players-beat-up-their-coach-after-winning-championship/-954499861901974903.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-09T12:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-09T12:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Players were pissed because the coach told someone to drive while drunk</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-09T12:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst tattoos in the NBA</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-tattoos-in-the-NBA/59611368722619875.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-tattoos-in-the-NBA/59611368722619875.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-08T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-08T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the NBA, a bad game is temporary. But a bad tattoo? That lives on forever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-08T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ouch.  Hail hurts.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ouch.--Hail-hurts./864008939647622069.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ouch.--Hail-hurts./864008939647622069.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-08T12:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-08T12:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Runners caught outside as hail storm hits</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-08T12:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>$100,000 left stashed inside Salvation Army store suitcase</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$100,000-left-stashed-inside-Salvation-Army-store-suitcase/318148320011575042.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$100,000-left-stashed-inside-Salvation-Army-store-suitcase/318148320011575042.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-07T16:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-07T16:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A couple bought the suitcase and was charged with 'theft by finding'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-07T16:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Extreme Makeover Home Edition is scaling back</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Extreme-Makeover-Home-Edition-is-scaling-back/-616084911302906492.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Extreme-Makeover-Home-Edition-is-scaling-back/-616084911302906492.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-07T13:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-07T13:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Families are having trouble keeping up with the payments.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-07T13:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Two women push deceased relative through airport in wheelchair</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-women-push-deceased-relative-through-airport-in-wheelchair/-351102552517417423.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-women-push-deceased-relative-through-airport-in-wheelchair/-351102552517417423.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-07T13:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-07T13:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-07T13:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NY state worker gets paid $2,200 for 5 minutes of work</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NY-state-worker-gets-paid-$2,200-for-5-minutes-of-work/-193162259982101731.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NY-state-worker-gets-paid-$2,200-for-5-minutes-of-work/-193162259982101731.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-07T12:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-07T12:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'I have no work,' says state executive, who sits at home and reports in by phone</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-07T12:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Vanderbilt's Corey Williams is much tougher than you are</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vanderbilts-Corey-Williams-is-much-tougher-than-you-are/963285888325143426.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Free Beer and Hot Wings</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vanderbilts-Corey-Williams-is-much-tougher-than-you-are/963285888325143426.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-06T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-06T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Free Beer and Hot Wings&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;His knee was shattered by a line drive, but he still managed to make the play</summary>
    <dc:creator>Free Beer and Hot Wings</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-06T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What we know about North Korea and Kim Jong Il from his defected staff</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-we-know-about-North-Korea-and-Kim-Jong-Il-from-his-defected-staff/-310814234757307967.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Free Beer and Hot Wings</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-we-know-about-North-Korea-and-Kim-Jong-Il-from-his-defected-staff/-310814234757307967.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-06T14:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-06T14:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Free Beer and Hot Wings&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A former employee of the secretive dictatorship has escaped to tell his story</summary>
    <dc:creator>Free Beer and Hot Wings</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-06T14:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The guy who married a video game character</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-guy-who-married-a-video-game-character/806617560553254884.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Free Beer and Hot Wings</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-guy-who-married-a-video-game-character/806617560553254884.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-05T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-05T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Free Beer and Hot Wings&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A gamer so loved his video game that he married a character in the game</summary>
    <dc:creator>Free Beer and Hot Wings</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-05T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Topless women walk through Portland</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Topless-women-walk-through-Portland/-554662602880711999.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Free Beer and Hot Wings</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Topless-women-walk-through-Portland/-554662602880711999.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-05T12:57:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-05T12:57:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Free Beer and Hot Wings&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dozens of woman walked through downtown Portland without their tops on Saturday</summary>
    <dc:creator>Free Beer and Hot Wings</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-05T12:57:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Video shows student being shocked</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Video-shows-student-being-shocked/528525350526285555.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Video-shows-student-being-shocked/528525350526285555.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-02T11:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-02T11:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Joe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Police released video High School student getting seriously shocked earlier this month.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-02T11:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>J-Lo tries to sing Barbra Streisand song and fails miserably</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/J-Lo-tries-to-sing-Barbra-Streisand-song-and-fails-miserably/-377733765653138025.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/J-Lo-tries-to-sing-Barbra-Streisand-song-and-fails-miserably/-377733765653138025.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-01T16:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-01T16:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She then laughs at how awful she is</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-01T16:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The most ridiculous lawsuits of 2009</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-ridiculous-lawsuits-of-2009/327309541780821602.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-ridiculous-lawsuits-of-2009/327309541780821602.html</id>
    <modified>2010-04-01T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-04-01T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;From a swimming pool pregnancy to a double-murderer's truck claim</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-04-01T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>7 annoying photograph poses that prove you're a douchebag</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-annoying-photograph-poses-that-prove-youre-a-douchebag/-884684043223824052.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-annoying-photograph-poses-that-prove-youre-a-douchebag/-884684043223824052.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-31T19:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-31T19:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Flexing, the shirt grab, the middle finger...they're all on there</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-31T19:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Click here to support Al Snyder in his civil suit</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-here-to-support-Al-Snyder-in-his-civil-suit/331148113589233644.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-here-to-support-Al-Snyder-in-his-civil-suit/331148113589233644.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-31T16:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-31T16:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Every little bit helps</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-31T16:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>7 awesome ways to quit your job</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-awesome-ways-to-quit-your-job/326603155774499969.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-awesome-ways-to-quit-your-job/326603155774499969.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-31T13:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-31T13:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When it comes to quitting, these guys don't screw around</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-31T13:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 25 funniest people working in Hollywood right now</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-25-funniest-people-working-in-Hollywood-right-now/870418742398826085.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-25-funniest-people-working-in-Hollywood-right-now/870418742398826085.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Did your favorite actor or comedian make the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This skydive went wrong...very wrong</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-skydive-went-wrong...very-wrong/828985654601292573.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-skydive-went-wrong...very-wrong/828985654601292573.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T14:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T14:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Plane crashes just moments after skydivers jump</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T14:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mindy McCready sex tape to be released</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mindy-McCready-sex-tape-to-be-released/150767023056727006.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mindy-McCready-sex-tape-to-be-released/150767023056727006.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T14:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T14:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress,' to be released April 19th</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T14:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Indiana threatened by giant poop bubbles</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Indiana-threatened-by-giant-poop-bubbles/992044485384294752.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Indiana-threatened-by-giant-poop-bubbles/992044485384294752.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T13:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T13:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The bubbles are big enough to be seen in satellite photos</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T13:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Drunk PA man tries to revive dead possum</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Drunk-PA-man-tries-to-revive-dead-possum/110226573241279059.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Drunk-PA-man-tries-to-revive-dead-possum/110226573241279059.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T13:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T13:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Man charged with public drunkenness</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T13:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Five unbreakable sports records you've probably never heard of</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Five-unbreakable-sports-records-youve-probably-never-heard-of/-40963855993423198.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Five-unbreakable-sports-records-youve-probably-never-heard-of/-40963855993423198.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T12:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T12:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These just don't have the pizzas as the important records</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T12:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gaming vest makes virtual fights real and painful</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gaming-vest-makes-virtual-fights-real-and-painful/781252945002894842.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gaming-vest-makes-virtual-fights-real-and-painful/781252945002894842.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-30T12:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-30T12:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Next time your character gets shot, it could hurt for real.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-30T12:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>White powder puffs from Lindsay Lohan's shoes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/White-powder-puffs-from-Lindsay-Lohans-shoes/775477357900495781.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/White-powder-puffs-from-Lindsay-Lohans-shoes/775477357900495781.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T16:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T16:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Coke?  Or a cure for a funky foot fungus?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T16:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Victoria Jackson is too crazy even for Fox News</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Victoria-Jackson-is-too-crazy-even-for-Fox-News/657042822633779392.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Victoria-Jackson-is-too-crazy-even-for-Fox-News/657042822633779392.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T16:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T16:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You know you're talking crazy when Fox News defends Barack Obama.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T16:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>America's first legal male prostitute quits job</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Americas-first-legal-male-prostitute-quits-job/284151270129173076.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Americas-first-legal-male-prostitute-quits-job/284151270129173076.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T15:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T15:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Quit because no one was hiring him</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T15:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Uma Thurman's new movie came out this weekend...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Uma-Thurmans-new-movie-came-out-this-weekend.../-133157513541095685.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Uma-Thurmans-new-movie-came-out-this-weekend.../-133157513541095685.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T15:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T15:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It sold 12 tickets.  Yes, 12.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T15:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Car drives in to pond because of remote start</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Car-drives-in-to-pond-because-of-remote-start/-959022375900125074.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Car-drives-in-to-pond-because-of-remote-start/-959022375900125074.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T13:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T13:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Who's fault is this?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T13:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>22 most unusual Google Earth photos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/22-most-unusual-Google-Earth-photos/292950333363697722.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/22-most-unusual-Google-Earth-photos/292950333363697722.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T13:22:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T13:22:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;KFC logo, Firefox logo, Where's Waldo, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T13:22:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Snoop Dog and Larry King rollin' on dubs</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Snoop-Dog-and-Larry-King-rollin-on-dubs/226974871163595854.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Snoop-Dog-and-Larry-King-rollin-on-dubs/226974871163595854.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-29T11:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-29T11:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The two took to the road in Snoop's yellow 1967 Pontiac Parisienne</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-29T11:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top ten things men regret from AskMen.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-ten-things-men-regret-from-AskMen.com/-402900557462298062.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-ten-things-men-regret-from-AskMen.com/-402900557462298062.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-26T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-26T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What are your biggest regrets?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-26T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The woman can only have sex outdoors</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-woman-can-only-have-sex-outdoors/765677163568255157.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-woman-can-only-have-sex-outdoors/765677163568255157.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-26T14:54:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-26T14:54:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This seems like it would be very inconvenient</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-26T14:54:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 20 worst tramp stamps of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-worst-tramp-stamps-of-all-time/916249599675845747.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-worst-tramp-stamps-of-all-time/916249599675845747.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-26T13:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-26T13:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click here if you're looking for ideas for new artwork!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-26T13:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Teen stabbed in the head by 10 inch knife</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teen-stabbed-in-the-head-by-10-inch-knife/-282569452573097809.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teen-stabbed-in-the-head-by-10-inch-knife/-282569452573097809.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-26T13:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-26T13:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Somehow, the knife missed his brain and he survived!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-26T13:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Humans could regenerate tissues like newts</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Humans-could-regenerate-tissues-like-newts/-415686236682679892.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Humans-could-regenerate-tissues-like-newts/-415686236682679892.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-26T13:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-26T13:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is accomplished by switching off a single gene...whatever that means</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-26T13:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Casting call made for reality series about Craigslist hook-ups</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Casting-call-made-for-reality-series-about-Craigslist-hook-ups/-804684559393772590.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Casting-call-made-for-reality-series-about-Craigslist-hook-ups/-804684559393772590.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-25T14:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-25T14:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Apparently it's more common than you'd think!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-25T14:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>More Jesse James whores coming forward</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-Jesse-James-whores-coming-forward/557269566870914566.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-Jesse-James-whores-coming-forward/557269566870914566.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-25T14:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-25T14:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He supposedly hooked up with another porn star</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-25T14:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 13 worst songs by professional athletes</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-13-worst-songs-by-professional-athletes/-146039427304359288.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-13-worst-songs-by-professional-athletes/-146039427304359288.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-24T13:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-24T13:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Please, just stick to what you're good at</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-24T13:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 13 most annoying ad characters of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-13-most-annoying-ad-characters-of-all-time/545711565555119818.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-13-most-annoying-ad-characters-of-all-time/545711565555119818.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-23T16:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-23T16:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Taco Bell Chihuahua, Chester Cheetah, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-23T16:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst jobs in science</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-jobs-in-science/-665327484098814433.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-jobs-in-science/-665327484098814433.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-23T15:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-23T15:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Haven't you always wanted to be an armpit detective?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-23T15:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nerdy kung fu guy kicks ass with household products</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nerdy-kung-fu-guy-kicks-ass-with-household-products/-237063743913928007.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nerdy-kung-fu-guy-kicks-ass-with-household-products/-237063743913928007.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-23T15:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-23T15:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A book, a newspaper, a briefcase, and a plastic bracelet.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-23T15:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst fake tan pictures on the web</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-fake-tan-pictures-on-the-web/-456737320151195383.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-fake-tan-pictures-on-the-web/-456737320151195383.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-23T13:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-23T13:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;No really...it looks great!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-23T13:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Arrest made in Wal Mart 'racial' announcement</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arrest-made-in-Wal-Mart-racial-announcement/690611925407223055.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arrest-made-in-Wal-Mart-racial-announcement/690611925407223055.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-22T13:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-22T13:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Teen arrested on bias intimidation and harassment charges</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-22T13:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A different kind of NCAA bracket...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-different-kind-of-NCAA-bracket.../-610425099755944074.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-different-kind-of-NCAA-bracket.../-610425099755944074.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-19T13:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-19T13:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;2010 Men's College Basketball predictions by salary</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-19T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>More steamy Tiger Woods texts released</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-steamy-Tiger-Woods-texts-released/831106850319653701.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/More-steamy-Tiger-Woods-texts-released/831106850319653701.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-19T12:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-19T12:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Joslyn James posted more than 100 text messages on her new website</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-19T12:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Texas Rangers manager apologizes for using cocaine</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Texas-Rangers-manager-apologizes-for-using-cocaine/-265377288743252634.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Texas-Rangers-manager-apologizes-for-using-cocaine/-265377288743252634.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-18T15:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-18T15:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'I made a grave mistake,' said Washington, who offered his resignation last July.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-18T15:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Bottled ghosts' sold in New Zealand auction</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bottled-ghosts-sold-in-New-Zealand-auction/-496284950778441080.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Bottled-ghosts-sold-in-New-Zealand-auction/-496284950778441080.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-18T12:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-18T12:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The ghosts were captured by an exorcist and stored in holy water</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-18T12:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Teacher suspended for writing 'loser' on girl's papers</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teacher-suspended-for-writing-loser-on-girls-papers/856388120506455670.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teacher-suspended-for-writing-loser-on-girls-papers/856388120506455670.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-18T12:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-18T12:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'He thought it was funny, the kids thought it was funny'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-18T12:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man planning record-breaking skydive</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-planning-record-breaking-skydive/-881199200637599274.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-planning-record-breaking-skydive/-881199200637599274.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-18T12:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-18T12:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Plans to jump from a helium balloon in the stratosphere 23 miles above Earth.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-18T12:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Have you ever lost your child?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Have-you-ever-lost-your-child/487282251546268091.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Have-you-ever-lost-your-child/487282251546268091.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-17T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-17T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Kid with police for 2 days after being forgotten at birthday party.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-17T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The most ridiculous college courses ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-ridiculous-college-courses-ever/845208787164627463.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-ridiculous-college-courses-ever/845208787164627463.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-17T12:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-17T12:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Joy of Garbage, Underwater Basket Weaving, Tree Climbing, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-17T12:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The eight greatest NCAA buzzer beaters of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-eight-greatest-NCAA-buzzer-beaters-of-all-time/-450307667507319766.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-eight-greatest-NCAA-buzzer-beaters-of-all-time/-450307667507319766.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-17T12:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-17T12:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There's nothing better than one season coming down to one last shot.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-17T12:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman in NJ weighs 600 lbs...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-in-NJ-weighs-600-lbs.../-655285016351477709.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-in-NJ-weighs-600-lbs.../-655285016351477709.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-16T15:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-16T15:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But has a GOAL of weighing 1000 lbs!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-16T15:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Was the runaway Prius a hoax?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-the-runaway-Prius-a-hoax/-280166131475660993.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Was-the-runaway-Prius-a-hoax/-280166131475660993.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-16T14:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-16T14:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Toyota seems to think so</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-16T14:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dog eats $20,000 diamond</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dog-eats-$20,000-diamond/-385803465330911528.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dog-eats-$20,000-diamond/-385803465330911528.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-16T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-16T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Guess how they had to retrieve it...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-16T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Janitor faces charges after stealing World Series ring</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Janitor-faces-charges-after-stealing-World-Series-ring/570405578899119268.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Janitor-faces-charges-after-stealing-World-Series-ring/570405578899119268.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-10T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-10T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He found the ring in a bathroom, and hit it...in a bathroom</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-10T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lindsay Lohan just keeps getting crazier</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lindsay-Lohan-just-keeps-getting-crazier/-671388838140502566.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lindsay-Lohan-just-keeps-getting-crazier/-671388838140502566.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-09T19:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-09T19:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now suing E-Trade for $100M for using her "name and characterization"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-09T19:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 7 most horrifying things found in the homes of 'Hoarders'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-7-most-horrifying-things-found-in-the-homes-of-Hoarders/220515042063701157.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-7-most-horrifying-things-found-in-the-homes-of-Hoarders/220515042063701157.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-09T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-09T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of these are really disturbing.  Hoarders are broken.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-09T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman waits in line for 43 hours to buy ice cream for grandson</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-waits-in-line-for-43-hours-to-buy-ice-cream-for-grandson/358559651176770981.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-waits-in-line-for-43-hours-to-buy-ice-cream-for-grandson/358559651176770981.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-09T14:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-09T14:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's the dumbest thing you've waited in line for?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-09T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Black market cosmetic surgeries in NJ</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Black-market-cosmetic-surgeries-in-NJ/740452255861405066.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Black-market-cosmetic-surgeries-in-NJ/740452255861405066.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-09T13:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-09T13:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Six women hospitalized after receiving buttocks enhancements</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-09T13:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What constitutes having sex?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-constitutes-having-sex/-766772681759587303.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-constitutes-having-sex/-766772681759587303.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-09T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-09T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Many people not in agreement about the definition</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-09T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ben Roethlisberger accused of sexual assault...again.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ben-Roethlisberger-accused-of-sexual-assault...again./-549668542386733185.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ben-Roethlisberger-accused-of-sexual-assault...again./-549668542386733185.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-08T15:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-08T15:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Alleged incident occurred at a club in Milledgeville, Georgia.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-08T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>WI woman feeds black bear at the zoo</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/WI-woman-feeds-black-bear-at-the-zoo/-778361571554167883.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/WI-woman-feeds-black-bear-at-the-zoo/-778361571554167883.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-08T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-08T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The bear eats her fingers.  Shocker.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-08T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lady Kanye interrupts Director's Oscar speech</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lady-Kanye-interrupts-Directors-Oscar-speech/144268661387673076.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lady-Kanye-interrupts-Directors-Oscar-speech/144268661387673076.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-08T14:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-08T14:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All is forgiven, though, because she's really attractive</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-08T14:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman crashes car while shaving vag</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-vag/-534303526554120294.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-vag/-534303526554120294.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-08T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-08T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Was also convicted of a second DUI the day before</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-08T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sports banners that just shouldn't be displayed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sports-banners-that-just-shouldnt-be-displayed/-263355897164508047.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sports-banners-that-just-shouldnt-be-displayed/-263355897164508047.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-05T14:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-05T14:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Seriously...no one cares that you set an attendance record.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-05T14:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rogue wave hits a cruise ship</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rogue-wave-hits-a-cruise-ship/203509513860691152.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rogue-wave-hits-a-cruise-ship/203509513860691152.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-05T14:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-05T14:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Freak waves flooded cabins, broke windows and terrified many travelers</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-05T14:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ken Jeong showed us some love on his Twitter!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ken-Jeong-showed-us-some-love-on-his-Twitter!/-147031453817395049.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ken-Jeong-showed-us-some-love-on-his-Twitter!/-147031453817395049.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T20:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T20:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Be sure to listen to Lurch's Intern-view if you haven't heard it yet!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T20:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kid directs air traffic at NY's JFK airport</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kid-directs-air-traffic-at-NYs-JFK-airport/435258733653857381.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kid-directs-air-traffic-at-NYs-JFK-airport/435258733653857381.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T15:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T15:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The FAA is investigating how this was allowed to happen</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T15:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mark McGwire Highway may be renamed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mark-McGwire-Highway-may-be-renamed/-44638869860153865.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mark-McGwire-Highway-may-be-renamed/-44638869860153865.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T15:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T15:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Missouri Senate voted to rename it after Mark Twain</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T15:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nets owner not worried about possibly losing his $53M deposit</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nets-owner-not-worried-about-possibly-losing-his-$53M-deposit/278663931958161387.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nets-owner-not-worried-about-possibly-losing-his-$53M-deposit/278663931958161387.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T14:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T14:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Might lose his deposit on a $483M home in the French Riviera</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T14:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman who had threesome with Charlie Sheen and wife telling all</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-who-had-threesome-with-Charlie-Sheen-and-wife-telling-all/-471905731843640156.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-who-had-threesome-with-Charlie-Sheen-and-wife-telling-all/-471905731843640156.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T14:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T14:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is a threesome really that big of a deal?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T14:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pickup artist tries to teach women to pick up men</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pickup-artist-tries-to-teach-women-to-pick-up-men/644403929482227163.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pickup-artist-tries-to-teach-women-to-pick-up-men/644403929482227163.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-04T14:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-04T14:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do women really need help picking up a guy?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-04T14:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>South Korea developing super booze!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/South-Korea-developing-super-booze!/-571926368694251565.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/South-Korea-developing-super-booze!/-571926368694251565.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-03T17:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-03T17:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sober up 20-30 minutes faster with less of a hangover!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-03T17:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The world's largest amateur rocket</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-largest-amateur-rocket/10141900070706191.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worlds-largest-amateur-rocket/10141900070706191.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-03T15:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-03T15:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sits over 9 meters high, with plans for an even bigger one!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-03T15:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Fish rain from the sky in Australia</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fish-rain-from-the-sky-in-Australia/-104519905029078634.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Fish-rain-from-the-sky-in-Australia/-104519905029078634.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-03T14:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-03T14:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What the hell?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-03T14:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did Jermaine Jackson's son shoot Michael's son with a stun gun?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Jermaine-Jacksons-son-shoot-Michaels-son-with-a-stun-gun/-445923950316183157.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Jermaine-Jacksons-son-shoot-Michaels-son-with-a-stun-gun/-445923950316183157.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-03T14:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-03T14:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;DCFS to conduct a two-day investigation in to the matter</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-03T14:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 most addictive sounds in the world</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-addictive-sounds-in-the-world/386225752019242761.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-addictive-sounds-in-the-world/386225752019242761.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-02T16:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-02T16:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You may be surprised at some of them...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-02T16:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A global warming suicide pact??</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-global-warming-suicide-pact/-447047147318476885.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-global-warming-suicide-pact/-447047147318476885.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-02T16:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-02T16:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Baby survives, nut-job parents kill themselves</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-02T16:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New cast of Dancing With the Stars announced</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-cast-of-Dancing-With-the-Stars-announced/363033362257171722.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-cast-of-Dancing-With-the-Stars-announced/363033362257171722.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-02T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-02T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pamela Anderson, Kate Gosselin, Buzz Aldrin???</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-02T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>8 things your cell phone will replace</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/8-things-your-cell-phone-will-replace/-972250934116791304.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/8-things-your-cell-phone-will-replace/-972250934116791304.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-02T14:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-02T14:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;GPS, alarm clock, remote control, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-02T14:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Don't pee on the power lines!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dont-pee-on-the-power-lines!/-456595796848271362.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dont-pee-on-the-power-lines!/-456595796848271362.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-02T13:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-02T13:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The results could be fatal</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-02T13:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man eats winning lottery ticket</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-eats-winning-lottery-ticket/-173770041020379121.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-eats-winning-lottery-ticket/-173770041020379121.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T14:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T14:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wanted his winnings immediately, airline didn't have cash on hand</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T14:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kevin Smith too fat to fly?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kevin-Smith-too-fat-to-fly/998782909427871947.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kevin-Smith-too-fat-to-fly/998782909427871947.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T14:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T14:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Airline requires that travelers must fit safely and comfortably in one seat.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T14:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>ATF seizes toy guns</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/ATF-seizes-toy-guns/351168083475210138.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/ATF-seizes-toy-guns/351168083475210138.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Say that they could be turned in to machine guns with minimal effort.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Carly Simon gives a 'You're So Vain' clue</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Carly-Simon-gives-a-Youre-So-Vain-clue/493619025322239743.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Carly-Simon-gives-a-Youre-So-Vain-clue/493619025322239743.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The name 'David' is whispered backwards in her new track.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NFL might change overtime rules</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NFL-might-change-overtime-rules/200818411476995100.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NFL-might-change-overtime-rules/200818411476995100.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T14:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T14:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Both teams would get the ball at least once unless the first scores a TD.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T14:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is Avatar the devil's work?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-Avatar-the-devils-work/-633809806251733286.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-Avatar-the-devils-work/-633809806251733286.html</id>
    <modified>2010-03-01T13:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-03-01T13:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This church seems to think so!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-03-01T13:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>PETA's Tiger Woods billboard idea</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/PETAs-Tiger-Woods-billboard-idea/-935106680412953131.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/PETAs-Tiger-Woods-billboard-idea/-935106680412953131.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-26T16:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-26T16:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Too much sex can be a bad thing...for little tigers too...'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-26T16:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did this ever happen at your pep rally?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-this-ever-happen-at-your-pep-rally/-18662620367868214.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-this-ever-happen-at-your-pep-rally/-18662620367868214.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-26T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-26T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Teachers suspended for lap dance at a pep rally</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-26T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>iTunes sells 10 billionth song</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/iTunes-sells-10-billionth-song/163071412811523224.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/iTunes-sells-10-billionth-song/163071412811523224.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-26T14:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-26T14:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Guess Things Happen That Way' by Johnny Cash was the downloaded song</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-26T14:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dutch bobsledders quit Olympics</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dutch-bobsledders-quit-Olympics/-701820870434893820.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dutch-bobsledders-quit-Olympics/-701820870434893820.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-26T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-26T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Numerous crashes and fear forced them to quit</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-26T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wanna know how to live to 100?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-know-how-to-live-to-100/-848959851132765635.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wanna-know-how-to-live-to-100/-848959851132765635.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-26T13:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-26T13:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here are few tips to get you on your way</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-26T13:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Killer Whale at Sea World KILLS trainer</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Killer-Whale-at-Sea-World-KILLS-trainer/-284209599343812322.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Killer-Whale-at-Sea-World-KILLS-trainer/-284209599343812322.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-25T19:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-25T19:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well, it is a KILLER whale...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-25T19:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Stupid ways to accessorize your car</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stupid-ways-to-accessorize-your-car/847967294083500763.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Stupid-ways-to-accessorize-your-car/847967294083500763.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-25T16:54:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-25T16:54:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Truck nuts, flames, bullet holes, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-25T16:54:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Travis Barker has a run-in with the paparazzi</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Travis-Barker-has-a-run-in-with-the-paparazzi/-200752842741465589.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Travis-Barker-has-a-run-in-with-the-paparazzi/-200752842741465589.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-24T16:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-24T16:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out the fight and listen to the 911 audio!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-24T16:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Another hot Hannah Storm picture</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Another-hot-Hannah-Storm-picture/789241736356521641.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Another-hot-Hannah-Storm-picture/789241736356521641.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-24T16:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-24T16:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Zane demanded that this be posted</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-24T16:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>ESPN suspends Tony Kornheiser over Hannah Storm comments</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/ESPN-suspends-Tony-Kornheiser-over-Hannah-Storm-comments/413091978702169036.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/ESPN-suspends-Tony-Kornheiser-over-Hannah-Storm-comments/413091978702169036.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-24T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-24T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She was wearing "a horrifying, horrifying outfit" and a "very, very tight shirt."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-24T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A mascot-caused, hot dog-related injury</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-mascot-caused,-hot-dog-related-injury/552360952013143763.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-mascot-caused,-hot-dog-related-injury/552360952013143763.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-24T13:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-24T13:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Kansas man sues Royals over Sluggerrr's hot-dog toss</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-24T13:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The top 10 most dangerous foods</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-most-dangerous-foods/-845085865091618178.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-top-10-most-dangerous-foods/-845085865091618178.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-24T13:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-24T13:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of them may surprise you!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-24T13:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'O Canada' inspires Curling team</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/O-Canada-inspires-Curling-team/-80516606867527762.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/O-Canada-inspires-Curling-team/-80516606867527762.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-23T15:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-23T15:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The fans inspired the team to a come-from-behind victory</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-23T15:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Just how stoned was Bruce Willis on GMA?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Just-how-stoned-was-Bruce-Willis-on-GMA/583306080771694135.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Just-how-stoned-was-Bruce-Willis-on-GMA/583306080771694135.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-23T14:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-23T14:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It seemed like someone slipped a Xanax-or six, into his morning coffee.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-23T14:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gloria Allred call Tiger's apology a 'staged public relations stunt'</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gloria-Allred-call-Tigers-apology-a-staged-public-relations-stunt/-13143296371690053.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gloria-Allred-call-Tigers-apology-a-staged-public-relations-stunt/-13143296371690053.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-22T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-22T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Says he needs 'lying rehab' and 'betrayal rehab' as well.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-22T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How do you know you make too much money?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-do-you-know-you-make-too-much-money/-228425028683731729.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-do-you-know-you-make-too-much-money/-228425028683731729.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-22T14:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-22T14:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You make a jewelry replica of your own head out of gold and diamonds!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-22T14:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 20 funniest figure skating pictures from the Olympics so far</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-funniest-figure-skating-pictures-from-the-Olympics-so-far/679072013225107208.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-20-funniest-figure-skating-pictures-from-the-Olympics-so-far/679072013225107208.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-22T03:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-22T03:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pretty funny indeed...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-22T03:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Extreme breath holding</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Extreme-breath-holding/428876300795314339.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Extreme-breath-holding/428876300795314339.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-19T16:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-19T16:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Step-by-step list of how it's possible</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-19T16:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CryingWife.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CryingWife.com/58362290692054819.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CryingWife.com/58362290692054819.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-19T16:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-19T16:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The woman who cries at EVERY movie she sees</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-19T16:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this woman overreacting or is she right?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-woman-overreacting-or-is-she-right/-455785391744280976.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-woman-overreacting-or-is-she-right/-455785391744280976.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-19T14:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-19T14:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Claims she was detained by TSA for her Cowboys jersey.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-19T14:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tony Harris struggles to understand the news</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tony-Harris-struggles-to-understand-the-news/-828314540007326019.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tony-Harris-struggles-to-understand-the-news/-828314540007326019.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-19T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-19T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Notice how many times it takes him to get the story straight</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-19T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Google Goggles' to translate text in photos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Google-Goggles-to-translate-text-in-photos/152030282272655658.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Google-Goggles-to-translate-text-in-photos/152030282272655658.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-19T13:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-19T13:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Technology is pretty crazy.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-19T13:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tiger to break his silence this week</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tiger-to-break-his-silence-this-week/467937826760737459.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tiger-to-break-his-silence-this-week/467937826760737459.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-18T14:24:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-18T14:24:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;His agent says he will not answer questions from the media</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-18T14:24:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man wrongly imprisoned for a decade is paid off</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-wrongly-imprisoned-for-a-decade-is-paid-off/234287071468847053.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-wrongly-imprisoned-for-a-decade-is-paid-off/234287071468847053.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-18T14:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-18T14:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How much would you need to be paid to make up for it?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-18T14:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Family Guy mocks Sarah Palin</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Family-Guy-mocks-Sarah-Palin/-936869979451152881.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Family-Guy-mocks-Sarah-Palin/-936869979451152881.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-17T15:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-17T15:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She's pissed, even though it was satire...which she supports</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-17T15:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Old Nintendo system &amp; 5 games sell for $13,105 on eBay</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Old-Nintendo-system--5-games-sell-for-$13,105-on-eBay/611543519656013288.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Old-Nintendo-system--5-games-sell-for-$13,105-on-eBay/611543519656013288.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-17T15:54:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-17T15:54:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Games included Mario/Duck Hunt, Mario 3, Turtles 2, 'MLB' and Family Fitness Stadium Events</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-17T15:54:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Luger who died was terrified of track</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Luger-who-died-was-terrified-of-track/-855735169337111290.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Luger-who-died-was-terrified-of-track/-855735169337111290.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-17T15:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-17T15:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Dad, I'm scared of one of the turns.'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-17T15:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Unfortunate name for a professor in Singapore</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Unfortunate-name-for-a-professor-in-Singapore/-50154697622472276.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Unfortunate-name-for-a-professor-in-Singapore/-50154697622472276.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-17T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-17T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, her name is Sh** Chew</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-17T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The sexiest songs of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-sexiest-songs-of-all-time/-273401152423790966.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-sexiest-songs-of-all-time/-273401152423790966.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-12T15:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-12T15:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A list from Billboard.com</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-12T15:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Great college basketball jersey FAIL</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-college-basketball-jersey-FAIL/455159337260460556.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Great-college-basketball-jersey-FAIL/455159337260460556.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-12T02:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-12T02:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can you spot the problem?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-12T02:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New 9/11 photos just released</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-9/11-photos-just-released/340139822949771616.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-9/11-photos-just-released/340139822949771616.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-11T16:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-11T16:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Published following a Freedom of Information Act request by ABC News.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-11T16:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Can you find Producer Joe in a Super Bowl commercial?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Can-you-find-Producer-Joe-in-a-Super-Bowl-commercial/-713043011516340457.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Can-you-find-Producer-Joe-in-a-Super-Bowl-commercial/-713043011516340457.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-11T15:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-11T15:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click this link, watch the videos and find him!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-11T15:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>This is why you don't marry someone you've never seen</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-why-you-dont-marry-someone-youve-never-seen/-765057312956779925.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/This-is-why-you-dont-marry-someone-youve-never-seen/-765057312956779925.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-11T15:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-11T15:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-11T15:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CNN Anchor called 'Dumbass' on Live TV</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CNN-Anchor-called-Dumbass-on-Live-TV/31963810929313892.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CNN-Anchor-called-Dumbass-on-Live-TV/31963810929313892.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-11T15:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-11T15:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stern prank callers get through again!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-11T15:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>'Miss Me Yet' billboard in MN shows GW</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miss-Me-Yet-billboard-in-MN-shows-GW/705146182172919409.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miss-Me-Yet-billboard-in-MN-shows-GW/705146182172919409.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T16:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T16:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Image was one of the hottest Google searches this week</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T16:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kerrigan's father's death ruled a homicide</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kerrigans-fathers-death-ruled-a-homicide/-534205364795155387.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kerrigans-fathers-death-ruled-a-homicide/-534205364795155387.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T16:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T16:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Died of a heart attack as a result of a fight with son</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T16:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Father waterboards his 4 year old daughter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Father-waterboards-his-4-year-old-daughter/-832805540434843940.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Father-waterboards-his-4-year-old-daughter/-832805540434843940.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He did it because she would not recite the alphabet</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Becoming a pro gamer</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Becoming-a-pro-gamer/-140885748590240412.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Becoming-a-pro-gamer/-140885748590240412.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Which games pay the most money?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 10 most bizarre sex ed videos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-bizarre-sex-ed-videos/-70608705275715459.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-10-most-bizarre-sex-ed-videos/-70608705275715459.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T14:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T14:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click the link and be prepared to learn!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T14:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Time lapse of the huge snowfall in DC</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Time-lapse-of-the-huge-snowfall-in-DC/-303687296572004266.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Time-lapse-of-the-huge-snowfall-in-DC/-303687296572004266.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-10T13:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-10T13:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Notice the trees in the background!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-10T13:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>9 things that women feel men spend too much money on</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-things-that-women-feel-men-spend-too-much-money-on/709027597796092794.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/9-things-that-women-feel-men-spend-too-much-money-on/709027597796092794.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-09T17:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-09T17:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Booze, strip clubs, cars, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-09T17:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nearly everyone in the world watched the Super Bowl</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nearly-everyone-in-the-world-watched-the-Super-Bowl/342206573352661825.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nearly-everyone-in-the-world-watched-the-Super-Bowl/342206573352661825.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-09T16:33:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-09T16:33:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Largest audience in TV history</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-09T16:33:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CarCrazyDesks.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CarCrazyDesks.com/627547337419427210.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CarCrazyDesks.com/627547337419427210.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-09T15:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-09T15:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hot Wings' new favorite website!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-09T15:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ever wonder how much your organs are worth?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ever-wonder-how-much-your-organs-are-worth/-319340106604682932.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ever-wonder-how-much-your-organs-are-worth/-319340106604682932.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-09T13:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-09T13:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here's a list of the ones you can live without!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-09T13:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sarah Palin writes notes on her hands</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sarah-Palin-writes-notes-on-her-hands/-330809690374498613.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sarah-Palin-writes-notes-on-her-hands/-330809690374498613.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-08T16:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-08T16:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Way to go, Maverick.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-08T16:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>5 ways the world could end</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-ways-the-world-could-end/483970345318390092.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-ways-the-world-could-end/483970345318390092.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-04T16:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-04T16:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Don't worry.  You won't see them coming.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-04T16:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 5 most awesomely ridiculous mashups ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-5-most-awesomely-ridiculous-mashups-ever/-44799687944465176.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-5-most-awesomely-ridiculous-mashups-ever/-44799687944465176.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-04T15:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-04T15:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A list of amateur creations from Blender.com</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-04T15:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How old does this girl look?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-old-does-this-girl-look/-8168805204185627.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-old-does-this-girl-look/-8168805204185627.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-04T14:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-04T14:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rare disease makes her look much older than she really is</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-04T14:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A great WTF moment from daytime TV</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-great-WTF-moment-from-daytime-TV/-61584924998503176.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-great-WTF-moment-from-daytime-TV/-61584924998503176.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-03T16:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-03T16:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Joe Biden can't think of the name Avatar</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-03T16:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Be careful if you eat while driving</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Be-careful-if-you-eat-while-driving/-549657327143978069.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Be-careful-if-you-eat-while-driving/-549657327143978069.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-03T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-03T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Driver chokes on chili, passes out, crashes into home</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-03T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>CNN's list of the biggest rip-offs in America</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CNNs-list-of-the-biggest-rip-offs-in-America/329936355614085112.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/CNNs-list-of-the-biggest-rip-offs-in-America/329936355614085112.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-03T14:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-03T14:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Text messages, brand-name drugs, wine, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-03T14:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>IUsedToBelieve.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/IUsedToBelieve.com/-277998516911413158.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/IUsedToBelieve.com/-277998516911413158.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-02T16:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-02T16:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some people were really, really stupid.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-02T16:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Richard Branson has some really cool stuff</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Richard-Branson-has-some-really-cool-stuff/-183294754644067864.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Richard-Branson-has-some-really-cool-stuff/-183294754644067864.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-02T16:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-02T16:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;His latest invention: The Necker Nymph Underwater Plane</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-02T16:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pajama Jeans</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pajama-Jeans/898028122166218053.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pajama-Jeans/898028122166218053.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-02T14:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-02T14:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What loser would wear these?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-02T14:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>100 quotes every geek should know</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/100-quotes-every-geek-should-know/-886340681835179390.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/100-quotes-every-geek-should-know/-886340681835179390.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-01T17:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-01T17:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Test your geek knowledge!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-01T17:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman fights for a decade over 14 cents</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-fights-for-a-decade-over-14-cents/-110013443878800748.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-fights-for-a-decade-over-14-cents/-110013443878800748.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-01T15:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-01T15:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's the longest you've fought for something insignificant?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-01T15:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Click to see all of the Grammy moments you may have missed</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-to-see-all-of-the-Grammy-moments-you-may-have-missed/-327947357751685323.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Click-to-see-all-of-the-Grammy-moments-you-may-have-missed/-327947357751685323.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-01T15:49:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-01T15:49:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gaga and Elton, Beyonce, MJ's Kids, Taylor Swift and Much More</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-01T15:49:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rip Torn arrested for bank break-in</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rip-Torn-arrested-for-bank-break-in/-212159439539647564.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rip-Torn-arrested-for-bank-break-in/-212159439539647564.html</id>
    <modified>2010-02-01T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-02-01T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out his great mugshot!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-02-01T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>8 trends men wear that women hate</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/8-trends-men-wear-that-women-hate/-568906373924954349.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/8-trends-men-wear-that-women-hate/-568906373924954349.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-29T17:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-29T17:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Graphic tees, manpris, bad leather shoes, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-29T17:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What is your fine on Facebook?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-is-your-fine-on-Facebook/-707594986505290485.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-is-your-fine-on-Facebook/-707594986505290485.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-29T16:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-29T16:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is the quiz we took this morning on the show</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-29T16:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Leno appeared on Oprah yesterday</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Leno-appeared-on-Oprah-yesterday/696049641636511635.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Leno-appeared-on-Oprah-yesterday/696049641636511635.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-29T14:57:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-29T14:57:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here are some of the highlights in case you missed it</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-29T14:57:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 healthy (and 10 terrible!) vending machine snacks</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-healthy-and-10-terrible!-vending-machine-snacks/-859047378567604301.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-healthy-and-10-terrible!-vending-machine-snacks/-859047378567604301.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-29T13:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-29T13:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Might make you think twice next time you're in the breakroom!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-29T13:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NASA's plans for a personal flying suit</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NASAs-plans-for-a-personal-flying-suit/335671160064417267.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NASAs-plans-for-a-personal-flying-suit/335671160064417267.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-28T17:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-28T17:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Someone will die within minutes of this being available</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-28T17:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The State of the Union Address...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-State-of-the-Union-Address.../-500697516091337624.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-State-of-the-Union-Address.../-500697516091337624.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-28T16:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-28T16:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here's all of the highlights in case you missed it.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-28T16:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dog-aroos?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dog-aroos/-751622651489643379.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dog-aroos/-751622651489643379.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-28T14:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-28T14:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Or kanga-dogs?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-28T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The 30 dirtiest names in sports history</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-30-dirtiest-names-in-sports-history/931971749526767872.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-30-dirtiest-names-in-sports-history/931971749526767872.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-27T17:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-27T17:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We can't say many of these on the radio...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-27T17:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Tim Tebow abortion ad creates an uproar</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tim-Tebow-abortion-ad-creates-an-uproar/-716399857337006956.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Tim-Tebow-abortion-ad-creates-an-uproar/-716399857337006956.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-27T17:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-27T17:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Numerous groups want CBS to scrap the ad</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-27T17:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scott Moore is the world's next pregnant man</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scott-Moore-is-the-worlds-next-pregnant-man/-776676087235584486.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scott-Moore-is-the-worlds-next-pregnant-man/-776676087235584486.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-27T15:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-27T15:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you want to barf, click for pictures.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-27T15:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Student pranked by Philly TSA worker</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-pranked-by-Philly-TSA-worker/-461927793710050539.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Student-pranked-by-Philly-TSA-worker/-461927793710050539.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-27T14:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-27T14:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'The worker is no longer employed by the TSA after the incident.'</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-27T14:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 craziest celebrity backstage requests</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-craziest-celebrity-backstage-requests/-5265636531736027.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-craziest-celebrity-backstage-requests/-5265636531736027.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T17:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T17:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cardboard cutouts, hookers, private phone lines, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T17:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man vows to grow beard until Vikings win the Super Bowl</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-vows-to-grow-beard-until-Vikings-win-the-Super-Bowl/167713446312330629.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-vows-to-grow-beard-until-Vikings-win-the-Super-Bowl/167713446312330629.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T16:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T16:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...in 1974!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T16:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>John Edwards has a sex tape?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/John-Edwards-has-a-sex-tape/-270866805532291574.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/John-Edwards-has-a-sex-tape/-270866805532291574.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T15:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T15:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tape shows 'several sex acts' with the mother of his bastard child</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T15:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How did Conan cost NBC $25,000 per second?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-did-Conan-cost-NBC-$25,000-per-second/-135285236908712987.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-did-Conan-cost-NBC-$25,000-per-second/-135285236908712987.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T15:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T15:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Two words: music royalties</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T15:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>America's favorite TV personalities</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Americas-favorite-TV-personalities/791591699440878577.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Americas-favorite-TV-personalities/791591699440878577.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T15:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T15:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Leno and Conan both make the list, among others</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T15:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everyone is pissed at Brett Favre...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-is-pissed-at-Brett-Favre.../-23068864281169316.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-is-pissed-at-Brett-Favre.../-23068864281169316.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-26T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-26T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Even the radio play-by-play guys!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-26T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Jersey Shore kids drive a hard bargain</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jersey-Shore-kids-drive-a-hard-bargain/-440420750433600823.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Jersey-Shore-kids-drive-a-hard-bargain/-440420750433600823.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T16:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T16:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In negotiations for Jersey Shore Season 2</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T16:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Gary Coleman arrested for domestic violence</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Coleman-arrested-for-domestic-violence/-955040037815731618.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Gary-Coleman-arrested-for-domestic-violence/-955040037815731618.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T16:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T16:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Being held in Utah on $1,725 bail</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T16:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Scientologists 'heal' Haiti quake victims using touch</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scientologists-heal-Haiti-quake-victims-using-touch/-448359609571678459.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Scientologists-heal-Haiti-quake-victims-using-touch/-448359609571678459.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T16:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T16:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They claim that the power of touch cures nervous systems.  Yup.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T16:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everyone wants Conan on their network</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-wants-Conan-on-their-network/-574302596787203809.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-wants-Conan-on-their-network/-574302596787203809.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;FX, HBO, Showtime, TNT, TBS, USA all rumored to be courting him</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Andy Dick arrested again...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Andy-Dick-arrested-again.../-872726279753741299.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Andy-Dick-arrested-again.../-872726279753741299.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T13:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T13:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This time, he grabbed a man's penis!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T13:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man OK after he gets his penis stuck in pipe</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-OK-after-he-gets-his-penis-stuck-in-pipe/393332320696556804.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-OK-after-he-gets-his-penis-stuck-in-pipe/393332320696556804.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-25T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-25T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It took firefighters and a grinder to remove it</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-25T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Grounded girl takes to Facebook</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Grounded-girl-takes-to-Facebook/131900277778257283.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Grounded-girl-takes-to-Facebook/131900277778257283.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-22T15:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-22T15:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tries to convince her parents she's right.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-22T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Did Venus Williams go commando?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Venus-Williams-go-commando/-115397555513293569.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Did-Venus-Williams-go-commando/-115397555513293569.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-22T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-22T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You be the judge!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-22T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Regis is really old and out of touch, in case you didn't know</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Regis-is-really-old-and-out-of-touch,-in-case-you-didnt-know/-647843386980460807.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Regis-is-really-old-and-out-of-touch,-in-case-you-didnt-know/-647843386980460807.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-22T15:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-22T15:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He questions how records "fit inside" an iPod.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-22T15:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 annoying things that girlfriends do</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-annoying-things-that-girlfriends-do/-84232868007395640.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-annoying-things-that-girlfriends-do/-84232868007395640.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-20T17:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-20T17:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(That you have to put up with)</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-20T17:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Basketball league only for white Americans</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Basketball-league-only-for-white-Americans/-171845476454667081.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Basketball-league-only-for-white-Americans/-171845476454667081.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-20T14:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-20T14:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Will Free Beer finally turn pro?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-20T14:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heidi Montag's before and after pictures...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heidi-Montags-before-and-after-pictures.../381651826547309599.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heidi-Montags-before-and-after-pictures.../381651826547309599.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-20T14:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-20T14:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Which do you prefer?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-20T14:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Pressure too much to handle for tennis ball boy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pressure-too-much-to-handle-for-tennis-ball-boy/149071270247580173.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Pressure-too-much-to-handle-for-tennis-ball-boy/149071270247580173.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-20T14:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-20T14:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He had an unfortunate accident that delayed the match 40 minutes</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-20T14:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>15 interesting facts about dreams</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-interesting-facts-about-dreams/722919660597154396.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/15-interesting-facts-about-dreams/722919660597154396.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-19T15:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-19T15:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Faces, colors, symbols...it all means something.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-19T15:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What's a bad song to play for someone threating suicide?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Whats-a-bad-song-to-play-for-someone-threating-suicide/558476674025472550.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Whats-a-bad-song-to-play-for-someone-threating-suicide/558476674025472550.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-19T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-19T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This British DJ has the answer!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-19T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cruise ships still stopping in Haiti</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cruise-ships-still-stopping-in-Haiti/-315419349608179812.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cruise-ships-still-stopping-in-Haiti/-315419349608179812.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-19T15:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-19T15:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ships docking just miles from the devastated earthquake zone</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-19T15:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A database of injuries reported by emergency rooms</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-database-of-injuries-reported-by-emergency-rooms/657810972708185345.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-database-of-injuries-reported-by-emergency-rooms/657810972708185345.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-19T00:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-19T00:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some of these might turn your stomach a bit</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-19T00:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lane Kiffin scandal cover-up?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lane-Kiffin-scandal-cover-up/33688345870071863.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lane-Kiffin-scandal-cover-up/33688345870071863.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-18T17:44:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-18T17:44:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Probably not...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-18T17:44:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The FBI's photoshop attempt</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-FBIs-photoshop-attempt/985309258855860489.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-FBIs-photoshop-attempt/985309258855860489.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-18T16:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-18T16:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out the age progression on Osama Bin Laden</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-18T16:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top 7 classic movie moments you didn't know were improv</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-7-classic-movie-moments-you-didnt-know-were-improv/-786967118617176592.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-7-classic-movie-moments-you-didnt-know-were-improv/-786967118617176592.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-18T14:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-18T14:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You may be surprised at some on the list</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-18T14:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Who's been calling the plays for the Baltimore Ravens?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Whos-been-calling-the-plays-for-the-Baltimore-Ravens/-98073584146435872.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Whos-been-calling-the-plays-for-the-Baltimore-Ravens/-98073584146435872.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-15T14:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-15T14:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You may be VERY surprised to find out.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-15T14:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>All of the late night TV clips you missed last night</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/All-of-the-late-night-TV-clips-you-missed-last-night/-47463119339711617.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/All-of-the-late-night-TV-clips-you-missed-last-night/-47463119339711617.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-15T14:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-15T14:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...including Jimmy Kimmel bashing Leno on his own show</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-15T14:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sheep-Gives-Birth-to-Human-Faced-Lamb-in-Turkey/-975879868175088140.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sheep-Gives-Birth-to-Human-Faced-Lamb-in-Turkey/-975879868175088140.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-15T14:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-15T14:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is super creepy</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-15T14:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Heidi Montag 'obsessed' with plastic surgery</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heidi-Montag-obsessed-with-plastic-surgery/210792855838665498.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Heidi-Montag-obsessed-with-plastic-surgery/210792855838665498.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Recently underwent 10 hours of plastic surgery procedures</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>GM publically drops Tiger Woods</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/GM-publically-drops-Tiger-Woods/811645119861315085.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/GM-publically-drops-Tiger-Woods/811645119861315085.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They say they will no longer give him complimentary vehicles</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-14T15:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Everyone in late night TV turns on NBC</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-in-late-night-TV-turns-on-NBC/-414286317515491632.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Everyone-in-late-night-TV-turns-on-NBC/-414286317515491632.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-13T17:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-13T17:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here are all of the clips you may have missed last night</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-13T17:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe's Warrior Dash</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joes-Warrior-Dash/829191580483757941.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joes-Warrior-Dash/829191580483757941.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-13T15:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-13T15:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are you a warrior?  Sign up today!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-13T15:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Chad Ochocinco's birthday gift to himself</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Chad-Ochocincos-birthday-gift-to-himself/577984592457382969.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Chad-Ochocincos-birthday-gift-to-himself/577984592457382969.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-12T16:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-12T16:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...and other ridiculous celebrity rides.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-12T16:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Reporter breaks unbreakable phone at CES</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reporter-breaks-unbreakable-phone-at-CES/371860511025374154.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Reporter-breaks-unbreakable-phone-at-CES/371860511025374154.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-12T15:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-12T15:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The most rugged phone in the world doesn't hold up</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-12T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Simon Cowell is quitting American Idol</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Simon-Cowell-is-quitting-American-Idol/284009236903800331.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Simon-Cowell-is-quitting-American-Idol/284009236903800331.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-12T14:39:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-12T14:39:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;$144M wasn't enough for him to stay</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-12T14:39:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Airport full-body scans</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Airport-full-body-scans/-174894168696442272.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Airport-full-body-scans/-174894168696442272.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-06T15:54:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-06T15:54:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A 250 pound woman and 120 pound woman</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-06T15:54:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Discovery, Imax and Sony Form 3-D Television Channel</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Discovery,-Imax-and-Sony-Form-3-D-Television-Channel/30410900142241698.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Discovery,-Imax-and-Sony-Form-3-D-Television-Channel/30410900142241698.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-06T15:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-06T15:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The future is officially here!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-06T15:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Details emerge on Tiger's injuries from the night of the attack</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Details-emerge-on-Tigers-injuries-from-the-night-of-the-attack/-679763363145818079.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Details-emerge-on-Tigers-injuries-from-the-night-of-the-attack/-679763363145818079.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-06T14:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-06T14:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are they true, or just rumors?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-06T14:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man with horns tattooed on head charged in sex assault</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-with-horns-tattooed-on-head-charged-in-sex-assault/-968352134080651447.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-with-horns-tattooed-on-head-charged-in-sex-assault/-968352134080651447.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-05T17:52:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-05T17:52:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this really a big surprise?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-05T17:52:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NYC's heroin how-to handbook not a hit</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYCs-heroin-how-to-handbook-not-a-hit/-647494203204975351.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYCs-heroin-how-to-handbook-not-a-hit/-647494203204975351.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-05T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-05T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your tax dollars hard at work!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-05T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The new cast of Celebrity Apprentice announced...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-new-cast-of-Celebrity-Apprentice-announced.../-178062615671165271.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-new-cast-of-Celebrity-Apprentice-announced.../-178062615671165271.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-05T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-05T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It's a who's who of who cares from the 80's.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-05T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>10 technologies that will rock 2010</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-technologies-that-will-rock-2010/727908645320399430.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/10-technologies-that-will-rock-2010/727908645320399430.html</id>
    <modified>2010-01-04T14:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2010-01-04T14:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tablet PC's, NetPhones, cloud computing...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2010-01-04T14:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>YouTube's top five videos of 2009</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/YouTubes-top-five-videos-of-2009/323240511720609412.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/YouTubes-top-five-videos-of-2009/323240511720609412.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-17T15:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-17T15:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click here and waste more time at work!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-17T15:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>St. Louis valets abuse hotel guests' cars</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/St.-Louis-valets-abuse-hotel-guests-cars/-424848075622642574.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/St.-Louis-valets-abuse-hotel-guests-cars/-424848075622642574.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-16T19:45:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-16T19:45:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dozens of videos posted to YouTube</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-16T19:45:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It would be a bummer to see this on your parent's computer</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/It-would-be-a-bummer-to-see-this-on-your-parents-computer/631861641732152304.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/It-would-be-a-bummer-to-see-this-on-your-parents-computer/631861641732152304.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-16T19:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-16T19:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They could have at least cleared the history</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-16T19:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees announced</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rock-and-Roll-Hall-of-Fame-inductees-announced/575322304264866010.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rock-and-Roll-Hall-of-Fame-inductees-announced/575322304264866010.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-16T14:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-16T14:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ABBA, Jimmy Cliff, Genesis, the Hollies and the Stooges are headed in.  Yes, ABBA!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-16T14:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Surprise, you were pregnant...now you're a mom</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Surprise,-you-were-pregnant...now-youre-a-mom/-677569536056450947.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Surprise,-you-were-pregnant...now-youre-a-mom/-677569536056450947.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-16T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-16T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Olympic weightlifter unexpectedly gives birth during training session.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-16T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>16 things that disappeared in the last decade</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/16-things-that-disappeared-in-the-last-decade/-546513398815950228.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/16-things-that-disappeared-in-the-last-decade/-546513398815950228.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-15T17:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-15T17:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A catalog of everyday stuff rendered obsolete</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-15T17:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman arrested for demanding a threesome</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-arrested-for-demanding-a-threesome/-678019942705846080.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-arrested-for-demanding-a-threesome/-678019942705846080.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-15T16:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-15T16:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Continually called couple, was charged with breach of peace</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-15T16:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Nicole Kidman doesn't want to talk about scientology</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nicole-Kidman-doesnt-want-to-talk-about-scientology/-657939663201203890.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Nicole-Kidman-doesnt-want-to-talk-about-scientology/-657939663201203890.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-15T16:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-15T16:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Completely dodges the question when it comes up in an interview</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-15T16:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>MTV pulls video of cast member getting sucker punched</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/MTV-pulls-video-of-cast-member-getting-sucker-punched/998190144499727571.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/MTV-pulls-video-of-cast-member-getting-sucker-punched/998190144499727571.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-14T16:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-14T16:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Network execs pulled it after the promo video went viral</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-14T16:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Duggars add 19th child to the stable</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Duggars-add-19th-child-to-the-stable/-112239438187808005.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Duggars-add-19th-child-to-the-stable/-112239438187808005.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-14T16:02:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-14T16:02:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1-pound, 6-ounce baby born 4 months early</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-14T16:02:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Two hot female teachers do each other in classroom</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-hot-female-teachers-do-each-other-in-classroom/-314793650271309635.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Two-hot-female-teachers-do-each-other-in-classroom/-314793650271309635.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-14T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-14T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Caught by the janitor while everyone else was at an assembly</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-14T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dispatchers tell woman to kill 12 foot python with a shovel</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dispatchers-tell-woman-to-kill-12-foot-python-with-a-shovel/-489711377642067584.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dispatchers-tell-woman-to-kill-12-foot-python-with-a-shovel/-489711377642067584.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-11T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-11T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They would not respond because they said it was not an emergency</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-11T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>What was that crazy light in the sky over Norway?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-was-that-crazy-light-in-the-sky-over-Norway/56474630132117439.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/What-was-that-crazy-light-in-the-sky-over-Norway/56474630132117439.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-10T16:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-10T16:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Was it the result of a failed Russian missile launch?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-10T16:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>PassedOutPhotos.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/PassedOutPhotos.com/148493774861441262.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/PassedOutPhotos.com/148493774861441262.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-10T15:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-10T15:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Passed out people getting pranked by their friends while unconscious.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-10T15:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Text messages between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Text-messages-between-Tiger-Woods-and-Jaimee-Grubbs/166036746709449872.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Text-messages-between-Tiger-Woods-and-Jaimee-Grubbs/166036746709449872.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-10T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-10T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wow, Tiger...you're such a pimp.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-10T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>$45,000 off betting slips from the trash</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$45,000-off-betting-slips-from-the-trash/883000834213008551.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/$45,000-off-betting-slips-from-the-trash/883000834213008551.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-09T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-09T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"This has become my job, my life.  This is how I feed my family."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-09T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hasselhoff's daughter calls 911</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hasselhoffs-daughter-calls-911/224527292573190338.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hasselhoffs-daughter-calls-911/224527292573190338.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-09T14:27:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-09T14:27:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"My dad just collapsed!"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-09T14:27:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>40 things that were popular 10 years ago, but not anymore</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/40-things-that-were-popular-10-years-ago,-but-not-anymore/-790899417552943672.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/40-things-that-were-popular-10-years-ago,-but-not-anymore/-790899417552943672.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-08T17:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-08T17:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are you still in to any of this stuff?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-08T17:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NYC's tiniest studio apartment</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYCs-tiniest-studio-apartment/-771056141331931929.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NYCs-tiniest-studio-apartment/-771056141331931929.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-08T17:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-08T17:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;$150,000 for 175 square feet</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-08T17:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The many women of Tiger Woods</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-many-women-of-Tiger-Woods/848385790423253611.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-many-women-of-Tiger-Woods/848385790423253611.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-08T17:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-08T17:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The complete list...to this point</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-08T17:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top one-hit wonders of the decade</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-one-hit-wonders-of-the-decade/441487887432425692.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-one-hit-wonders-of-the-decade/441487887432425692.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-08T14:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-08T14:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You'll hate them all!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-08T14:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>11 dirty TV moments that slipped past the censors</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-dirty-TV-moments-that-slipped-past-the-censors/-945110510713749830.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-dirty-TV-moments-that-slipped-past-the-censors/-945110510713749830.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-04T14:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-04T14:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some subtle, some blatant, some obscure</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-04T14:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Italian-American group wants MTV to dump Jersey Shore</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Italian-American-group-wants-MTV-to-dump-Jersey-Shore/854806801969704206.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Italian-American-group-wants-MTV-to-dump-Jersey-Shore/854806801969704206.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-03T13:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-03T13:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The group calls the show "trash television"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-03T13:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BIG NEWS! Mom from Family Ties is a lesbian!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BIG-NEWS!-Mom-from-Family-Ties-is-a-lesbian!/-626670355256685111.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BIG-NEWS!-Mom-from-Family-Ties-is-a-lesbian!/-626670355256685111.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-03T13:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-03T13:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;BIGGER NEWS! No one is even remotely close to caring!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-03T13:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is this Tiger's mistress?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-Tigers-mistress/-114988064624167559.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-this-Tigers-mistress/-114988064624167559.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-02T18:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-02T18:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She denies it, but a recent interview is riddled with contradictions</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-02T18:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Kathy Lee embarrasses Frank on national TV</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kathy-Lee-embarrasses-Frank-on-national-TV/-274949036624863255.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Kathy-Lee-embarrasses-Frank-on-national-TV/-274949036624863255.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-02T14:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-02T14:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I bet Frank loved this...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-02T14:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>White House arty crashers' Facebook page</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/White-House-arty-crashers-Facebook-page/-847795584826658824.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/White-House-arty-crashers-Facebook-page/-847795584826658824.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-01T17:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-01T17:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is it real?  Or a very good clone?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-01T17:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The best guitar riffs of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-guitar-riffs-of-all-time/-507434849691127546.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-guitar-riffs-of-all-time/-507434849691127546.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-01T16:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-01T16:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hendrix, GNR, Zeppelin, The Stones all make the list</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-01T16:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Too fat to graduate?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Too-fat-to-graduate/163053674523032871.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Too-fat-to-graduate/163053674523032871.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-01T15:04:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-01T15:04:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;BMI above 30?  You must take and pass a fitness class to graduate</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-01T15:04:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Happy Gilmore golf shot is not illegal?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Happy-Gilmore-golf-shot-is-not-illegal/-303844641631858579.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Happy-Gilmore-golf-shot-is-not-illegal/-303844641631858579.html</id>
    <modified>2009-12-01T15:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-12-01T15:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It "breached the standard of care owed to other players on the course".</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-12-01T15:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A wonderful story of a daughter tracking down her long-lost dad</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-wonderful-story-of-a-daughter-tracking-down-her-long-lost-dad/-345910504855230487.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-wonderful-story-of-a-daughter-tracking-down-her-long-lost-dad/-345910504855230487.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-30T17:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-30T17:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh wait, he's in the process of becoming a woman...the ugliest woman ever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-30T17:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Top 10 movie flops of the decade</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-movie-flops-of-the-decade/996828877374208680.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Top-10-movie-flops-of-the-decade/996828877374208680.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-30T16:23:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-30T16:23:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Huge budgets, no profit.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-30T16:23:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Twitter and billboards don't mix well</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Twitter-and-billboards-dont-mix-well/-305912486125837799.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Twitter-and-billboards-dont-mix-well/-305912486125837799.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-30T13:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-30T13:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Maybe not a great idea to send Tweets directly to a billboard</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-30T13:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man in 'coma' heard everything for 23 years</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-in-coma-heard-everything-for-23-years/-68409938972538351.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-in-coma-heard-everything-for-23-years/-68409938972538351.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-25T15:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-25T15:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Received wrong medical diagnosis after 1983 car crash</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-25T15:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The reason old people should not drive</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-reason-old-people-should-not-drive/168605505734147850.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-reason-old-people-should-not-drive/168605505734147850.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-25T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-25T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Lost man drives 370 miles to pick up newspaper</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-25T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Moviefone's list of the un-sexiest men alive</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Moviefones-list-of-the-un-sexiest-men-alive/617384678329601974.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Moviefones-list-of-the-un-sexiest-men-alive/617384678329601974.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-24T17:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-24T17:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Not to be confused with People's Sexiest Men Alive list</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-24T17:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The most bizarre relationship ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/699746894849111669.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/699746894849111669.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-24T15:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-24T15:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Extra arms, legs and genitals everywhere!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-24T15:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mother expecting her 14th child</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-expecting-her-14th-child/-7787123379377805.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Mother-expecting-her-14th-child/-7787123379377805.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-24T14:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-24T14:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Vows: "I'll keep having babies until I have twins"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-24T14:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out the pictures from our trip to Albany!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-pictures-from-our-trip-to-Albany!/396347751054063284.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-the-pictures-from-our-trip-to-Albany!/396347751054063284.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-23T17:53:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-23T17:53:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All pictures are courtesy of Q103</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-23T17:53:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>20 best gadgets of the decade</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/20-best-gadgets-of-the-decade/610579196343807385.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/20-best-gadgets-of-the-decade/610579196343807385.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-23T14:09:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-23T14:09:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Flash drives, iPods, iPhones...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-23T14:09:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Forbes.com's list of overpaid actors</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Forbes.coms-list-of-overpaid-actors/308303775772992118.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Forbes.coms-list-of-overpaid-actors/308303775772992118.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-20T13:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-20T13:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is your favorite actor on the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-20T13:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Hulk Hogan beaten up by Ric Flair</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hulk-Hogan-beaten-up-by-Ric-Flair/93656494295256428.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Hulk-Hogan-beaten-up-by-Ric-Flair/93656494295256428.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-19T14:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-19T14:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In other news, someone needs to tell Australia that wrestling is fake</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-19T14:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A list of questions asked to potential Google employees</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-list-of-questions-asked-to-potential-Google-employees/395100020072645678.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-list-of-questions-asked-to-potential-Google-employees/395100020072645678.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-18T16:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-18T16:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These will really make you feel stupid</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-18T16:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>12 comics who are not funny</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-comics-who-are-not-funny/829194209150189051.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/12-comics-who-are-not-funny/829194209150189051.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-18T16:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-18T16:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A list from Newsweek.com</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-18T16:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Arm chair reaches 98,268 feet</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arm-chair-reaches-98,268-feet/623611487343748177.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arm-chair-reaches-98,268-feet/623611487343748177.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-18T14:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-18T14:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Part of Toshiba's viral marketing campaign</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-18T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Dreamie...the comfort of your bed wherever you go</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Dreamie...the-comfort-of-your-bed-wherever-you-go/195485229890749524.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-Dreamie...the-comfort-of-your-bed-wherever-you-go/195485229890749524.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-17T14:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-17T14:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Would you buy one of these?  It's like a sleeping cocoon!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-17T14:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Photographer meets deadly leopard seal</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal/-880832926398648300.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal/-880832926398648300.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-17T14:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-17T14:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What was the outcome?  Click to find out!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-17T14:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Only 2 of the top 30 grossing films of this decade are original</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Only-2-of-the-top-30-grossing-films-of-this-decade-are-original/669744716563384357.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Only-2-of-the-top-30-grossing-films-of-this-decade-are-original/669744716563384357.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-17T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-17T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Everything else is rehashed, based on an old film or TV show</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-17T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Titans owner Bud Adams flips Buffalo the bird!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Titans-owner-Bud-Adams-flips-Buffalo-the-bird!/157240642187421649.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Titans-owner-Bud-Adams-flips-Buffalo-the-bird!/157240642187421649.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-16T15:47:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-16T15:47:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also did a sideline dance as the Titans capped a 41-17 victory.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-16T15:47:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The worst workout videos of all time</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-workout-videos-of-all-time/933653718390731665.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-worst-workout-videos-of-all-time/933653718390731665.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-16T14:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-16T14:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The style, the celebrities...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-16T14:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>7 things "good parents" do...</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-things-good-parents-do.../665469298247348805.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/7-things-good-parents-do.../665469298247348805.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-13T16:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-13T16:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...that screw their kids up for life</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-13T16:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The best TV shows of the 00's</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-TV-shows-of-the-00s/-889599111248008307.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-TV-shows-of-the-00s/-889599111248008307.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-13T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-13T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Are your favorite shows on the list?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-13T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NJ judge says quadriplegic man can have guns</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-judge-says-quadriplegic-man-can-have-guns/-245281603496913246.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NJ-judge-says-quadriplegic-man-can-have-guns/-245281603496913246.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-12T14:31:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-12T14:31:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Plans to go hunting and operate gun with breathing tube</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-12T14:31:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man nearly struck by lightning caught on video</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-nearly-struck-by-lightning-caught-on-video/-608858714115938600.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-nearly-struck-by-lightning-caught-on-video/-608858714115938600.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-12T14:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-12T14:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When you see the video, you'll wish he was hit</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-12T14:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Is ABC's V anti-Obama?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-ABCs-V-anti-Obama/412592586904270995.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Is-ABCs-V-anti-Obama/412592586904270995.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-12T13:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-12T13:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Watch these clips and decide for yourself!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-12T13:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The best films of the decade</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-films-of-the-decade/759306859623920866.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-best-films-of-the-decade/759306859623920866.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-11T15:34:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-11T15:34:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;See how many you've never heard of!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-11T15:34:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Are you smarter than a 1954 8th grader?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-you-smarter-than-a-1954-8th-grader/201595366674897659.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Are-you-smarter-than-a-1954-8th-grader/201595366674897659.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-10T16:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-10T16:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Take this Civics exam to find out!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-10T16:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The macaroni salad situation is VERY serious!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-macaroni-salad-situation-is-VERY-serious!/897244249126887999.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-macaroni-salad-situation-is-VERY-serious!/897244249126887999.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-10T14:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-10T14:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Man not invited to homeowner's association meeting over macaroni salad.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-10T14:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sammy Sosa is getting lighter!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sammy-Sosa-is-getting-lighter!/316514001217108276.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Sammy-Sosa-is-getting-lighter!/316514001217108276.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-10T14:13:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-10T14:13:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Photos reveal his skin has lightened considerably.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-10T14:13:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>How will we get to the Space Hotel once it's built?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-will-we-get-to-the-Space-Hotel-once-its-built/-840805146054357047.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/How-will-we-get-to-the-Space-Hotel-once-its-built/-840805146054357047.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-06T13:10:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-06T13:10:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;By using the Space Elevator, of course!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-06T13:10:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out Kim Kardashian's black eye</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-Kim-Kardashians-black-eye/826605748718002981.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-Kim-Kardashians-black-eye/826605748718002981.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-05T15:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-05T15:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Black eye is the result of a boxing match for charity</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-05T15:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>30 things women think about during sex</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/30-things-women-think-about-during-sex/-188973290780668955.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/30-things-women-think-about-during-sex/-188973290780668955.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-05T14:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-05T14:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Do you really want to know?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-05T14:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Dominos driver facing felony charges</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dominos-driver-facing-felony-charges/594357291627186234.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Dominos-driver-facing-felony-charges/594357291627186234.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-05T14:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-05T14:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Attempted to bribe a cop with a pizza</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-05T14:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Signs you're a healthy guy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Signs-youre-a-healthy-guy/624097405043586725.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Signs-youre-a-healthy-guy/624097405043586725.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-05T13:55:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-05T13:55:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How healthy are YOU?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-05T13:55:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>11 songs you can't avoid hearing in a bar</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-songs-you-cant-avoid-hearing-in-a-bar/921366834459470510.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/11-songs-you-cant-avoid-hearing-in-a-bar/921366834459470510.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-04T17:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-04T17:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Grab a beer and sing along!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-04T17:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Cowboys cheerleader allegedly does black-face Lil' Wayne costume</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cowboys-cheerleader-allegedly-does-black-face-Lil-Wayne-costume/-612838627543357993.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Cowboys-cheerleader-allegedly-does-black-face-Lil-Wayne-costume/-612838627543357993.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-04T14:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-04T14:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Offensive or just plain fun?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-04T14:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Space Hotel scheduled to open in 2012</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Space-Hotel-scheduled-to-open-in-2012/72966697420788693.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Space-Hotel-scheduled-to-open-in-2012/72966697420788693.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-03T16:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-03T16:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A three-night stay will cost an estimated at $4.4M!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-03T16:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Philly paper prints ad congratulating Phillies</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Philly-paper-prints-ad-congratulating-Phillies/944984371703008387.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Philly-paper-prints-ad-congratulating-Phillies/944984371703008387.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-03T16:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-03T16:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Congratulated them on "back to back World Series wins"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-03T16:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man dressed as breathalyzer gets a DUI</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-dressed-as-breathalyzer-gets-a-DUI/366431476443014798.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-dressed-as-breathalyzer-gets-a-DUI/366431476443014798.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-03T14:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-03T14:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Cops spotted him driving the wrong way down one-way street</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-03T14:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man arrested for trying to smuggle 14 pythons and 10 geckos</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-arrested-for-trying-to-smuggle-14-pythons-and-10-geckos/-377065292041103867.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-arrested-for-trying-to-smuggle-14-pythons-and-10-geckos/-377065292041103867.html</id>
    <modified>2009-11-03T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-11-03T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"His whole body was in constant motion," Norwegian official says</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-11-03T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man sends sexually explicit Christmas cards to ex's family</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-sends-sexually-explicit-Christmas-cards-to-exs-family/371665868953390455.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-sends-sexually-explicit-Christmas-cards-to-exs-family/371665868953390455.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-29T14:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-29T14:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pleads guilty and is sentenced to two years of probation</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-29T14:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Serial pooper in Virginia!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Serial-pooper-in-Virginia!/440501592817599711.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Serial-pooper-in-Virginia!/440501592817599711.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-29T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-29T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Residents trying to figure out who is treating the neighborhood like a restroom</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-29T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Former NBA star is broke</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Former-NBA-star-is-broke/252008478545045668.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Former-NBA-star-is-broke/252008478545045668.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-29T12:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-29T12:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Earned an estimated $110M during his career</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-29T12:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Arnold's secret message to legislature?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arnolds-secret-message-to-legislature/615891917207837454.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arnolds-secret-message-to-legislature/615891917207837454.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-28T19:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-28T19:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;F*** you!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-28T19:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Yankees get boost from Pennsylvania Ave.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Yankees-get-boost-from-Pennsylvania-Ave./-243298346462886198.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Yankees-get-boost-from-Pennsylvania-Ave./-243298346462886198.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-28T19:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-28T19:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;History shows the Yankees can't lose with Obama in White House</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-28T19:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>I hate my hit!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/I-hate-my-hit!/234313858371380722.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/I-hate-my-hit!/234313858371380722.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-28T16:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-28T16:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;10 songs disowned by the people who made them famous</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-28T16:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Correctional officers charged in dog fondling</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Correctional-officers-charged-in-dog-fondling/-448184015634152101.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Correctional-officers-charged-in-dog-fondling/-448184015634152101.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-28T12:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-28T12:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it."</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-28T12:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>NBA's Caron Butler discusses his addiction</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NBAs-Caron-Butler-discusses-his-addiction/360676590553467638.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/NBAs-Caron-Butler-discusses-his-addiction/360676590553467638.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-28T12:17:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-28T12:17:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The "neon-yellow rocket fuel" known as Mountain Dew</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-28T12:17:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Moms should buy teen girls vibrators</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Moms-should-buy-teen-girls-vibrators/-789636509114721051.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Moms-should-buy-teen-girls-vibrators/-789636509114721051.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-27T18:38:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-27T18:38:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Advice from "Sex Expert" on Oprah</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-27T18:38:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Why everyone hates Michael Phelps</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Why-everyone-hates-Michael-Phelps/-592963809507784900.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Why-everyone-hates-Michael-Phelps/-592963809507784900.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-27T16:07:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-27T16:07:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He'll post in front of any black car that's blinged out</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-27T16:07:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Wayward pilots say they were working on their laptops</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wayward-pilots-say-they-were-working-on-their-laptops/-879700009553824446.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Wayward-pilots-say-they-were-working-on-their-laptops/-879700009553824446.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-27T15:26:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-27T15:26:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Overshot their destination by 150 miles</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-27T15:26:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>BeautifulPeople.com</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BeautifulPeople.com/59708548260423002.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/BeautifulPeople.com/59708548260423002.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-27T14:21:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-27T14:21:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The dating website for only good looking people</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-27T14:21:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>It's tough to date, and it's even tougher if you're a dork</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Its-tough-to-date,-and-its-even-tougher-if-youre-a-dork/-620791212463847310.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Its-tough-to-date,-and-its-even-tougher-if-youre-a-dork/-620791212463847310.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-26T18:43:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-26T18:43:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The 15 worst dating videos of all time</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-26T18:43:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister dresses in dominatrix costume</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miley-Cyrus-9-year-old-sister-dresses-in-dominatrix-costume/-308670215119203435.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miley-Cyrus-9-year-old-sister-dresses-in-dominatrix-costume/-308670215119203435.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-26T18:42:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-26T18:42:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What a strange, ugly little child she is</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-26T18:42:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Martin Bashir Versus Scientology</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Martin-Bashir-Versus-Scientology/197346569231834045.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Martin-Bashir-Versus-Scientology/197346569231834045.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-26T14:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-26T14:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Scientologists refuse to answer simple questions about their "religion"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-26T14:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The five-year-old with a six pack</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-five-year-old-with-a-six-pack/601041857368231197.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-five-year-old-with-a-six-pack/601041857368231197.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-26T14:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-26T14:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Child bodybuilder in record books after TV stunt</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-26T14:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Feds interview pilot, co-pilot of NWA flight</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Feds-interview-pilot,-co-pilot-of-NWA-flight/-652041593006247413.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Feds-interview-pilot,-co-pilot-of-NWA-flight/-652041593006247413.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-26T13:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-26T13:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pilot denies that they fell asleep, gives no details</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-26T13:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Minnesota man pleads guilty to driving drunk</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Minnesota-man-pleads-guilty-to-driving-drunk/419805286239003708.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Minnesota-man-pleads-guilty-to-driving-drunk/419805286239003708.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-23T15:58:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-23T15:58:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What's the big deal?  He was driving a souped up La-Z-Boy!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-23T15:58:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The ten scariest videos on the internet</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ten-scariest-videos-on-the-internet/-25494792421699850.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-ten-scariest-videos-on-the-internet/-25494792421699850.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-23T15:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-23T15:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just click the link, pansie.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-23T15:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Check out Uncle Rhombus</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-Uncle-Rhombus/-499719868441971816.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Check-out-Uncle-Rhombus/-499719868441971816.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-22T16:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-22T16:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The band that produced "FBHW Science Detectives"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-22T16:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Vulva Jewelry</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vulva-Jewelry/-108768974137080347.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Vulva-Jewelry/-108768974137080347.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-21T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-21T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One-of-a-kind, hand-sculpted jewelry.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-21T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Richard Heene's theme songs</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Richard-Heenes-theme-songs/863964734391367339.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Richard-Heenes-theme-songs/863964734391367339.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-21T13:35:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-21T13:35:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Had already developed theme songs for shows that no one would ever produce</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-21T13:35:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Arm wrestler Matthias Schlitte is a modern-day Popeye</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arm-wrestler-Matthias-Schlitte-is-a-modern-day-Popeye/310434099294030246.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Arm-wrestler-Matthias-Schlitte-is-a-modern-day-Popeye/310434099294030246.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-20T13:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-20T13:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only increased the size of his right arm...allegedly.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-20T13:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Parents of 'balloon boy' likely to face charges</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Parents-of-balloon-boy-likely-to-face-charges/378520409276366833.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Parents-of-balloon-boy-likely-to-face-charges/378520409276366833.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-19T15:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-19T15:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good.  They're stupid and everyone hates them.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-19T15:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Need to pawn something?  Try one of these places!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Need-to-pawn-something--Try-one-of-these-places!/-904511379420415128.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Need-to-pawn-something--Try-one-of-these-places!/-904511379420415128.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-16T19:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-16T19:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The ten worst pawn shop commercials ever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-16T19:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man arrested with bag of pot stuck to his forehead</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-arrested-with-bag-of-pot-stuck-to-his-forehead/-850853332253577166.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-arrested-with-bag-of-pot-stuck-to-his-forehead/-850853332253577166.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-15T19:32:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-15T19:32:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The lesson learned?  Don't hide your dime bag in your hat</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-15T19:32:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Knotty Bits Sideshow</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Knotty-Bits-Sideshow/712941829644052156.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Knotty-Bits-Sideshow/712941829644052156.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-14T16:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-14T16:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These are the guys that helped us with the Bed of Nails stunt!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-14T16:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman accused of sex act on driver, causes accident</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-accused-of-sex-act-on-driver,-causes-accident/-865724427559528256.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-accused-of-sex-act-on-driver,-causes-accident/-865724427559528256.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-14T13:16:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-14T13:16:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She is outraged, says the allegation is "absolutely wrong"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-14T13:16:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man sleeps through house fire</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-sleeps-through-house-fire/411628797322194625.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-sleeps-through-house-fire/411628797322194625.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-13T15:20:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-13T15:20:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Awakened by firefighters when they broke the door down</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-13T15:20:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>5 surprising ways to get more energy</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-surprising-ways-to-get-more-energy/287163360097072648.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-surprising-ways-to-get-more-energy/287163360097072648.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-13T14:01:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-13T14:01:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some really surprising, non-caffeinated, ways to rev you up</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-13T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Miley Cyrus quits Twitter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miley-Cyrus-quits-Twitter/390082256937394133.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Miley-Cyrus-quits-Twitter/390082256937394133.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-13T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-13T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tweens all over the place are beside themselves</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-13T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Producer Joe's Twitter page</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joes-Twitter-page/246112229588374888.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Producer-Joes-Twitter-page/246112229588374888.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-12T13:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-12T13:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out some of the tweets that Joe's mom got to read!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-12T13:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The new movie Paranormal Activity</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-new-movie-Paranormal-Activity/188365273422661683.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-new-movie-Paranormal-Activity/188365273422661683.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-12T13:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-12T13:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Some are saying it's the scariest movie ever</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-12T13:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Human Limits</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Human-Limits/343784355300137177.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Marissa!</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Human-Limits/343784355300137177.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-09T15:40:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-09T15:40:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Marissa!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;National Geographic Magazine brings us a list of Human Limits, which led to Human Limits Price is Right.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Marissa!</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-09T15:40:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Most influential men of 2009</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Most-influential-men-of-2009/-960860528159437839.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Most-influential-men-of-2009/-960860528159437839.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-08T16:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-08T16:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The top 49 list from AskMen.com</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-08T16:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Chinese media tempted by fantasy of women-only Swedish town</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Chinese-media-tempted-by-fantasy-of-women-only-Swedish-town/699696243890084584.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Chinese-media-tempted-by-fantasy-of-women-only-Swedish-town/699696243890084584.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-08T14:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-08T14:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They believe that men are banned and all the women are hot lesbos</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-08T14:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Saudi man talked openly about his sex life TV show</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Saudi-man-talked-openly-about-his-sex-life-TV-show/-409521215128457644.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Saudi-man-talked-openly-about-his-sex-life-TV-show/-409521215128457644.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-08T13:46:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-08T13:46:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sentenced to five years in prison and 1,000 lashes</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-08T13:46:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>5 sexual tips from Cosmo that women should never try</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-sexual-tips-from-Cosmo-that-women-should-never-try/-175060730716031790.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/5-sexual-tips-from-Cosmo-that-women-should-never-try/-175060730716031790.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-08T13:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-08T13:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;G-spots, sex on the hood of a car and grapes...</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-08T13:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Rush Limbaugh trying to buy St. Louis Rams</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rush-Limbaugh-trying-to-buy-St.-Louis-Rams/-226554851400563392.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Rush-Limbaugh-trying-to-buy-St.-Louis-Rams/-226554851400563392.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-07T13:36:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-07T13:36:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Teaming up with St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts in a bid to buy the team</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-07T13:36:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Father has 48-hour memory after suffering with stress</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Father-has-48-hour-memory-after-suffering-with-stress/-782599366348291089.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Father-has-48-hour-memory-after-suffering-with-stress/-782599366348291089.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-07T13:18:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-07T13:18:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He literally has the memory of a goldfish</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-07T13:18:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Think you've had a rough week?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Think-youve-had-a-rough-week/132094611678485238.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Think-youve-had-a-rough-week/132094611678485238.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-05T14:03:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-05T14:03:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Man, 80, beaten during home invasion, then accidentally shot by son</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-05T14:03:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>New TV show: My Monkey Baby</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-TV-show:-My-Monkey-Baby/-767843468509952666.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/New-TV-show:-My-Monkey-Baby/-767843468509952666.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-05T13:28:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-05T13:28:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;These people are absolutely insane</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-05T13:28:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Woman hits burglar with pool balls</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-hits-burglar-with-pool-balls/152098848735273350.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Woman-hits-burglar-with-pool-balls/152098848735273350.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-02T16:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-02T16:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Used what she "had on hand" to thwart burglary attempt</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-02T16:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ted Williams' head abused at cryogenics facility</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ted-Williams-head-abused-at-cryogenics-facility/62528642694571874.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ted-Williams-head-abused-at-cryogenics-facility/62528642694571874.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-02T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-02T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Technician took baseball-like swings at it with a monkey wrench</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-02T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Farmer in Bangladesh kills 83,000 rats</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Farmer-in-Bangladesh-kills-83,000-rats/370311567973915161.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Farmer-in-Bangladesh-kills-83,000-rats/370311567973915161.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-02T15:00:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-02T15:00:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For his efforts, he wins a big prize!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-02T15:00:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Our very own Jackie Man Voice has a website!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Our-very-own-Jackie-Man-Voice-has-a-website!/-102942913895156599.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Our-very-own-Jackie-Man-Voice-has-a-website!/-102942913895156599.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-02T14:50:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-02T14:50:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The life of a radio intern</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-02T14:50:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Probably one of the strangest fetishes ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Probably-one-of-the-strangest-fetishes-ever/194895526714960878.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Probably-one-of-the-strangest-fetishes-ever/194895526714960878.html</id>
    <modified>2009-10-01T12:54:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-10-01T12:54:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sneezing fetish lands old man in jail</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-10-01T12:54:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Women and Sex</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Women-and-Sex/-548892552129577267.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Women-and-Sex/-548892552129577267.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-30T16:19:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-30T16:19:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Test your knowledge, guys!</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-30T16:19:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>30 Dumb Inventions</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/30-Dumb-Inventions/-492010180374979575.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/30-Dumb-Inventions/-492010180374979575.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-30T15:12:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-30T15:12:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Curved Barrel Machine Gun, Baby Cage, Motorized Surfboard, etc.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-30T15:12:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>TLC drops Jon and keeps Kate</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/TLC-drops-Jon-and-keeps-Kate/984984636637184901.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/TLC-drops-Jon-and-keeps-Kate/984984636637184901.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-30T14:29:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-30T14:29:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He gets his wish, and loses a ton of money.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-30T14:29:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Man Injured in Do-It-Yourself Penis Enhancement Gone Wrong</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-Injured-in-Do-It-Yourself-Penis-Enhancement-Gone-Wrong/494106356692279273.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Man-Injured-in-Do-It-Yourself-Penis-Enhancement-Gone-Wrong/494106356692279273.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-28T14:41:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-28T14:41:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Joe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Apparently, using dumbbells doesn't work</summary>
    <dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-28T14:41:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>"Big fat black lady" angered by gas station receipt</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Big-fat-black-lady-angered-by-gas-station-receipt/-890948396435797208.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Big-fat-black-lady-angered-by-gas-station-receipt/-890948396435797208.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-28T12:11:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-28T12:11:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Joe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wishes clerk could have identified her differently.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-28T12:11:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>No cruelty charges of cop accused of sex with cows</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/No-cruelty-charges-of-cop-accused-of-sex-with-cows/203187940688473861.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/No-cruelty-charges-of-cop-accused-of-sex-with-cows/203187940688473861.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-25T14:25:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-25T14:25:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Jurors couldn't figure out how a cow would feel about such an experience</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-25T14:25:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Teach your children well</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teach-your-children-well/-420985002404457724.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Teach-your-children-well/-420985002404457724.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-25T12:30:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-25T12:30:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Things to teach your sons about women and relationships</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-25T12:30:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>A new way to implant stem cells?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-new-way-to-implant-stem-cells/-930322783810252061.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/A-new-way-to-implant-stem-cells/-930322783810252061.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-25T12:15:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-25T12:15:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stem cell snorting holds promise for treating brain disorders</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-25T12:15:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>We're going to live forever!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Were-going-to-live-forever!/490087258492857324.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Were-going-to-live-forever!/490087258492857324.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-25T12:08:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-25T12:08:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Immortality only 20 years away says scientist.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-25T12:08:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Lost Vegas</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lost-Vegas/-689813107618258843.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Lost-Vegas/-689813107618258843.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-25T11:59:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-25T11:59:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;People living under the Las Vegas strip in flood tunnels</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-25T11:59:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Execution of inmate postponed because they could not find a vein</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Execution-of-inmate-postponed-because-they-could-not-find-a-vein/809692667756012680.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Execution-of-inmate-postponed-because-they-could-not-find-a-vein/809692667756012680.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-23T13:05:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-23T13:05:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Is this cruel and unusual punishment?</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-23T13:05:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>David Hasselhoff off the wagon?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/David-Hasselhoff-off-the-wagon/-639225069191750862.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/David-Hasselhoff-off-the-wagon/-639225069191750862.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-22T15:51:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-22T15:51:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Blames hospitalization on "equilibrium problem"</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-22T15:51:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Boris Yeltsin wandered drunk in DC looking for pizza</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Boris-Yeltsin-wandered-drunk-in-DC-looking-for-pizza/869277779316516144.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Boris-Yeltsin-wandered-drunk-in-DC-looking-for-pizza/869277779316516144.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-22T15:48:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-22T15:48:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Story recently revealed by Bill Clinton while preparing memoirs</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-22T15:48:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>College student's strength saves life of her boyfriend</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/College-students-strength-saves-life-of-her-boyfriend/504355840820419014.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/College-students-strength-saves-life-of-her-boyfriend/504355840820419014.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-22T15:06:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-22T15:06:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also uses her bikini to stop his bleeding</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-22T15:06:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Ebay find of the day</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ebay-find-of-the-day/-398557738121301480.html" />
    <author>
      <name>Steve</name>
    </author>
    <id>http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/Ebay-find-of-the-day/-398557738121301480.html</id>
    <modified>2009-09-22T14:14:00Z</modified>
    <issued>2009-09-22T14:14:00Z</issued>
    <summary type="text/html" mode="escaped">Posted By: Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1963 LeMans Tempest sells for $226,521</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-09-22T14:14:00Z</dc:date>
  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The creepiest dog ever</title>
    <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.FreeBeerAndHotWings.com/b/The-creepiest-dog-ever/