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Man Steals And Crashes A Bucket Truck With Employee Still Inside (Video) 11/20/17
Man Steals And Crashes A Bucket Truck With Employee Still Inside (Video)
A public works employee in Cincinnati was just doing his job recently by putting up the local holiday decorations when his day took a wild turn. 

The employee was using a bucket truck to be able to reach higher until Dennis Smith came along and stole the truck off the street. Smith...
A Bank Robber With A Gun Is Taken Down By A Bank Customer And Arrested (Video) 10/26/17
A Bank Robber With A Gun Is Taken Down By A Bank Customer And Arrested (Video)
In Scott Township, Pennsylvania, a local hotel manager is now being praised for his bravery after taking down a gun-wielding bank robber. 

Robert Sakosky walked into the bank, two other people followed and moments later a robber, John Ryall, busted in wearing...
IKEA Frying Pan Thief Honestly Thought Smuggling A Pan In Her Yoga Pants Would Work (Video) 10/25/17
IKEA Frying Pan Thief Honestly Thought Smuggling A Pan In Her Yoga Pants Would Work (Video)
A woman in Missouri, Sierra Coleman, got caught trying to steal a frying pan from IKEA that she thought she could get away with stuffing down the back of her yoga pants. 

As a security guard is restraining her there is a perfectly clear outline of a whole frying pan where her buttcheeks...
Thieves Hug It Out After Successful Car Heist (Video) 10/20/17
Thieves Hug It Out After Successful Car Heist (Video)
Stealing is one thing, but celebrating after seems to be what is really irking people in this neighborhood! 

One woman forgot to lock her car one night and left her wallet in there, which had her rent money in it. The thieves were then caught on surveillance rifling through the car(s)...
Hawaii Is Having A Spam-Stealing Situation (Video) 10/20/17
Hawaii Is Having A Spam-Stealing Situation (Video)
Safeway in Waimalu, Hawaii has seen a rise in shoplifting cases, specifically cases of Spam! 

Yup, just this week a customer witnessed a man walk out of the store without paying for eight cases of the canned delicacy. 

Spam is apparently a hot commodity...
Who Knew You Could Get So Much Money Stealing From Gas Station Air Pumps? Apparently This Guy (Video) 10/20/17
Who Knew You Could Get So Much Money Stealing From Gas Station Air Pumps? Apparently This Guy (Video)
This thief in Maryland is, low key, kind of a genius. Now we're not endorsing crime and thievery but man, who knew!? 

The still uncaught thief has hit this same gas station 15 times in 3 years and has stolen over an estimated $200,000.

So what was he doing? Well, stealing...
Idiot Inmates Break Out of Jail and Break Back In (Video) 09/25/17
Idiot Inmates Break Out of Jail and Break Back In (Video)
A group of three inmates in Mississippi broke out of jail, went to a nearby Dollar General and then just went right back to jail! 


Levontaye Ellington, Travis Baker, Maurice Robertson and Jacquiez Williams broke out and stole things from Dollar General they thought they could...
Woman Has Painting and Steaks Stolen From Her Porch (Video) 09/15/17
Woman Has Painting and Steaks Stolen From Her Porch (Video)
Edmond, Oklahoma police are on the hunt for a steak and painting bandit who stole a painting worth $4K and steaks from a woman's porch. 

Upon watching surveillance video, Kim Garrett, saw a man walk up to her porch and load the pricey items into his car. Garrett says it's not as much...
Stolen Fire Truck Ends Up in Mississippi River, Locals React (Video) 08/24/17
Stolen Fire Truck Ends Up in Mississippi River, Locals React (Video)
Just because you can steal a fire truck, doesn't necessarily mean you should
In Hampton, Illinois a 40-year-old man stole a fire truck and drove it straight into the Mississippi river. 

Apparently this is something that doesn't happen often out there...
Ellen DeGeneres Calls Out An Audience Member For Stealing An Extra Complimentary Gift (Video) 06/20/17
Ellen DeGeneres Calls Out An Audience Member For Stealing An Extra Complimentary Gift (Video)
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