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In Australia, 'Traveler' Doesn't Mean What Patrick Dempsey Thought It Meant (Video) 08/23/16
In Australia, 'Traveler' Doesn't Mean What Patrick Dempsey Thought It Meant (Video)

Patrick Dempsey and Renee Zellweger were on an Australian TV show the other day to promote "Bridget Jones's Baby" and it ended up being educational for those of us who don't live down under.

Somehow, the slang term...

Alleged Drug Dealer Uses Old Man Mask To Try And Evade Police (Video) 08/22/16
Alleged Drug Dealer Uses Old Man Mask To Try And Evade Police (Video)
You gotta give this guy at least a little bit of credit, right?  Sure, he's an alleged drug dealer, but the lengths he went to evade the police is pretty impressive!

Police surrounded the house where 31-year-old Shaun Miller was staying in South Yarmouth, Massachusetts...
Crowd Gathers And Mocks Robbers Who Got Locked Inside Store They Were Robbing (Video) 08/22/16
Crowd Gathers And Mocks Robbers Who Got Locked Inside Store They Were Robbing (Video)
Well now...this is embarrassing for these robbers!

A couple of guys went into a cell phone store in Patterson, New Jersey recently, looking to rob the place.  The pulled a gun on the store's manager, who told the robbers to take whatever they wanted.  While they were perusing the...
This Bungee Jumper Probably Regrets Taking His Phone With Him (Video) 08/19/16
This Bungee Jumper Probably Regrets Taking His Phone With Him (Video)
What kind of idiot goes bungee jumping with his very expensive phone in his pocket? This Irish guy does. At about 27 seconds in, you can see his iPhone slip out of his pocket and take the plunge to the ground below. The expression of regret when he notices that it's gone forever is absolutely priceless....
Biker Decides To Ride On The Sidewalk, Collides With A Light Pole (Video) 08/17/16
Biker Decides To Ride On The Sidewalk, Collides With A Light Pole (Video)
For one reason or another, one of the bikers in the video below decided that it would be a good idea to ride his motorcycle on the sidewalk while out for a cruise with some buddies.  That proved to be a bad idea, though.

Sidewalks aren't always as flat as the roadway.  And this guy...
Woman Manages To Run Herself Over With Her Own Car, Walks Away (Video) 08/16/16
Woman Manages To Run Herself Over With Her Own Car, Walks Away (Video)

This woman in Washington made a big mistake when she stepped out of her car at a red light to replace her gas cap: She forgot to put the car in park.  It started to drive away on its own, and when she tried to jump back in she screwed that up too.  She flung herself...

Fan Attempts To Snag Foul Ball, Ends Up With A Face Full Of Nachos Instead (Video) 08/15/16
Fan Attempts To Snag Foul Ball, Ends Up With A Face Full Of Nachos Instead (Video)
Some baseball fans will do whatever it takes to be a part of the action.  This Pittsburgh Pirates fan did just that over the weekend when he attempted to snag a foul ball.  Unfortunately for him, though, he did so while walking back to his seat with a full order of nachos.  The outcome,...
Japanese Pole Vaulter Knocks The Bar Off With His Penis (Video) 08/15/16
Japanese Pole Vaulter Knocks The Bar Off With His Penis (Video)
When you think of Olympic athletes, you probably think of incredible athletic moments, forever immortalized in time.  But now, thanks to one Japanese pole vaulter, you may think of penises.  Huh?

Watch the video below of Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita.  Unfortunately...
SeaWorld Dolphin Steals iPad Right Out Of Woman's Hands (Video) 08/10/16
SeaWorld Dolphin Steals iPad Right Out Of Woman's Hands (Video)

Some lady had a stroke of bad luck at SeaWorld recently, when one of the bottle-nosed dolphins snatched her iPad right out of her hand and dragged it into the tank. No info on why the creature might have done such a thing. Perhaps it liked the shiny finish, or maybe it thought it was food....

Donald Trump Tries to Say 'Cities,' Says A Word That Rhymes With 'Cities' (Video) 08/09/16
Donald Trump Tries to Say 'Cities,' Says A Word That Rhymes With 'Cities' (Video)
Donald Trump finally gave his big economic speech yesterday in Detroit.  At one point, he meant to say "cities."  But it sure didn't sound like he said "cities."  Instead, he replaced the C with a T.  At least it was close!
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