This woman in Washington made a big mistake when she stepped out of her car at a red light to replace her gas cap: She forgot to put the car in park. It started to drive away on its own, and when she tried to jump back in she screwed that up too. She flung herself directly under her own car as if embracing the cold release of death with open, graceless arms.
The car rolled over her ass and legs, and somehow, she ended up being fine! And the whole thing was captured by the dashcam in the car in back of her. And the driver of the dashcam car recounted the story like the old guy from Jaws remembering a great cataclysm. His narrative of the story deserves a slow zoom, not B-roll!