You're probably going to hate this guy. He spends the first 80% of the video being the coolest guy...just so cool. But don't fall in love too fast! It's all just a build-up to the big finale! What's he building up to? Only the greatest thing you've ever seen!
Just kidding. He just balances an aluminum pool-skimmer on his ugly maw for like 10 seconds. Super impressive, guy. Surely that will help you get far in life. Anyway, what's your dumb talent? What useless skill do you have? Let us know in the comments!