Can this be real?!? I guess you'll have to decide. But supposedly a hospital in China has come to the conclusion that some men just aren't capable of donating sperm the old fashioned way. You know, with their hand. What they think may help is a machine that has a massage pipe for you to enter and donate. Not only that, it also has a video screen in case you need a little extra inspiration. As unbelievable as all that may seem, what makes this machine even stranger is that it seems to be right out in the open for random people walking by to see you doing the deed.