90-year-old Cubs fan Dorothy Farrell has been at the top of the party game for nearly a century. She's no tea-totaling prude. When asked how she plans to celebrate the Cubs' big win where they advanced to the World Series, she played coy for a moment, fooling nobody. Then she gave an answer that seemed more fitting for a college sophomore than a nonagenarian.
The heart of this story is tragedy though, when you think about it. This poor woman has probably been drinking Jagermeister since World War II. She probably has no idea that booze can actually taste good!