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Tan Mom's Hot New Dance Single (Video)
Posted by Steve on May 07 2013
Tan Mom's Hot New Dance Single (Video)
New Jersey has brought us many great things.  The Jersey Shore (the actual coastline, not the TV show), cranberries and tomatoes, just to name a few things.  New Jersey has also brought us many not so great things.  Jersey Shore (the TV show), smog around exit 13 and high property taxes are a few notable examples.

New Jersey has also introduced us to Tan Mom.  You may remember her as the woman with the baseball glove-esque skin and the annoying voice who tanned incessantly.  You may have thought she was gone, but she is back!  And she has a hot new dance single to accompany her.  Before watching the video, check out some of the fantastic lyrics:

It's Tan Mom, bitch
(Are you ready?)
It's Patricia, bitch
(Here I come)
I've got a message 
to use protection 
from the sun
ha ha ha ha.

I wanna get my tan on
(You all are losers)
I'm sexier than the Teen Mom
(I am cool, I'm the cool one)
I'm hotter than the Octomom
(The world can't judge me now)
So I want you to back away
(Get away from me every day)

Wow.  Such poetry!

Source: TMZ 

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