The Free Beer & Hot Wings Show
JOIN NOW
Already a member? Sign in here
Get access to every show on-demand & commercial free.
Home > Blogs
Tan Mom's Hot New Dance Single (Video)
Posted by Steve on May 07 2013
Tan Mom's Hot New Dance Single (Video)
New Jersey has brought us many great things.  The Jersey Shore (the actual coastline, not the TV show), cranberries and tomatoes, just to name a few things.  New Jersey has also brought us many not so great things.  Jersey Shore (the TV show), smog around exit 13 and high property taxes are a few notable examples.

New Jersey has also introduced us to Tan Mom.  You may remember her as the woman with the baseball glove-esque skin and the annoying voice who tanned incessantly.  You may have thought she was gone, but she is back!  And she has a hot new dance single to accompany her.  Before watching the video, check out some of the fantastic lyrics:

It's Tan Mom, bitch
(Are you ready?)
It's Patricia, bitch
(Here I come)
I've got a message 
to use protection 
from the sun
ha ha ha ha.

I wanna get my tan on
(You all are losers)
I'm sexier than the Teen Mom
(I am cool, I'm the cool one)
I'm hotter than the Octomom
(The world can't judge me now)
So I want you to back away
(Get away from me every day)

Wow.  Such poetry!

Source: TMZ 

Tags:  grossmusicwtf
Become a VIP!
More Blogs
Add a Comment
Stamps
Lumosity
Starkist Class Action Settlement Means Customers Get $25 In Cash Or $50 In Tuna
consumerist.com
The Dumbest College Courses For 2015
dailycaller.com
What Technology Do You Use Every Day That You Could Live Without?
gizmodo.com
More Links
Free Clips
Dumber Than Free Beer Trivia, 8/27
Craig Robinson Interview
Dumber Than Free Beer Trivia, 8/20
Tom Green Interview
Free Beer And Hot Wings Fight During The Green Bay Afternoon Broadcast
What Hot Wings Thinks
Offensive Halloween Costumes
The Virginia Shooter
Full Show Podcasts
August 28, 2015
August 27, 2015
August 26, 2015
August 25, 2015
August 24, 2015
Archives
Gemvara
Draft Kings
Schneider jobs
Dumber Than Zane Trivia
animals awesome cars celebrities crash crazy crime cute fail fight food funny gross idiot injury kids music news police sports tech television vip weird news wtf
Radio Show
Go To Meeting
Meet Me Tix

Copyright 2002-2015 Dainty Hunchback, LLC. All rights reserved.  Terms & Conditions | Privacy Policy | Acknowledgments
This site is Created and Managed by Nox Solutions LLC.