In what seems like a huge overreaction, the city of Portland, Oregon is draining a 50-million gallon water reservoir because a teen hopped a fence and peed into it. That's right. 50 million gallons of water are now completely useless because of a couple ounces of pee. Doesn't that seem ridiculous?
Now, this is an open-air reservoir. So it's safe to assume that it's already a little contaminated with bird crap and other junk that just happens to make it's way into the water. So why are they freaking out over a little pee pee?