If you're going to rob a place, at least look good doing it! You don't want to end up being mocked by police and called the "Jorts bandit" like this St. Louis man! He's apparently been on a robbing streak as of late, and never leaves home without his trusty jorts. People still wear jorts? He really shouldn't be that hard to track down, especially because the St. Louis Police Department has tweeted out numerous pictures of him mocking his lack of style!
Source: Fox 2 St. Louis