A Philadelphia sports writer was all out of half and half and this news station was all out of good stories.
This man thought mayonnaise would be an alright substitute for his lack of coffee creamer, and apparently it wasn't "half bad."
What we want to know is why people can't just leave well enough alone? Why keep trying to change coffee? Take your butter and your mayonnaise and leave us normal people to keep our nice things the way they are!