Why is it that these incredible stories and mugshots always come from Florida? This one did not disappoint when we first saw it and continues to amuse us every time we look at it.
This is 58-year-old Kenneth Haskins from Tampa. Kenneth has been charged with arson after allegedly burning down his apartment complex. "Why would he do that?", you may ask. Well, it turns out that Haskins received numerous complains for masturbating in front of the open windows in his apartment. When he was asked to stop doing that, his response was to burn the place down.
Doesn't this just look like the face of a guy who would burn down his apartment complex because he wasn't allowed to beat it in front of the open windows? We thought so too.