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Man Sentenced to 20 Years for Cuban Bird Pants Smuggling
Posted by Andy on December 10 2012
Man Sentenced to 20 Years for Cuban Bird Pants Smuggling
There have been several stories over the years of people trying to smuggle different exotic animals over the border in unusual ways. None are more unusual than trying to smuggle them in your pants. There just has to be better ways to get these illegal animals into the country. 

A Fla. man has plead guilty to smuggling Cuban birds into the U.S. Alberto Diaz Gonzalez was searched by customs and the search revealed that Gonzales actually had 16 Cuban bullfinches in his pants, which he had planned to sell. Their must have been a hefty price tag on those birds... because the balls it takes to let beaks near your balls is pretty hardcore. 

Gonzales was sentenced to 20 years for the birds in his pants... no word on the state of those poor birds who were forced to travel next to the man's genitals for longer than any creature should ever have to endure something that terrible. 

 
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