There's just something we love about watching people on the news give their account of what happened at the scene of an accident, crime or some kind of disaster. Remember Sweet Brown
? Ain't nobody got time for that! Or how about this woman
, who gave an incredible revelation about the vacuum cleaner man? Simply put, eyewitness reports are great. Rarely accurate, but always entertaining.
Now try and follow along with this story. A man claiming to be Jesus Christ tried to run over a dude because he was black, causing homeless hitchhiker Ky to beat him with a hatchet. Yup, that's about it.