1. A really awkward 80s dating video
2. What are the keys to happiness?
3. Some jerk left an anonymous letter for their neighbor about their kids
4. Today is our big haircut day and our significant others aren’t pleased
5. Aggressive turkeys and stolen chickens
6. What do Americans believe in?
7. FBHW Report - Guy listens to game 7 with dead dad, Trump sign draws blood
8. Name That Blank
9. Free Beer and Justin get their heads shaved
10. Steve gets his head shaved
11. Hot Wings gets his head shaved
12. Some follow-up to our haircuts, Canadians who live on Trump Street are pissed
13. Some sweet hair talk, man suing Popeys over the lack of a plastic knife
14. Dana Carvey’s micro-impressions, taxpayers fund a Bigfoot search, WHWT
15. Country mean tweets, what we learned today