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Florida Roommates Fight, One Throws Pizza At The Other
Posted by Stephen on June 11 2015

We've heard of people "fighting" over the last slice of pizza, but these people actually fought over the last slice. A 50-year-old man, who has a roommate for some reason, made it so neither of them would get the slice by throwing it at his roommate. The roommate called the cops, who came and charged the pizza thrower with simple battery.

Now for most people, not much would come of this, but the pizza thrower was actually on felony probation.  This, of course, violated that probation. The man who threw the pizza looks like a low life idiot, and the woman is probably a dog too. Maybe next time instead of fighting over a slice of pizza, they could play a good ol-fashioned game of roshambo to determine who gets it.
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