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Australian Man Has 2cm Roach Removed From Ear
Posted by Steve the Web Guy on January 13 2014

Reason number 47 why no one should live in Australia - You can wake up with a 2cm cockroach in your ear.  

Hendrik Helmer of Darwin, Australia, woke up with a horrible pain in his ear.  At first, Hendrik didn't think anything of it and simply went back to bed.  After waking up a second time, he realized that he had something in his ear and decided to do something about it.  His first solution was to grab a vacuum and try to suck out whatever was inside.  Well, that failed so Hendrick opted to try to drown whatever was in his head by pouring water in his ear.  That also failed, and caused the insect to burrow into his ear canal.

Eventually, Hendrick headed to the hospital where the insect was removed from his head.  It ended up being a 2cm long cockroach who continually tried to burrow into his brain.  Yeah, F Australia. 

You can listen to Hendrick Helmer tell the complete story here.
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