What the hell is wrong with people? Yesterday, we posted a story of a man that married a tree
. Today, we have this. A woman married a ferris wheel. Last night, an episode of Logo's What?
talked about objectum sexuality, where people have sexual feelings towards inanimate objects. This woman, fed up with being a normal, functioning member of society, decided that she wanted nothing to do with a regular relationship. So she married Bruce. Bruce is a ferris wheel. Right.