We've discussed gambling on farts at great length on this show before.  It's never a good idea to do it, but if you feel the need, you should always have some kind of escape plan in case all goes wrong and the gamble doesn't pay off.  

Former overweight weatherman turned still overweight looking skinny guy Al Roker learned that lesson recently when covering an event at the White House, as he discussed on Sunday night on Dateline.  He was attempting to get away with a little crop dusting when all went wrong.

C'mon Al, at the WHITE HOUSE?  

Source: TMZ