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A Nine-Year-Old Boy Says He Was Body-Shamed By Santa Claus (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on December 08 2016

A nine-year-old North Carolina boy was body shamed by old Saint Nick; because a man who eats millions of cookies in one night really has room to talk.

Now, this little boy is actually kind of adorable.  He's probably the type of adorable, chunky kid in class who will discover working out and become a lady-killing beefcake when he grows up. Apparently, this Santa didn't share the same sentiments because at the end of their conversation, Father Christmas told Anthony to "lay off the hamburgers and French fries.

Anthony is now traumatized, his Christmas spirit tainted and his picture with the sassy Santa is ripped in half. However, he is trying to move past it saying, “I want to say to him, 'You don't want to disrespect a 9-year-old. Even though what shape and size you are, it doesn't matter.’"

So Anthony, just between us, what you need to do is leave a plate of carrots out for Santa on Christmas Eve with a note that says "These are for the reindeer.  You should probably lay off the cookies." He'll know he f***ed up then.

Tags:  holidayssadsantaterriblewtf
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