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A Bank Robber Would Rather Be In Jail Than Go Home To His Wife (Video)
Posted by Brandon on September 09 2016

Every marriage will go through a rough patch. There will be at least one day where you just don't want to be any where near your spouse. In this situation, you have a few options: 1. Go to a hotel. 2. Go to a friend's place. Or 3. Stay with a relative. If you're really desperate, you could always adopt Larry Ripple's strategy and just break the law to go to jail. 

Larry had an argument with his wife and snapped. He needed to get away from her so he came up with the perfect course of action: He went to the bank, handed the teller a note demanding money and then just sat in a chair and waited for the police to come arrest him. He is now awaiting his court date while neighbors question what could have caused this completely irrational and unnecessary decision.

Tags:  crimefunnyjailmarriagepolicerelationshipsrobbery
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