Merry Christmas!  Hopefully you're gathered with family, sitting around a crackling fire, ready to enjoy a nice meal.  Perhaps you're sipping a cup of fresh eggnog, or maybe it's the pre-made kind available at the grocery store.  If it's the latter of the two, take a look at the nutrition information on the carton.  You'll probably see that it's somewhere in the 300-400 calorie range per serving.

Now watch the video below.  This dope is going to consume 80 times the calories contained in your cup of eggnog by drinking a GALLON OF OLIVE OIL, all in about 3 minutes.  At least he's "doing it for the troops"(?).