Hour 1
We got an email asking us if our wives/girlfriends ever get pissed about us saying various women are hot. While talking about this, we also talked about the story of the redneck woman who burned her boyfriend's trailer down after he said he thought Jennifer Lopez was hot. Talk about trailer parks led to talk about the Chevy Beretta, and then to a new contest idea: Hottest Trailer Park Girl. It's guaranteed that we will forget about it and it will never be mentioned again. We had dinner with our agent yesterday. He's the only person left in the world that loves the anticipation of telling a joke, and they're always awful.

Hour 2
While talking about the intern-view coming up with Mike Epps, we got a call from a black woman. This may be the first time this has ever happened. During the CWTTAB segment, we got a call about nuts and bolts football junk. No thanks. This was a good opportunity to make fun of nuts and bolts sports talk shows. Free Beer seemed to be having a rough day today and went into what is being described as "dial tone mode" after a comment was made. This took center stage for a few minutes, but then the guns turned on Hot Wings because he always seems to schedule appointments for contractors and various other tradesmen to happen 1 minute after the show ends each day. In Hot Wings Land, contractors don't work past 11am. The Old Salty restaurant in North Carolina is banning screaming kids. Sheila called in and thought that it was ok to let her kid throw food all over restaurant floors. Zane attacked her brutally.

Hour 3
You absolutely have to go to the Video Reel and check out the video of the unfortunate meeting between a watermelon and a woman's face. Even though that description gives it away a bit, you still won't be prepared for what this video shows. While in college, Reggie Bush accepted a ton of money in "gifts" including a house and a car and never paid it back. There is now talk of him being stripped of his Heisman Trophy. A 17 year old girl came up with the idea for Switch Flops (flip flops with interchangeable straps) and it is now a $30M business. Based on this, we held a round of Invention Court and had people call in with their invention ideas. Listener Bill got killed during this segment for his absurd idea.

Hour 4
Joe Montana was on the Dan Patrick Show yesterday. For many people, he may have ruined one of the classic sports movies of all time with his comments. You can listen to what he said in the Cool Links section. Aiden was the contestant on Dumber Than Zane Trivia this morning, with a shot at winning $2,000 from Cat Footwear.

Hour 5
We discussed the newest P90X commercial that Free Beer, Zane and Steve recorded recently. Steve was attacked for his generally boring nature and Zane was attacked for over-emphasizing every word. Snooki has been sentenced to community service after being a drunk pig on the beach in Seaside Heights, NJ. The judge told her that she was a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. We went over a list of the most common phrases by race for dating websites and struggled not to make jokes that were racially inappropriate, even though they can be extremely funny. We closed the show by listening to Intern Rape Stache's intern-view with actor and comedian, Mike Epps. You can listen to that on the Interviews page. We'll be live from Nashville tomorrow morning. Talk to you then!