Click above for all the details of Stock Car Math. It's your chance to win a trip to the biggest race of the year!
Click above for all the details of Stock Car Math. It's your chance to win a trip to the biggest race of the year!
Click above to check out Producer Joe's latest stunt, the Duct Tape Escape!
Researchers fit calf with prosthetic legs.
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Free Beer got a UPS letter in the mail yesterday asking him to refinance his mortgage with a different company than his current mortgage company. He was caught off guard and immediately jumped to the conclusion that someone was trying to steal his identity. We talked about how miserable it must be to depend on this kind of fishing to get business. We busted out the phone book to check out the other form of genius advertising: putting 18 A's in front of your business' name so it shows up first in the phone book. Verne Troyer revealed recently that he's Amish. Who knew (and let's be honest, who cares)? We talked a good amount today about the shooting at Fort Hood that happened yesterday. We played another handicapped edition of the Sportier Than Thou Challenge this morning. We talked about the missing baby that was found in a box under the babysitters' bed. The baby was fine, but on of the ugliest things we've ever seen in our lives. Based on this, we took calls from people who were willing to admit that they have an ugly child, or those that were the ugly ones. We talked a good amount today about the space elevator contest that is currently going on and how impossible this idea seems to be. Check out the link in Cool Links. We went over a list of the so-called sexiest accents, which just ended up being a list of bad impressions of accents. We then had the American accent broken down by some of the dumbest people in the world. We were sent a video by Intern Dr. Rob from the satirical news site The Onion about Glenn Beck. We asked him about it in hopes that he sent it as something he believed to be a real video. Unfortunately, as bad as he was at duct taping Producer Joe's mouth yesterday for his stunt, he was smart enough to realize it wasn't real. David Hasselhoff spoke at the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down. Of course, he was drunk out of his mind. U2 played for this occasion as well. They erected a wall so the people outside couldn't get in. Irony? A church in Los Angeles is offering services for pets. Check out the video in the Video Reel. We mentioned a story that we saw on the Today Show about sisters that were burned in a house fire. Their last name? Burns, of course. Nicolas Cage is a strange man with strange collections, and now has to sell it all because he's broke. Be sure to listen on Monday morning as we get our first qualifiers for Stock Car Math! Click on the link in the slideshow to read all about it. Have a good weekend!
you guys have eliminated the need of music for me. I no longer listen to music on my ipod. 100% FBHW.
rodney s. wrote at 11:45 PM on Oct-29-2009:
you guys make work actually tollerable
Kimmer wrote at 4:17 PM on Oct-27-2009:
In regards to your photo in that ginormous chair...
Little Beer in Big chair
(a la, Chris Farley - I hope you know the reference or else this was just retarded.)
You're the best, Mr. Beer!
The dumbing of America
It's Andy 2 Times again, venting about the dumbing of America. I was in a channel flipping induced semi coma, when I stumbled upon one of the fifty million "I love" shows on VH1. I realize that MTV stopped playing music shortly after the Regan administration left office, but I had hoped that VH1 would somehow set themselves apart from all the other crappy pseudo-networks. Don't get me wrong, I love Behind the music and...well I guess that's all, but now I have be inundated with horny balding rock stars, 2 no name and no talent brothers looking for love (and the nearest free clinic that gives... Read More
12:45 PM Nov 6 - Listen Monday AM to get qualified to go to THE BIGGEST RACE OF THE YEAR in Daytona with the FBHW Show and Cat Footwear!
04:51 AM Nov 6 - The womens forum coming up @ 9:30. Another game show the night before Thanksgiving. Give T john E a call at: 616-285-5744 to register!
04:25 AM Nov 5 - The video of Producer Joe's latest stunt, the Duct Tape Escape, is now posted at http://bit.ly/1wOfnX. Editing courtesy of @bishoponair
I have heard your show on the radio. I can't believe you are still on theh air. Cursing at preachers, and just plain being negative 24/7 is not a good way to start off your morning. I will never listen to your show again and I look forward to getting... continue reading your show off the air. There are some things you can not say on the air, your show sucks. It is by far the saddest thing I have ever listened to. Your material is like a twelve year old's mind!
The dumbing of America
